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worst/coolest thing you ever microwaved

PoyeBoy said:
A CD, that was cool

Who was it, Ludacris and Lil' John?

When it was popping, were you peering into the glass yelling...

"What?! Oh yeah! What?!! Okay!!, What?!!? yeah! yeah! yeah!!!
 
I shit you not when I tell you this story:

Me and a bunch of my buddies created an explosion with a microwave.

We went to Value Village (a cheap store) and picked up a microwave for $12.00

We proceeded to stuff it full of aerosol cans, and some compressed butane. (An estimated 15 explodable items)

We went to an industrial part of town and plugged it in behind a building. (around 3am needless to say)

We got a dumb friend to press max power for 99:99 and run away.

It took about 11-12 minutes to explode. But holy shit!!! When it exploded a bolt of lighting (I shit you not) came out the side and went straight to another electrical socket and all the lights on the building went out.

It was pretty wiquid all in all.
 
The worst: ...back in grade school, we gathered up a bunch of cicadas buzzing around under the street light by my friend's house and nuked them in his microwave. They didn't explode or anything. They just stopped buzzing and then white stuff oozed out from between the 'plates' of their exoskeletons.

The coolest: ...if you microwave one of those Easter Peeps marshmallow candies, they expand to like 5 times their normal size. ...this is pretty entertaining; at least for about seven seconds or so.
 
BileStew said:
Who was it, Ludacris and Lil' John?

When it was popping, were you peering into the glass yelling...

"What?! Oh yeah! What?!! Okay!!, What?!!? yeah! yeah! yeah!!!

I think you said something funny for once, great job, maybe you can think of more funny things soon, because 1 out of 3,887 isnt that great of a ratio
 
PoyeBoy said:
I think you said something funny for once, great job, maybe you can think of more funny things soon, because 1 out of 3,887 isnt that great of a ratio

Still pissed I made fun of your incision, eh?
 
PoyeBoy said:
I think you said something funny for once, great job, maybe you can think of more funny things soon, because 1 out of 3,887 isnt that great of a ratio


lol........yeah
 
PoyeBoy said:
naw, Im just messin wit ya homescoop

Good, because your incision still looks like Joan River's vagina after 6 hours of plastic surgery!

And JB, I saw your "lol" post.

lol...bitch
 
i dont know how to use a microwave, but one time at my old school (pre-k) i was like 4, and i asked the teacher to microwave my pizza for me, but i had tinfoil insierted inbetween the cheese and crust, so she put it in and it started popping and fucked up the microwave and then she started crying because she was young and didnt want to get fired, and then i had to go to
 
SublimeZM said:
i dont know how to use a microwave, but one time at my old school (pre-k) i was like 4, and i asked the teacher to microwave my pizza for me, but i had tinfoil insierted inbetween the cheese and crust, so she put it in and it started popping and fucked up the microwave and then she started crying because she was young and didnt want to get fired, and then i had to go to

so that was a few years ago?
 
naw, actually more around 3..

its actually kinda funny, because i ran into her at a bar, and she didnt remember me...but we did go back to my place ;)
 
SublimeZM said:
naw, actually more around 3..

its actually kinda funny, because i ran into her at a bar, and she didnt remember me...but we did go back to my place ;)

pickles and cheese are things of valor and splendor, treat them as you would treat yern own mother and father

remember that phrase and you will always be okay :rainbow:
 
A hard-boiled egg - one big POOF to total smitherines - really stinks too

This happened to me in my high school cafeteria. Microwaves were new technology back then. I walked away without cleaning it. I was just too embarrassed - 1) for making the mess, and 2) for bringing a hard-boiled egg for lunch.
 
Probably a corndog.. the GROSSEST thing Ive ever microwaved... No matter how much mustard I put on it.. I just couldnt bring myself to eat it...

I felt like I was on that show fear factor..
 
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