Would you believe someone whom...

[Slopain]

lol, I've gotten 3 months of kinky fucking out of it so far, so I'm trying to continue as long as possible. She's nowhere near the freakiest that I've had, but she is also no dud either....One of the funniest things I've heard (and I hear it with a decent amount of frequency) is when a one night stand whom you just met tells you right before you go at it "I never do this on the first night" . "Me neither" is my typical reply...

"I never do this on the first night":

if you believe me we will fuck easily,

if you tell me Im lying = we will argue for 30 mins then fuck,

if you shrug your shoulders = we will fuck hard.

 

[Thick dog]

LOL, or how about "I can't believe I just met you and I'm already naked in your bed"

"I can't believe the sun is up and your still here"

 

[Evloks]

you had sex with within 1 hour of meeting them if they told you later on that they had only slept with 4 people in their whole life? BTW, the female in question is 24 years old...

No. She a hoe.

 

[Slopain]

"I can't believe I swallowed all four of your guys wads, and then proceeded to be fisted simultaneously, while being digitally recorded, me being a virgin and all.."

 

[Thick dog]

LOL "So your saying you won't think I'm a slut even if I stick all four of these candles in my ass and perform oral sex on your dog?"

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Quoting the words of thick dog's mom, "Son, your dick is small just like your fathers, so you better learn how to use your tongue."

Quoting the words of the 12 year old boy thick dog molested, (pointing at thick dog) "Judge that is the man who put his 1 inch manhood in my anus."

 

[MommaKin]

lmfao@Slo

 

[velvett]

Don't ask questions that you don't really want to know the answers to.

 

[Delinquent]

or how about
"You wouldn't be here if you weren't so drunk"
"Sure I would"
not

 

[bstone]

Never in a million years, don't believe a word. Women tell just as many lies as guys do. They are just better at hiding them.
That's bad man, she starts things off with a lie. Give her some curbside service or at least kick her in that general direction.