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Worst place to get an involuntary erection?

Where is the worst place to get an involuntary erection?

  • Locker-room.

    Votes: 10 24.4%

  • Standing in a wedding.

    Votes: 1 2.4%

  • During a prostate exam (male doctor).

    Votes: 10 24.4%

  • At the gym on your partner's back while he's doing donkey raises.

    Votes: 20 48.8%
  • Total voters
    41
It has got to be in the gym -

Im usually prettty good and go in do my ting and get out, but some times theres one girl thats just like,
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anyway, she proceeds to stretch and bend into all manner of glorious positions. I could see each and every curve on her body.

The only thing that saved me was my trusty bottle of cold water i always carry with me :)
 
Donkey raises = BAD.

Worst I've ever experienced though is the female doctor telling me to drop them... holding a towel up in front of my boyo, and accidentally brushing it with the back of her hand.

Needless to say, he was trying to attack her through the cloth. TORO!
 
Anywhere near Denver on 8/24. The day May arrives in town.:D
 
-[Hades]- said:

The only thing that saved me was my trusty bottle of cold water i always carry with me :)
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i find this a little vague for complete satisfaction. ;)

please explain exactly HOW it saved you for <AHEM> the benefit of other males who need to know... :D

love
helen
 
Sugar daddy that sounds like one smart woman.
"that one time that you got your dick so big" LOL
 
I still don't think anything could be worse than in the shower at the gym if there aren't stalls. There you are out in the open with nothing to cover it plus you're probably covered in soap so you can't leave until you rinse. You just have to stand there and act like nothings out of the ordinary. I've never had this happen though.

I did pop a woody on a nude beach once. When I felt it coming on I decided to lay down on my stomach and sun my buns.
 
Sugar Daddy

Maybe when you grow up you'll have the guts to tell a woman the truth if you are not physically capable of sex, at that moment.

Men don't have to lie about things like that.

But maybe you're not old enough to know that yet.

love
helen
 
Re: in a gay bar

Jeff_rys said:
:D
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Jeff, very true but what would you be doing in the Gay Bar in the first place.....?

reminds me of a time I accidentally walking into one and yelled "Fuck me it's hot in here!"

Was I popular? Do we like Test?
:D
 
The_Sugar_Daddy said:
Helen are you flaming the sugar daddy?

I bet you wouldn't of said that to Whity Ford would you?

Back to the topic it was all good for both of us and I satisfied her therefore I did my job.
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Today i might have... :)

hard to tell, really.

But don't assume i am that partial...generally i react to the post at hand. If he'd said that today yeah i would probably have replied the same.

But how do you know it was good for her you presumptuous bastard?

Still in saying that you are in 'good company' i guess :D - most men would applaud your - braggado - evidently... :rolleyes:

but not a bad response overall, SD - so i hope you enjoy yourself here and have a fun weekend... :)

which is to say, i guess...welcome to this site? *grin* :D

(hey cmon the first post to me here was the offer of feces smeared on my face so...*shrugs*...whatever...)

(the sugar daddy, huh? where'd that come from??? you get licked a lot or what??? :eek2: :mix: )

:rolleyes: :)

love
helen
 
The_Sugar_Daddy said:
Helen,

I dont know where I came up with my name. I just had to think of something. I didn't actually think It would let me post so It didn't really matter to me.

I would prefer "White Thunder" but that was taken.

Now that I look back on it I would like "The White Stallion" but I dont know how to spell stallion. I got insulted enough when I mispelled "Whitey" as Whity last time. Even with this name I wasn't sure if sugar was spelled "shugar" or not. I hope my way is correct.

Anyway I do get licked a'lot especially around my asshole and testicle area's. My grandmother has no teeth so her gums masage my Mr. Happy very nicly.

I also have alot of girls lick me too on my reproductive organs. Then I squirt mist on them and they stop. WTF?
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Well...uh...i guess It did let you post, huh?

