Worst date disasters threads

[jerseyart]

So I'm seeing someone this weekend, who was completely unexpected, but who I'm growing very fond of, and it made me start thinking of things that could go wrong. I can't think of anything off hand. I have the Old Spice, a tight pair of jeans, so I'm pretty much set to go.

Anyone want to share date disaster stories?

For me the worst one was accidentally breaking a girls nose. We were messing around in the dark, I guess we both moved our heads fast at the same time, and I broke her nose with my head. Not fractured either, like twisted deformed broke, with blood everywhere. She looked like a racoon for weeks, with the two black eyes. The worst part was not being able to tell her family what actually happened. Just that it was an accident. So her dad and sister were alwys looking at me with a "did he sock her one" gaze.

 

[havoc]

Worst date was when I just got a kiss and a reach around.

 

[jenscats5]

I had this one date with a doctor (ear, nose & throat) and we met at a restaurant......well the way he ate!! Ugh!! He hunched over his food & shoveled it in like I don't know what.....it was gross......

Never saw him again....

 

[The_Ghost]

Do a search, there have been a few threads like this and there are some good ones.

Search on Bobo the Chimp and you will find mine LOL.

Or Seashell's serenader LMAO

 

[jh1]

My ex g/f begged me to take her to a comedy show...

I got front row seats... she dressed to a T and she was beautiful. Problem was she drank so damned much that night... she was beligerant to the comedians.... so much so they eventually didn't even respond to her...

Then... she picked up her glass of Crown and Coke... and puked in it.... Front and Center....

She worked at an apartment complex and the next day a big group of residents told her they saw her there... she didn't notice them.. but they noticed her...

Ugh.... she makes me sick just to think about her now...

 

[jerseyart]

I did one of my bro's a favor once by agreeing to a double date. The girl didn't know him well, and wouldn't go out with him the first time by herself. So she took a friend, and we made it a foursome.

He's a doctor. So he wants to take them someplace nice, and there was a place on the waterfront which was pretty upscale. The girls show up, and I swear I'm not a snob, but they just stood out. It was like they bought the outfits in the slut section of K Mart.. And I know people in this place. I'm just looking at them, shrugging my shoulders like "No , she's not with me"

So that was pretty bad, thenwe get on the turnpike and they want to stop to pick something up at a reststop. It was clear my friend was digging the chick, so I took the other girl into the building to give them some time alone. She is not my date. We're just both there for the other two. So I get in line for some fries and she's standing behind me loading up a tray. Food for a week. Like 5 cheeseburgers, several fries,etc etc Like she has a starving family of illegal aliens back at her house. So i'm thinking whatever floats her boat, none of my concern. I go to pay for my food, and she shoves the tray forward and tells the woman to add her stuff to mine. WTF!! $45 in food, and I paid it, cause he loked like he was doing well with her friend.

So now I'm pissed, not at the money, but wtf, the disrepsect, presumption, and the fact that she expects I should feed her for the next week with everything she bought.

So they're getting along, and they drive me back to my car where I parked in Kearny. They're going to a party at one of the girls friends homes, and I say I'm going home, thanks, bye. I get in my car, and she climbs in the passenger seat. I said no, you don't understand, I'm not going to the party. And she's laughing and saying come,lets just go. And I'm telling her over and over I'm not going , to please get out of my car. She won't leave! So I go to my friend to tell him to get her friend to tell this crazy bitch to get out of my car, or I'm forcibly removing her in a sec. She woudln't fuckingleave. I had to drive to the party, pretend like I'm going in for a whiel (making sure to lock the passenger door, and then head back out once she's inside. Twisted night

 

[jerseyart]

Gone Lifting PMed this story to me, but it was so touching, I don't think he would mind my sharing it with the group.

" Art,

I'm PMing you because I don't want my boyfriend Perkele to know about what happened. I'm not a slut, and I love Perk dearly, it's just that sometimes I need more, someone who can really fill me up in ways that Perk simply isn't able.

So I was at the bathhouse. I had just finished oiling up my body when Brad walked in. Oh Art, he is a god. His large rippling muscles made my legs weak, and I thought I would faint at the sight of him. When he walked over to me and grabbed me by my hair I was on cloud 9!!! No exxageration, he could have chosen any of the boys, but he wanted me! My heart soared!! I never felt so alive.

But then I remembered, Oh God, I had mexican for lunch, and I was feeling less than fresh. What if Brad noticed

But I worried for nothing. He didn't care if I was fresh, he just wanted me for me, which came out to about three times over the course of 2 hours.

I just wanted to share."


Thanks GL.