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healother

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This is not a comfortable thread to make, because it makes me look pretty irresponsible but basically me and a girl got together and we weren't as careful as we could have been.

We didn't have sex, but that doesnt matter because semen still may have gotten in her pussy. I finger her and she jerked me, at some point i removed my hand to pleasure myself instead of her (because i was afraid of losing my erection since she wasnt quite getting me there). I don't remember if I put my hand back in her at all after doing this, but if I did, I might have transferred precum in there. Later when I got off, I let it go on her stomach, so none of the load came near her pussy.

She had her period from the 25th to the 30th last month, and we did this on the 3rd of November, so its been 4-5 days since it happened. So, I wont know the result until the 25th of this month whether she gets her period or not, so thats a long time to worry and it might make my thanksgiving full of worries.

What are the odds that I got her pregnant?
Does anyone know anyone who got pregnant through something other than sex? (like my scenario?)
 
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cool you are going to be a dad, congradulations and I hope it is a girl. One that is hot that I can hook up with in 20 years.
 
If she is pregnant its not so bad.. Lets take a look at it:

1. Child Support $2000.00 per month
2. College Tuition $100,000.00
3. Miscellaneous expense $100,000.00 until age 18
4. Cost of one condom 50 cents

Just playing.. You should be fine... Dont worry about something that has not happened yet.. Good Luck
 
You bors are assuming healother even has a chance of getting this far with a chick, which he most assuredly does not.
 
superdave said:
You bors are assuming healother even has a chance of getting this far with a chick, which he most assuredly does not.
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im not really interested in her. if it werent for the action, i dont think itd be worth tolerating all of her annoying comments :(
 
healother said:
im not really interested in her. if it werent for the action, i dont think itd be worth tolerating all of her annoying comments :(
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If she is pregnant, is she the type that will take everything you have or is an abortion feasible?
 
healother said:
This is not a comfortable thread to make, because it makes me look pretty irresponsible but basically me and a girl got together and we weren't as careful as we could have been.

We didn't have sex, but that doesnt matter because semen still may have gotten in her pussy. I finger her and she jerked me, at some point i removed my hand to pleasure myself instead of her (because i was afraid of losing my erection since she wasnt quite getting me there). I don't remember if I put my hand back in her at all after doing this, but if I did, I might have transferred precum in there. Later when I got off, I let it go on her stomach, so none of the load came near her pussy.

She had her period from the 25th to the 30th last month, and we did this on the 3rd of November, so its been 4-5 days since it happened. So, I wont know the result until the 25th of this month whether she gets her period or not, so thats a long time to worry and it might make my thanksgiving full of worries.

What are the odds that I got her pregnant?
Does anyone know anyone who got pregnant through something other than sex? (like my scenario?)
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who's the one worried, you or her? If it's her, you keep ALL your money in your pocket, you don't seem to know this girl, and if it's her sayin shit about it, she could be settin ya up for a shake down....
If your just paranoid, don't waste your time, odds are well in your favor that nothing will happen...

btw, I guess she did say before hand, "I'm not on the pill", right. You do know for shure that she could get pregnant?
 
Even if she is pregnant she'll probably pretend it is someone else's because I'm quite sure she wouldn't want any child to grow up with such a loser for a father. You should be safe.
 
it it be considered an alter if you were schitzophrenic? or just one of the "you"
 
Arabian said:
If she is pregnant its not so bad.. Lets take a look at it:

1. Child Support $2000.00 per month
2. College Tuition $100,000.00
3. Miscellaneous expense $100,000.00 until age 18
4. Cost of one condom 50 cents

Just playing.. You should be fine... Dont worry about something that has not happened yet.. Good Luck
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I pay .87 for a condom.
 
healother said:
im not really interested in her. if it werent for the action, i dont think itd be worth tolerating all of her annoying comments :(
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That is the most normal thing I ever heard you say.
 
javaguru said:
I pay .87 for a condom.
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I am not surprised. That's probably for the large condoms.

After all, you were captain of the football team!!!!!!@@#$@$
 
javaguru said:
I pay .87 for a condom.
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I wouldn't be surprised they started manufacturing "Java Brand" condoms!!

Extra spermicide for dating fertile Single moms!@@$@$
 
all the whey said:
I am not surprised. That's probably for the large condoms.

