Would You?

[WODIN]

I was watching 60 minutes Sunday night and they did a story on Porn in America and they mentioned Jenna Jameson and that she is going to retire from the business and wants to become a regular house wife and have kids.

So lets say she is all mad about your johnson and wants you to fertalize her playground and play house with you. Would you step up to the plate and plant the seed and play house?

Like all decesions this one has a double edged sword.

Upside:

You are getting a fairly attractive woman who you know loves anal and 3somes with other women. Big Pluses.

She probably has a decent amount of income and can probably help your goober ass financially.

Downsides:

Everyone is going to know that your wife is a former porn queen.
Your kids will probably someday be scarred for life when they find a video of mom doing a triple penetration.

Decisions....decisions......

Discuss.

 

[KillahBee]

Nope. But I would bang the living hell out of her until my cak fell off. Can't imagine explaining to my 16-year-old son how many tons of man splooge his mom has had tossed on/in her back in her glory days. Doesn't exactly set the stage for teaching a young man about respecting women, now does it?


(did I just say that??)

 

[Y_lifter]

NO... On top of your stated Negatives,

I would imagine her cootchie is so loose that having sex with her would
be like tossing a hot dog down an empty hallway..

 

[Ffactor]

I will need to think about this. This is an issue I am sure the likes of aristittle and socrates were hoping to debate.

 

[havoc]

Gawd no man!

Marriage, kids, with that highway? Sick!

That happy trail is stomped to oblivion.

LOL at "goober ass"

A female friend of mine told this guy that was hitting on her that his breath smelled like "man ass", funniest shit all weekend. peace

NON-PLATINUM MEMBER

 

[MAX 300]

I wouldn't touch that ho with the longest pole in existence in the entire universe.

The mere thought of having sex with her, let alone marrying her and having kids with her, is enough to cause extreme nausea and stomach convulsions.

 

[chewyxrage]

oh please.

first of all her husband is a porn producer so i think he may be a bit desensitized to all this so called sick shit ya'll are talking about


who gives a fuck as long as your both happy?

that woman is hot as fuck and you know she sucks a dick like no other.....she takes it in all 3 holes with pleasure so what else could ya ask for?

 

[Ffactor]

I've finished thinking about it and yes I would.

 

[coverguy]

I would. I met her in person about 4 years ago, and the close-up i saw of her makes this a no brainer!!!

 

[ChefWide]

NO... On top of your stated Negatives,

I would imagine her cootchie is so loose that having sex with her would
be like tossing a hot dog down an empty hallway..

If you hold yer ear up to that yawning, sepulchral Chocha Cabana can you hear the ocean roar?

 

[KillahBee]

I would. I met her in person about 4 years ago, and the close-up i saw of her makes this a no brainer!!!

me too bro. got a polaroid with her and put it on a t-shirt. I call it my "100% Shirt" cause there is a 0% chance I won't get laid when wearing it.

 

[WODIN]

LOL!!!

It be fun to tap her ass thats for sure.

 

[KillahBee]

I am getting a hard-on just thinking about having sex with her. I'll be back in 4 minutes.

 

[the nature boy]

Honestly, it really depens on how smart or stupid she is. If she was pretty intelligent and interesting I would. If she's not too bright, then I'd just knock her up and get the fuck out of dodge.

 

[hamstershaver]

definately wouldnt lick that kitty, but id do the anal thing with her for sure

 

[Testosterone boy]

No.....if I want 'sex' with a porn star, I willl watch her videos and play it safe.

 

[AAP]

Hell yeah.

 

[MrMuscle]

im down with anything that gets me laid. what are you talking about.

 

[jackangel]

yes. yes i would.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Wodin.....what is her income after she quits making vids and stuff?

What is her skill after she is married with kids?

I am sure she has an expensive car and nice clothes and some art. That does not help very much. Porn icome is easy come, easy go. They usually have little other than clothes, cars, and burned out nostrils.

 

[plowboy]

i say no, because once u get married all pussy will be cut off, then ur just left with a hott porn queen everybody wants to fuck.

 

[AAP]

Ya'll dudes complaining about her being stretched out must be some tiny dicks mofos.

Or insecure.

 

[Y_lifter]

Ya'll dudes complaining about her being stretched out must be some tiny dicks mofos.

Or insecure.

Thanks Mr Jeremy sir..