would you beat this guy's ass

[shootfighter1975]

fuck it...

He is probably jealous of your gf. His woman is probably close to the 300 pound mark, so he has to take it out on someone right?

hehe....

 

[shootfighter1975]

Another good tactic I use on people who get on my nerves is I just talk total jibberish to them... I get tempted to slap on a choke hold but it's only gonna cause more problems. I just talk total nonsense when they get in my face. It really fucks up people. They don't know how to react. It can be hillarious man.

Check this old James Brown interview.... hehhee.... This is a good way to respond to bullshit you don't wanna deal with:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTaDk_P91ao&search=james brown

 

[nuevo laredo]

Just tell him to fuck himself whenever he says anything, maybe you can get him to take the first punch then hes fair game.

Agreed. Don't kick his ass unless he assaults you or your girlfriend or you feel you are in danger of being assaulted. I don't know how the law works where you are so be careful.

Try having a talk with the guy first and see if there is some chance for peace. Find out what his concerns are, let him know you understand and then tell him your side of the story. You would be amazed at how well this sometimes works.

If that does not work and you can't ignore the guy then just get back in his face and make him feel uncomfortable. Bang on his door real hard and loud just to tell him simple things like "hey, I just took the garbage out", or "look at that full moon!!". Figure out what makes him REALLY uncomfortable and then focus on that.

Another option is to file a police complaint if he really does something loud and aggressive, especially if you have a witness and depending on what he says to you. This way you can establish him as the aggressor and you as the mistreated citizen looking for help. Be careful with this option because you could be taking police time from something more important like a real assault.

 

[BigCracker]

reminds me of a father that punched another father and the guys died whiel watching there son play hockey

I remember that-a prime example of how one tiny lapse in judgement can forever change your life(your family's too).

I must also say that being bigger and more muscular than the avg guy is definitely not going to help your case while you're standing in front of some fat ass egomaniac judge. Judges are often on bigger power trips than cops-and may choose to make an example of you based simply on the fact that you reach across the stand and squish him like a grape.

 

[Nytol2]

Yes I would, but my fuse is very, very short.

 

[jagerbombme]

start orally fucking right back with him bro. ask him if he's ever sucked a dick he didn't like? as him if cum gives him an upset stomach? ask him how many cocks he's had in his mouth at once?

hehe, that'll get to him and if he's married, ask him if she needs a real dick sometime

 

[gettinripped]

just kill him with kindness. it will make him even more mad and then he'll pro'lly quit being a dick all together if he see's it's not bothering you.

 

[rykertest]

Just laugh at him while he is standing there in your face. Nothing pisses a person off more.

thats a very true statement. WHen you start laughign at someone, they feel even more inferior and I bet he would then get physical which in turn would allow you to open up a can. Other than that, a nice verbal assault might do the trick and it would be his word against yours and your girlfriends. FYI, If you do get to the point where a verbal attack is going to happen, don't yell or scream, just get really close and say it nice and soft; like you are about to just go absolutly ape if he makes one wrong move. Also, the nieghbors won't hear you yelling which can validify his case.

 

[hanibal]

just bitchslap him already, enough talk.

 

[immortalis]

k to all of you guys, jackedfreak its in chi town, maybe you want to come by and help me lay the smaketh down, just kiddig. instant muscle just pm me bro, you askind about mixing them or the differences holler.

If it wasnt so far away, id come do it for ya.

I could use somethin to release a lil tension