Would you rather......

[Big Jroy]

This is one I made up on long car trips with friends. It can get rather disgusting (for us!)

You simply present two choices, preferably horrible, and the person picks the one they'd rather do..

Here's my example:

Would you rather be caught jacking off or walk in on your dad mackin your mama's bush?


Sound like fun? Ok, ready........... set............ GO!

 

[MrMuscle]

Would you rather lick Decems nutsack

Or

Stick your dick in the cheese grater?

 

[Big Jroy]

I'll take the cheese shredder.

Would you rather eat a pile of poop or drink a glass of someones vomit.

 

[HumorMe]

Would you rather smell my farts?

or

Would you rather taste them?

 

[decem]

listen fuzznut... your two choices are easily lopsided.. as my nutsack is the envy of all that i encounter.. and represents a pleasurable licking experience.. so obviously.. everyone would not only "opt" to lick my nutsack over sticking their dick in a cheese grater.. but they'd probably wish to do so.. whether the HAD to choose doing so over an particularly gruesome option or not.

 

[beastboy]

Would you rather buy Muscle Tech or Weider products

 

[Heavy Weight Champ]

Depends on the age of the poo and wether or not i can use ketchup.

Would you rather break your sternum or your pelvis?

 

[Lord_Suston]

Would you rather buy Muscle Tech or Weider products

Can't I just comit suicide both options are horrible....

Would you rather sllep with your best friend's girl or them sleep with your gf???

 

[beastboy]

Would you rather sllep with your best friend's girl or them sleep with your gf???

What if I already did???

 

[HumorMe]

What if I already did???

Oh..you dirty dog you!

 

[decem]

What if I already did???

then you're a piece of shit.

 

[MrMuscle]

What if I already did???

what is she also already have?

 

[GLADIATOR351]

Can't I just comit suicide both options are horrible....

Would you rather sllep with your best friend's girl or them sleep with your gf???

suicide was not an option.. it depends on which one of his GF's you are talking about..

 

[beastboy]

then you're a piece of shit.

Not if the damage was done before they were a couple......!

 

[SONNY SIXKILLER]

Would you rather remove a 30 ft tapeworm from a rhinoceros OR be ejaculated on by Snuffalufagus?

 

[SONNY SIXKILLER]

Would you rather: administer a "BJ" to every member of the Oakridge Boys OR be double-teamed by Grimace and Mayor McCheese??