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She's VERY pretty.. Who the heck is that anyway?? Some underaged girl you tryna meet up from myspace or something?
 
all the whey said:
Holy shit! KB is going to kill himself.

I can't believe the mom hooked up her 14 yr old daughter. I know Latin culture is more tolerant of younger girls with older guys than we are. But damn!

She must have thought you were pretty charming.


When I was 23 I met a girl that told me she was 19 that was selling shoes at the mall.lol

Anyway, she said she didn't feel like going home after work. So, I told her she could come over to my house and watch a movie.

She gets over. I put the movie in. She imediately puts her hand down my pants. She was hot, tall, skinny (normally don't like them too skinny). But, she had full C or D tits. I should have known she was young because when she took her shirt off the perked up even more. (the girls here would have said they were fake though)


Anyway, I see her a few times. The last time she comes over I was in the drive way washing my bike off. I noticed a tag on the rearview mirror. It was a high school parking permit. She was 16~@!@@####!!!

I told her to gtfo! 16 was scarry enough I can't immagine 14. Well, maybe I can imagine it.lol (no pedo)
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LMAO, that's funny...
She was hispanic, but her mom was born here, maybe even her G-mom, they weren't Mexican or "latin culturized" like they just got here from down south. She had done some print modeling for Cavendar's Western wear, shit like that. I always was curious as to why the mother would do that though, the guy was her mom's bf, for all I know they just were up for the weekend together and wanted her out of the house. They had to know what she was going to see and experience in a college town with a college guy, nobody's THAT stupid. AND, when I called her at home, her mom knew where we were going because I told her we were going to frat parties and shit in Houston. She never asked what would be going on or what time I was planing to bring her home, although I was a clean cut well mannored kid, still...
I had this nightmare of a conspiracy of some kind, like the mom was going to call up one day and say, "we'll she's pregnant, it's $$ dollars or we're going to turn you in to the cops. I was hittin that shit raw, the only thing, besides pregancy obviously, to worry about was Herpes, aids/hiv wasn't even thought of then. Or just a straight out blackmail, hell, I didn't know these people, they could have been straight up grifters for all I knew. I was a scared MF'er for a few months.
Bish was fine, I do know that much... lol
 
patsfan1379 said:
txbondsman just jumped up a few ranks imo
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I'll shoot ya a pic of my wife, that aught to put me close to the top of the list! You'ld swear that I must be packin 10 and have the $$ to go with it. LOL
 
patsfan1379 said:
i vote txbondsman for mod
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not me, I like to trash Suggalips too much, mods have those imaginary keyboard handcuffs! Unless your the "Mods Mod", APE...errr AAP I mean, hell he still uses the N word, C word, F word for a mo, any damn word he pleases, now I COULD handle that! ololloololol

where is that fucker anyway.....
 
txbondsman said:
This happened when I was a junior, I was 21.
I waited tables at an upscale restaurant in college. Lots of pretty girls would come in with their parents when they came to visit. This one little HAWT latin babe commes in one night w/ her parents. She had looks similar to this one minus the ghetto factor. Anyway, they had finished eating and as usual I walked over and asked if there was anything else I could get them. The mom looks at me and smiles and says, "yeah, your phone number." I just thought she was fuckin with me and smiled and took the charge card. When I came back, she said "I'm not kidding, Candy here is going to need someone to show her around town for the weekend, we have business to attend to and she is going to get board sitting at the house. We think your a nice guy and would like for you to take her out." I didn't know what to say, I was caught completely off guard. About that time her dad, which turned out to be her mom's bf, said,"It's your loss if you don't ask her out, she's alot of fun."
After that I looked at the little cutie and asked if she was cool with all this. She just smiled and knodded her head yes. Now I'm thinkin "cha CHING!" I gave them my number and got hers yada, yada...
The next day, Saturday, I called her bout 11:00 and asked her to go to the river that ran throught the campus, usually 100+ peeps down there on Sat and swim, sunbath, throw the frizbee, etc. She showed up at the door in a bathing suit that would knock your F'in eye's out, it was a one piece, but the sides were cut out, it was backless, and it was cut damn to her belly button in the front, she had a bangin' body, like 36C-22-24, olive toned skin, yummmm yum. I'm shure I looked just like Wylie Coyote, when he sees the dynomite and it's gonna blow, and his eye's pop out of his head!
We went down there and drank beer and fucked off for several hours, she was the hit of the river, besides being new and nobody had seen her, she was just that fuckin hot. I took her back to my apt and we were ther maybe 15 minutes before we hit the sack for rockin sexytime. Bish had it all going for her. We played for a couple of hours and I took her back home to get dressed to go out for the evening. I saw her mom again and talked to her, I felt like the cat that ate the canary, made small talk then left. The bf is just sittin there looin at me with this shit eatin smile, like we both knew wtf has just happened.
We hit the town, partied like wild people and went back for round 2, got her home about 3-4 in the AM. We did the same thing the next day.
* ATW, good part coming up
I stayed in touch with her and even took her to some more parties in h-town that my frat was having. She was a really cool chick, good personality, low maintence, fun gurl.
I called her one day and her mother answered, she wasn't there. I asked her where she was and her mom said, and I quote, " She's at her tutors. She's having a litle trouble in............ here it comes...... 9th grade math."

A chill ran down my body, I start doing the calculating thing in my head, counting on my fingers, it all come out to the same number. I can hear the phyco shower sound in my head!!! OMG. about that time, her mom say's 'Oh, here she is now..Candy! Tx is on the phone!" She picks it up and I'm still in shock. I stammer something, Ikd, then I ask the big question, "Candy, how OLD are you? silence......more silence.... now REALLY dead silence, finally, I asked, "are you 14?"..... "yes, who told you?" "your Mom"... all the sudden, her mom says "I did not!" she was still listening on the phone. I said "Mrs. Smith, how old were YOU in the 9th grade?" the phone slams down.
Needless to say, that was the last time that we talked.

Luckily I didn't get arrested, that one would be pretty hard to explain away. Makes for a pretty good story though imo...
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I am speechless.
 
ceo said:
I am speechless.
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No doubt!

He deserves to be an honorary Brian.
 
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Looks like she's gonna puff out sometime in her mid 20's...probably Oprah style, but in the mean time, I'd wreck it.
 
Jack Schitt said:
Looks like your typical vain female. She'll be laughable at best in another ten years.
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Dont hate

Id twist her titties in a knot and pour hot candle wax on her gaped out asshole..
 
Wulfgar said:
Dont hate

Id twist her titties in a knot and pour hot candle wax on her gaped out asshole..
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I'd shove a greased double-shot glass in her anus, and then I'd play century with a case of natty ice.
 
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