would you beat this guy's ass

[Bruce]

i'm on eq right now, i don't believe in roid rage but i am a bit edgy. this motherfucker in my condo building will bang on my door like the po po if i leave garbage in the back deck for more than 20 mins. he is a 5 foot 7 140 pound little napoleon complex guy, he gets in my face and yells at me. i can let that slide but my gf's puppy was going out last night and he pissed on the side walk. this mofo runs up on my girl in the dark asking her if she is gonna clean it up. i'm like yea she is gonna mop up the piss. she wouldn't let me beat his ass but i'm really starting to get pissed. sorry needed to vent, this is not cycle related but i trust you guys can guide me in the right way. at what point do you kick an aggressive cocksucker's ass

 

[thelion2005]

Never. That is assault and battery and he owns you.
Walk away. Let him make a mistake.

 

[ortiz34]

Who is this clown Bruce? Just a owner, renter, Super?

 

[instant.muscle]

apparently if he is this pissed he will make the first move and when he does, THEN beat his fucking ass, THEN get him kicked out, solved

 

[Bruce]

he is an owner, i rent from a lady i know cause i'm in the city temporarily. i'm moving in september. i'm paying a shit load though, i guess your right, they would probably come search my crib too and find aas. so fuckin annoyin i have to see the cocksucker everday he is across the damn hall, we practially touch when we are leaving our places.

 

[fergie]

Just tell him to fuck himself whenever he says anything, maybe you can get him to take the first punch then hes fair game.

 

[Bruce]

thats what i'm thinking fergie. i'll just talk mad shit, i can't threaten though, thats illegal too,

 

[instant.muscle]

bruce thats what i said in so many words anyway off topic i see u always talkin about Tbol, whats it like a mix between dbol and var or what? thanks!

 

[anabolic12]

I do understand where you are coming from, but you are doing the right thing by keeping your cool. What is the age difference between you two?
I use to have a neighbor like the one you speak of and instead of talking sh*t back to him I just got to the point where if he stopped to say something I would just walk away.
However, this individual NEVER got up in my girlfriend face. That is a different story, if that happens I wouldn’t put the smack down on him, but I would make damn sure that he understood that I could and would be happy to any time of day.
Again, I think you are doing the right thing.. You have to remember that people like that have issues, could be personal, could be jealousy, could be anything, and he is just mad at the world or just a power trip.
If he does or doesn’t work for the apartment complex you could call the cops and get him for harassment, but you would have to do it in a very good way.
1st call to the cops, just inform them what is going on harassment wise, don’t let them come out but only for them to make a note of it.
2nd same as the first, but ensure that they know about the first call
3rd time have them come out and warn him,
However, if he is calling you out on rules set forth by the apartment complex, make sure you explain to the cops that you know this JACKASS means well, but he is going about it in the wrong and sometime aggressive manner. Be sure and say he is being threating and aggressive most of the time. This is setting him up for below:

Last but not least, if he gets in your face again, and you want to kick the sh*t out of him (which I don’t endorse, but sometime people can go to far) tell him your sleeping with his wife. Let him throw a punch, then its on.. As soon as he throws the punch you kick his ass.. Go call the cops and say it was self defense, and if you have made the above calls first, then you are covered.

Or you could just kill him with kindness

 

[Juiced]

I just gotta say that everyone has their breaking point, and if he pushes you past that line than break his skull in, but again plan on being sued...Unless of course you can get him to swing first, which probably wont be hard hearing how this asshole is. Or you can always just toss on a ski mask and get him at night Nothing a nice set of brass knuckles wont fix.....