After all, you were captain of the football team!!!!!!@@#$@$
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Yeah, Trojan Magnums at the grocery store. Maybe I should look at buying them in bulk....
 
javaguru said:
I pay .87 for a condom.
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Damn, with your success with single moms that is about $8,700 per year!!!

Still cheeper than the n00bs that believe a single mom when she says she is on the pill!!! lolololooolloohi
 
javaguru said:
Yeah, Trojan Magnums at the grocery store. Maybe I should look at buying them in bulk....
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Do you have a large garage or Storage building?

You should have an armed guard posted at all times to stop those single moms with pins from getting in.
 
healother said:
im not really interested in her. if it werent for the action, i dont think itd be worth tolerating all of her annoying comments :(
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You don't like what she has to say AND she gives a lousy handjob ...

Do you see me shaking my head over here?

BTW, if she is pregnant, you really need to make sure she gets an abortion and that same day you should get a vasectomy, because there is NO way your neuroses need to be reproduced.
 
all the whey said:
Damn, with your success with single moms that is about $8,700 per year!!!

Still cheeper than the n00bs that believe a single mom when she says she is on the pill!!! lolololooolloohi
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lolllollll...Dr. Heather and I were having that conversation last night.
 
all the whey said:
Do you have a large garage or Storage building?

You should have an armed guard posted at all times to stop those single moms with pins from getting in.
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Just make sure they never figure out where you live and never leave your supply unattended at their place and always take them with you. Pretty simple..no guards needed.
 
javaguru said:
lolllollll...Dr. Heather and I were having that conversation last night.
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What conversation?? Give me the details?!@#!@#1

Did I come up in the conversation at all?
 
all the whey said:
What conversation?? Give me the details?!@#!@#1

Did I come up in the conversation at all?
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About how you can't trust someone else to provide birth control. Doctor's recommend two forms anyway....
 
healother said:
This is not a comfortable thread to make, because it makes me look pretty irresponsible but basically me and a girl got together and we weren't as careful as we could have been.

We didn't have sex, but that doesnt matter because semen still may have gotten in her pussy. I finger her and she jerked me, at some point i removed my hand to pleasure myself instead of her (because i was afraid of losing my erection since she wasnt quite getting me there). I don't remember if I put my hand back in her at all after doing this, but if I did, I might have transferred precum in there. Later when I got off, I let it go on her stomach, so none of the load came near her pussy.

She had her period from the 25th to the 30th last month, and we did this on the 3rd of November, so its been 4-5 days since it happened. So, I wont know the result until the 25th of this month whether she gets her period or not, so thats a long time to worry and it might make my thanksgiving full of worries.

What are the odds that I got her pregnant?
Does anyone know anyone who got pregnant through something other than sex? (like my scenario?)
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put it in her fuckin butt next time .....jesus
 
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

you are fucked.

i jerked off in a pool when I was younger and my sister went swimming after and she got pregnant.. she was only 12
 
First off, greatest post ever

Second, I took some chick's v-card at some seedy fuckmotel on Cape Cod when I was younger (Cuddles n Bubbles it twas called). So, we're fucking in the hot tub and she gets all "put on a condom!!!" immature with me. She then broke into her argument about how spermies can swim thru the molten hot water and slide up in her coozy and get her preggo.

Great ass, even better mind.
 
javaguru said:
Yeah, Trojan Magnums at the grocery store. Maybe I should look at buying them in bulk....
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You can always tie a knot in them so they will fit....hehehhe
 
it is a scary feeling, See I mess around with whores and dumb girls so I am worried if I knock one of them up I will be stuck with a shity mom. I would take her to the park and throw a football at her so hard...you get the point
 
dead_reggin_storage_fashi said:
it is a scary feeling, See I mess around with whores and dumb girls so I am worried if I knock one of them up I will be stuck with a shity mom. I would take her to the park and throw a football at her so hard...you get the point
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WOW.........we got a real man here :shoot: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,:)
 
dead_reggin_storage_fashi said:
it is a scary feeling, See I mess around with whores and dumb girls so I am worried if I knock one of them up I will be stuck with a shity mom. I would take her to the park and throw a football at her so hard...you get the point
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"honey, come over and take a look over this cliff, isn't the view awesome..."
 
txbondsman said:
who's the one worried, you or her? If it's her, you keep ALL your money in your pocket, you don't seem to know this girl, and if it's her sayin shit about it, she could be settin ya up for a shake down....
If your just paranoid, don't waste your time, odds are well in your favor that nothing will happen...

btw, I guess she did say before hand, "I'm not on the pill", right. You do know for shure that she could get pregnant?
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she started worrying first and then i started to get worried.
yeah, i knew she wasnt on the pill, but the only thing that penetrated her were my fingers.

musclemom said:
You don't like what she has to say AND she gives a lousy handjob ...

