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Would you become a professional Horse Ejaculator???
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hamstershaver
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hell ya where do i sign up?
Beachbum1546
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so i get payed to masturbate?
zinggg!
zinggg!
foreigngirl
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SublimeZM said:
I just puked
Dunk
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SublimeZM said:
A million dollars a YEAR salary. So lets say you have to yank off 3 horses a day on average.
that's 3 x 365 = 1,095 horse hand jobs a year.
$1,000,000/1095 = $913.25 per ejaculation.
Would you still do it? Think about it. Your out. People ask what it is you do for a living? Chicks at bars, etc...
foreigngirl
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SublimeZM said:
gagging
At those rates, I would say some of the high end hookers in Vegas pull down 7 figures.
chicks at bars... fuck that,m with a million per year, id tell her with the biggest mos confident smile on my face ever.Dunk said:
and whats wrong with jerking off a couple horses a day...better than kissing some bosses ass all day for not even 1/10th of the money
coldblue1955
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You go to extremes for your hobbies don't you? lol.Dunk said:
SublimeZM said:
interesting perspective.Am I the only one who's even seen this done?
It's not like when they jerk off a dog. Then they just bring a teaser bitch around (she's in season) and once he's "excited" the vet puts his little friend in this thing that looks like something you'd decorate a cake with that has a vial on the end. Then she jerks the dog off into the vial.
Horses have a big penis. I'm not sure how many here have been up close and personal with a male horse. Anyhow they have these big concrete things (at least they did at my gf's farm and her horses were 10's of thousands each). They're kind of built like the back of a mare and are covered in softer leathery fabric.
They either put a mare in season on the other side of the stall or the pee or pheremones or something if they don't have a mare in season around. There's a hole in the concrete thing that contains much like a big scale thing the vet jerks off the dog with.
So the stallion mounts and fucks the cement chunk til he's done. My forearm is about as big around as a horse penis. I can't fathom that someone would actually attempt to jerk it off. Though people with male horses have to reach up into the foreskin part and clean it out regularly.
And that kids, is how you collect sperm from a horse. I'm sure you've never seen one artificually inseminated in person either. I've seen a cow and a horse. It involves a shoulder high glove and a big ling syringe looking thing with a frozen tip. The sperm is stored suppper cold. They reach up into her, deposit the sperm, and all is well.
It's not like when they jerk off a dog. Then they just bring a teaser bitch around (she's in season) and once he's "excited" the vet puts his little friend in this thing that looks like something you'd decorate a cake with that has a vial on the end. Then she jerks the dog off into the vial.
Horses have a big penis. I'm not sure how many here have been up close and personal with a male horse. Anyhow they have these big concrete things (at least they did at my gf's farm and her horses were 10's of thousands each). They're kind of built like the back of a mare and are covered in softer leathery fabric.
They either put a mare in season on the other side of the stall or the pee or pheremones or something if they don't have a mare in season around. There's a hole in the concrete thing that contains much like a big scale thing the vet jerks off the dog with.
So the stallion mounts and fucks the cement chunk til he's done. My forearm is about as big around as a horse penis. I can't fathom that someone would actually attempt to jerk it off. Though people with male horses have to reach up into the foreskin part and clean it out regularly.
And that kids, is how you collect sperm from a horse. I'm sure you've never seen one artificually inseminated in person either. I've seen a cow and a horse. It involves a shoulder high glove and a big ling syringe looking thing with a frozen tip. The sperm is stored suppper cold. They reach up into her, deposit the sperm, and all is well.
J
jenscats5
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Raina said:
My ex husband had to artificially inseminate a cow & he's left handed which is also the hand his wedding band is on......well the glove broke - while he was shoulder deep!!
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jenscats5
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Oh and with all the chicken farms around my lil state - there's actually a job description for "chicken sexer." What a job!!
Of course there is. Most people don't want roosters. Most want hens. They actually kill a lot of the rooster chicks. Most people who have hens don't want them to end up producing fertile eggs. Or producing eggs at all if they're for eating.
You start slaughering rooster chicks as soon as they're old enough to crow. You usually let the hens grow bigger. I know that I spent a lot of time on an organic farm and they had organic free range chickens. THey'd slaughter right before they'd get so heavy their feet would start to break.
Anyhow, one night a friend and I were supposed to "herd" them all up into the coops for night (free range is fine during the day but with owls and foxes at night they need to be inside). Well we totally forgot until after dark. After dark chickens just snuggle up on the ground and don't like to move around or be herded. So we had to hand carry about 100-150 big ass chickens into the coops.
You start slaughering rooster chicks as soon as they're old enough to crow. You usually let the hens grow bigger. I know that I spent a lot of time on an organic farm and they had organic free range chickens. THey'd slaughter right before they'd get so heavy their feet would start to break.
Anyhow, one night a friend and I were supposed to "herd" them all up into the coops for night (free range is fine during the day but with owls and foxes at night they need to be inside). Well we totally forgot until after dark. After dark chickens just snuggle up on the ground and don't like to move around or be herded. So we had to hand carry about 100-150 big ass chickens into the coops.
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jenscats5
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Raina said:
Hmmm interesting - didnt' know that. But it was funny to work at an auto financing company & see an app come over for a luxury auto & the person's job is "chicken sexer"
Now you know!
Especially with layer hens you don't want roosters. If there were roosters the eggs would get fertilized and they'd be bloody! They kind of squeeze the little chicks while they're upside down and put them down one or two chute sort of things. Most of the little guys don't make it.
Especially with layer hens you don't want roosters. If there were roosters the eggs would get fertilized and they'd be bloody! They kind of squeeze the little chicks while they're upside down and put them down one or two chute sort of things. Most of the little guys don't make it.
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jenscats5
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Raina said:Now you know!
Especially with layer hens you don't want roosters. If there were roosters the eggs would get fertilized and they'd be bloody! They kind of squeeze the little chicks while they're upside down and put them down one or two chute sort of things. Most of the little guys don't make it.
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vansmack2000
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"Dirty Jobs" on Discovery showed it. Each horse even has their own plastic sperm catcher thingy
I decided to change the channel before it got too intense.
I decided to change the channel before it got too intense.
