Worst place to get an involuntary erection?

[plifter]

Sugar daddy that sounds like one smart woman.
"that one time that you got your dick so big" LOL

 

[plifter]

I still don't think anything could be worse than in the shower at the gym if there aren't stalls. There you are out in the open with nothing to cover it plus you're probably covered in soap so you can't leave until you rinse. You just have to stand there and act like nothings out of the ordinary. I've never had this happen though.

I did pop a woody on a nude beach once. When I felt it coming on I decided to lay down on my stomach and sun my buns.

 

[Jeff_rys]

in a gay bar

 

[HelenSL]

Sugar Daddy

Maybe when you grow up you'll have the guts to tell a woman the truth if you are not physically capable of sex, at that moment.

Men don't have to lie about things like that.

But maybe you're not old enough to know that yet.

love
helen

 

[Tigerparks]

Re: in a gay bar

Jeff, very true but what would you be doing in the Gay Bar in the first place.....?

reminds me of a time I accidentally walking into one and yelled "Fuck me it's hot in here!"

Was I popular? Do we like Test?

 

[CaptainAmazing]

inside my mom's pussy.

 

[HelenSL]

Helen are you flaming the sugar daddy?

I bet you wouldn't of said that to Whity Ford would you?

Back to the topic it was all good for both of us and I satisfied her therefore I did my job.

Today i might have...

hard to tell, really.

But don't assume i am that partial...generally i react to the post at hand. If he'd said that today yeah i would probably have replied the same.

But how do you know it was good for her you presumptuous bastard?

Still in saying that you are in 'good company' i guess - most men would applaud your - braggado - evidently...

but not a bad response overall, SD - so i hope you enjoy yourself here and have a fun weekend...

which is to say, i guess...welcome to this site? *grin*

(hey cmon the first post to me here was the offer of feces smeared on my face so...*shrugs*...whatever...)

(the sugar daddy, huh? where'd that come from??? you get licked a lot or what??? )



love
helen

 

[Frackal]

With a nephew sitting on your lap.

 

[HelenSL]

Helen,

I dont know where I came up with my name. I just had to think of something. I didn't actually think It would let me post so It didn't really matter to me.

I would prefer "White Thunder" but that was taken.

Now that I look back on it I would like "The White Stallion" but I dont know how to spell stallion. I got insulted enough when I mispelled "Whitey" as Whity last time. Even with this name I wasn't sure if sugar was spelled "shugar" or not. I hope my way is correct.

Anyway I do get licked a'lot especially around my asshole and testicle area's. My grandmother has no teeth so her gums masage my Mr. Happy very nicly.

I also have alot of girls lick me too on my reproductive organs. Then I squirt mist on them and they stop. WTF?

Well...uh...i guess It did let you post, huh?

So, why do you think white people are discriminated against?

love
helen

 

[Jeff_rys]

Having a drink....or two

"Jeff, very true but what would you be doing in the Gay Bar in the first place"