well they have this damn rinky dinky shower stall and I was showering off FIRST. he wanted to barge in and take up precious space. And every man out there gay or straight ALWAYS pees in the shower. he wouldn't move so I could hit the drain (fucking bitch shouldn't have geronimo'd in there in the first place) so just to try to piss him off (pun) I let a stream go on his leg.
think 6 year old at Xmas who sees a go cart, bb gun, xbox, puppy, red wagon radio flyer, pony, and other shit waiting under the tree for him.
that was him.
now think of a 6 year old at xmas that opened up a nicely wrapped present and found something like fucking underwear or a sweater.
that was me.