Worried I may have gotten her pregnant

[nimbus]

I pay .87 for a condom.

they mark them up at the greasy pole

 

[all the whey]

I pay .87 for a condom.

I am not surprised. That's probably for the large condoms.

After all, you were captain of the football team!!!!!!@@#$@$

 

[all the whey]

I pay .87 for a condom.

I wouldn't be surprised they started manufacturing "Java Brand" condoms!!

Extra spermicide for dating fertile Single moms!@@$@$

 

[javaguru]

I am not surprised. That's probably for the large condoms.

After all, you were captain of the football team!!!!!!@@#$@$

Yeah, Trojan Magnums at the grocery store. Maybe I should look at buying them in bulk....

 

[all the whey]

I pay .87 for a condom.

Damn, with your success with single moms that is about $8,700 per year!!!

Still cheeper than the n00bs that believe a single mom when she says she is on the pill!!! lolololooolloohi

 

[all the whey]

Yeah, Trojan Magnums at the grocery store. Maybe I should look at buying them in bulk....

Do you have a large garage or Storage building?

You should have an armed guard posted at all times to stop those single moms with pins from getting in.

 

[musclemom]

im not really interested in her. if it werent for the action, i dont think itd be worth tolerating all of her annoying comments

You don't like what she has to say AND she gives a lousy handjob ...

Do you see me shaking my head over here?

BTW, if she is pregnant, you really need to make sure she gets an abortion and that same day you should get a vasectomy, because there is NO way your neuroses need to be reproduced.

 

[SpyWizard]

https://www.gtldna.net/?src=google&gclid=CKvOxKfSzY8CFRJgWAodXUNa9Q

do not let your name be put on any document..

wait for the test to come back

 

[javaguru]

Damn, with your success with single moms that is about $8,700 per year!!!

Still cheeper than the n00bs that believe a single mom when she says she is on the pill!!! lolololooolloohi

lolllollll...Dr. Heather and I were having that conversation last night.

 

[javaguru]

Do you have a large garage or Storage building?

You should have an armed guard posted at all times to stop those single moms with pins from getting in.

Just make sure they never figure out where you live and never leave your supply unattended at their place and always take them with you. Pretty simple..no guards needed.