This happened when I was a junior, I was 21.
I waited tables at an upscale restaurant in college. Lots of pretty girls would come in with their parents when they came to visit. This one little HAWT latin babe commes in one night w/ her parents. She had looks similar to this one minus the ghetto factor. Anyway, they had finished eating and as usual I walked over and asked if there was anything else I could get them. The mom looks at me and smiles and says, "yeah, your phone number." I just thought she was fuckin with me and smiled and took the charge card. When I came back, she said "I'm not kidding, Candy here is going to need someone to show her around town for the weekend, we have business to attend to and she is going to get board sitting at the house. We think your a nice guy and would like for you to take her out." I didn't know what to say, I was caught completely off guard. About that time her dad, which turned out to be her mom's bf, said,"It's your loss if you don't ask her out, she's alot of fun."
After that I looked at the little cutie and asked if she was cool with all this. She just smiled and knodded her head yes. Now I'm thinkin "cha CHING!" I gave them my number and got hers yada, yada...
The next day, Saturday, I called her bout 11:00 and asked her to go to the river that ran throught the campus, usually 100+ peeps down there on Sat and swim, sunbath, throw the frizbee, etc. She showed up at the door in a bathing suit that would knock your F'in eye's out, it was a one piece, but the sides were cut out, it was backless, and it was cut damn to her belly button in the front, she had a bangin' body, like 36C-22-24, olive toned skin, yummmm yum. I'm shure I looked just like Wylie Coyote, when he sees the dynomite and it's gonna blow, and his eye's pop out of his head!
We went down there and drank beer and fucked off for several hours, she was the hit of the river, besides being new and nobody had seen her, she was just that fuckin hot. I took her back to my apt and we were ther maybe 15 minutes before we hit the sack for rockin sexytime. Bish had it all going for her. We played for a couple of hours and I took her back home to get dressed to go out for the evening. I saw her mom again and talked to her, I felt like the cat that ate the canary, made small talk then left. The bf is just sittin there looin at me with this shit eatin smile, like we both knew wtf has just happened.
We hit the town, partied like wild people and went back for round 2, got her home about 3-4 in the AM. We did the same thing the next day.
* ATW, good part coming up
I stayed in touch with her and even took her to some more parties in h-town that my frat was having. She was a really cool chick, good personality, low maintence, fun gurl.
I called her one day and her mother answered, she wasn't there. I asked her where she was and her mom said, and I quote, " She's at her tutors. She's having a litle trouble in............ here it comes...... 9th grade math."
A chill ran down my body, I start doing the calculating thing in my head, counting on my fingers, it all come out to the same number. I can hear the phyco shower sound in my head!!! OMG. about that time, her mom say's 'Oh, here she is now..Candy! Tx is on the phone!" She picks it up and I'm still in shock. I stammer something, Ikd, then I ask the big question, "Candy, how OLD are you? silence......more silence.... now REALLY dead silence, finally, I asked, "are you 14?"..... "yes, who told you?" "your Mom"... all the sudden, her mom says "I did not!" she was still listening on the phone. I said "Mrs. Smith, how old were YOU in the 9th grade?" the phone slams down.
Needless to say, that was the last time that we talked.
Luckily I didn't get arrested, that one would be pretty hard to explain away. Makes for a pretty good story though imo...
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