So, why do you think white people are discriminated against?

love
helen
 
When I was in the sixth grade, I got an involuntary woody during class. I thought it would be okay because it would be a while before the bell would ring, so I could just relax and not worry about having to stand up. Well, as my luck had it, the damn fire alarm goes off and everyone in the class ran out of the room. I just sat there in the class until the drill was over with and everyone returned to the class. My teacher was like "You didn't come outside? What if the building would have really been burning?" I answered her with some stupid shit like "I couldn't make it because my shoe was untied."
 
1) when you're naked with a chick and your girlfriend walks in on you holding a knife

2) while french kissing grandma
 
The_Sugar_Daddy said:
Helen that is a topic for another day. I could go on all day and explain why.
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I am sad it takes all day to explain some things.

Which is to say, i am sad because of the hardness

(LOL :D;))

of men's hearts

*sigh*:(

love
helen

p.s. what's up ah?? :) LOL
 
For me the worst place that it ever happened was in the pool in high school.
Boing!!! And then our teacher told us to all get up out of the pool and line up in alphabetical order.
 
The Sugar Daddy said:
Helen,

I dont know where I came up with my name. I just had to think of something. I didn't actually think It would let me post so It didn't really matter to me.

I would prefer "White Thunder" but that was taken.

Now that I look back on it I would like "The White Stallion" but I dont know how to spell stallion. I got insulted enough when I mispelled "Whitey" as Whity last time. Even with this name I wasn't sure if sugar was spelled "shugar" or not. I hope my way is correct.

Anyway I do get licked a'lot especially around my asshole and testicle area's. My grandmother has no teeth so her gums masage my Mr. Happy very nicly.

I also have alot of girls lick me too on my reproductive organs. Then I squirt mist on them and they stop. WTF?

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ROFL!!! Im not the only one who's granny has spoiled him rotten. THe suggar daddy was the man!
 
When your Grandfather and Granny are restating their vows after 50 years and you get a woody while looking at your Granny or Grandfather for that matter.
 
plifter said:
I still don't think anything could be worse than in the shower at the gym if there aren't stalls. There you are out in the open with nothing to cover it plus you're probably covered in soap so you can't leave until you rinse. You just have to stand there and act like nothings out of the ordinary. I've never had this happen though.

I did pop a woody on a nude beach once. When I felt it coming on I decided to lay down on my stomach and sun my buns.
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Still can't believe there hasn't been any cracks on this one.
 
Some of you guys are just nasty, I think your mental health is questionable.

But the worst place IMO would be during a lecture that you were givin or on the city bus. You never wanna get off until it goes away.
WRJ
 
Any where near K2_Exotech. He seems to have this fascination of cutting long hard things. Don't watch any foot fetish porn near him or else he will chop you snake off!:chainsaw:
 
You damn skippy I'd cut off your goddamn boner if you were looking at me with a big cheesy smile on your face.

You act like it's ok to get boners around other guys.
You can't pass as straight if that happens dude. I'm sorry.
 
"You act like it's ok to get boners around other guys.
You can't pass as straight if that happens dude. I'm sorry."

It's not! But if someone did at least they wouldnt lose their stick. Being around you though, would be dangerous. You would try to kill everyones beefmaster with one of your dahmer knives! Then you would probably add them to your sick shrivled up penis shrine. You Nut!
 
i would get them in school. i tried to think of roseanne, that made them go away.

worst place?

if you are playing santa at a mall
 
plifter said:
I still don't think anything could be worse than in the shower at the gym if there aren't stalls. There you are out in the open with nothing to cover it plus you're probably covered in soap so you can't leave until you rinse. You just have to stand there and act like nothings out of the ordinary. I've never had this happen though.

I did pop a woody on a nude beach once. When I felt it coming on I decided to lay down on my stomach and sun my buns.
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I really doubted anyone noticed except to say, "hey who's the guys with the tits"
 
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