Worst place to get an involuntary erection?

[stretch]

When I was in the sixth grade, I got an involuntary woody during class. I thought it would be okay because it would be a while before the bell would ring, so I could just relax and not worry about having to stand up. Well, as my luck had it, the damn fire alarm goes off and everyone in the class ran out of the room. I just sat there in the class until the drill was over with and everyone returned to the class. My teacher was like "You didn't come outside? What if the building would have really been burning?" I answered her with some stupid shit like "I couldn't make it because my shoe was untied."

 

[HamHock]

1) when you're naked with a chick and your girlfriend walks in on you holding a knife

2) while french kissing grandma

 

[absolute hardgainer]

The worst place to get an involuntary erection would be on a nude beach I suppose.

hardgainer (what's up?)

 

[HelenSL]

Helen that is a topic for another day. I could go on all day and explain why.

I am sad it takes all day to explain some things.

Which is to say, i am sad because of the hardness

(LOL )

of men's hearts

*sigh*

love
helen

p.s. what's up ah?? LOL

 

[crash3837]

For me the worst place that it ever happened was in the pool in high school.
Boing!!! And then our teacher told us to all get up out of the pool and line up in alphabetical order.

 

[HelenSL]

For me the worst place that it ever happened was in the pool in high school.
Boing!!! And then our teacher told us to all get up out of the pool and line up in alphabetical order.

very onomatopeic!!

love,
h

p.s.
http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=onomatopoeic
if you never heard that word...it's a good one

 

[Jeff_rys]

whaw Crash

and your name is ....Adam?

 

[Balls of Steel]

Helen,

I dont know where I came up with my name. I just had to think of something. I didn't actually think It would let me post so It didn't really matter to me.

I would prefer "White Thunder" but that was taken.

Now that I look back on it I would like "The White Stallion" but I dont know how to spell stallion. I got insulted enough when I mispelled "Whitey" as Whity last time. Even with this name I wasn't sure if sugar was spelled "shugar" or not. I hope my way is correct.

Anyway I do get licked a'lot especially around my asshole and testicle area's. My grandmother has no teeth so her gums masage my Mr. Happy very nicly.

I also have alot of girls lick me too on my reproductive organs. Then I squirt mist on them and they stop. WTF?

ROFL!!! Im not the only one who's granny has spoiled him rotten. THe suggar daddy was the man!

 

[Checkmatebloated]

When your Grandfather and Granny are restating their vows after 50 years and you get a woody while looking at your Granny or Grandfather for that matter.

 

[Garza]

While giving your grandmother a bath.