Worst Xmas gift ever

[AAP]

... that you have ever gotten?

... that you have ever given someone?

Post up and share the horror.

 

[lartinos]

Just shitty clothes always from my Mom. Growing up my parents never got me what I wanted, my ex GF got me the best presents.

 

[AAP]

and then she left you?

 

[stilleto]

worst present was probably a pair of earrings I got once. they were for children (babies) and tiny and a cartoon character that I had no interest in (hate cartoons).

 

[MichaelScott]

my ex gf like 10 years ago got me a pocket pussy. she came to my house and expected it to be just me there but it was my family xmas party with my mom, dad, grandma, etc there. they saw her bring it in and when we exchanged gifts she said she didnt have one so they compelled her get it and i unwrapped it not knowing it was was it was. talk about embarassing lol

 

[RottenWillow]

... that you have ever gotten?

... that you have ever given someone?

Post up and share the horror.

About two weeks ago my friend Amanda told me about her worst one, which beats any true story I've ever heard. Her husband at the time gave her a cheap bottle of perfume with the receipt still in the box. On the same receipt was the purchase of his mistress's perfume which was 3x more expensive than Amanda's.

 

[Chrisco915]

This one just shows the level of love in my household. My father gave me a cheesy, flimsy gym bag he got free from a credit card signup booth. That was it. he gave me a pen the other day from a Pharmacuetical company too.

 

[DannoMight]

I got this light green plad short sleeved buttin up shirt when i was about 13. It was impossible to even act like i liked it. i managed though. it was from one of my aunts and there are 30+ kids/neices/nephews to buy for so i didn't expect much. I just hinted that socks is what i needed more.

 

[nimbus]

my ex gf like 10 years ago got me a pocket pussy. She came to my house and expected it to be just me there but it was my family xmas party with my mom, dad, grandma, etc there. They saw her bring it in and when we exchanged gifts she said she didnt have one so they compelled her get it and i unwrapped it not knowing it was was it was. Talk about embarassing lol

omg lolololol

 

[PICK3]

"a" warts, aka speed bumps

 

[*ebony*]

i got this huge, billowy,blue poka dotted dessing gown. it was huge, dragged on the floor and primly buttons all the way to the neck. and it was scratchy. i mean any lady that doesn't feel like it that night, just put on this night gown and if there is any erection from your partner, it is sure to become flacid within seconds!

 

[needtogetarmy]

The all time classic: Old Spice

When I was a teen every damn relative I had got it for me. Seriously. I had like 10 bottles of the crap back in the day all from one Christmas. I bet it is still in my parents house sitting under the bathroom sink. No shit.

 

[chris302001]

The all time classic: Old Spice

When I was a teen every damn relative I had got it for me. Seriously. I had like 10 bottles of the crap back in the day all from one Christmas. I bet it is still in my parents house sitting under the bathroom sink. No shit.

I take it you were a stinky kid?