Do you see me shaking my head over here?

BTW, if she is pregnant, you really need to make sure she gets an abortion and that same day you should get a vasectomy, because there is NO way your neuroses need to be reproduced.
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actually her handjob wasnt that lousy, im just really picky about getting off, it takes a really good touch for me to get off.
 
the_clockwork said:
also precum carries no semen
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ive heard conflicting views about this. but i hope you are right, because then im ok.

if you are right, then someone who is good at pulling out could avoid pregnancy, huh? (assuming you have really good self control)
 
healother said:
ive heard conflicting views about this. but i hope you are right, because then im ok.

if you are right, then someone who is good at pulling out could avoid pregnancy, huh?
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I want to eat your pussy
 
healother said:
im not really interested in her. if it werent for the action, i dont think itd be worth tolerating all of her annoying comments :(
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you're bullshit, I hate you pls die..

your last post was oh I have a girlfirend..

now youre slutting around with someone you're not interested in

DIE ALTER SCUM DIE!!
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
you're bullshit, I hate you pls die..

your last post was oh I have a girlfirend..

now youre slutting around with someone you're not interested in

DIE ALTER SCUM DIE!!
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Precisely
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
you're bullshit, I hate you pls die..

your last post was oh I have a girlfirend..

now youre slutting around with someone you're not interested in

DIE ALTER SCUM DIE!!
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that 'girlfriend' never had time to hangout with me, so we stopped exclusively seeing each other.
 
healother said:
that 'girlfriend' never had time to hangout with me, so we stopped exclusively seeing each other.
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BRBMGEHFFJYY.jpg
 
the_clockwork said:
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

you are fucked.

i jerked off in a pool when I was younger and my sister went swimming after and she got pregnant.. she was only 12
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Yah, My buddy jacked off in his bathtub then his daughter took a bath...now he's in jail :baby2:
 
Whose alter is this? In the annals of recorded history, there has never been this much of a sopping wet vagina amongst hetero men. So either healother is an alter or he is a bottom.
 
How long can sperm live outside the body? Is there any way that a girl can get pregnant by getting a guy off? Can a girl get pregnant during her period? How long will sperm live inside a woman's body, and when would be the best time for a women to have sex? Does the clear substance that comes out before ejaculation contain sperm?

How long can sperm can probably live outside of the body? Probably about an hour. The rule of thumb most health educators use is to avoid contact with semen and other bodily fluids while they are wet. This is not only because there may be active sperm, but because there may be bacteria and virus that are still alive in the fluid. Just to be safe, it is best to use precautions around dried bodily fluids as well. This means not allow the fluid to come into direct contact with your skin.

Can you get pregnant when you do not have intercourse? Absolutely. It happens all the time with artificial insemination. But in those cases, doctors are using instruments to get the sperm to their final destination. It's less likely to occur if you accidentally sit on some wet semen or if your partner ejaculates outside of your vagina. But it is not impossible. All the little buggers needs is a warm wet environment, and who knows what they can accomplish. The fluid that comes out of the penis before ejaculation, is pre- ejaculate. It can contain sperm, and therefore it is possible to get pregnant even if the man withdraws before he ejaculates.

To be safe you should avoid getting sperm on your partner. Not just to avoid pregnancy, but also to prevent the spread of sexually transmitted diseases. Plus, it's a pain to clean up.

Now, sperm can live inside of a woman's body for two to five days, or up to a week if they reach the fallopian tubes. A woman's reproductive tract is hostile territory for sperm. The pH of the vagina kills off most of them, and of the one percent that make it past the mucus plug at the bottom of the cervix, most end up in the wrong tube. Given the vagina's apparent hostility towards the sperm, and the sperm's poor sense of direction – it seems like getting pregnant is a difficult thing to do. But the one million unplanned teen pregnancies and 1.5 million abortions that go on in the US every year suggest otherwise. A couple having unprotected sex for a year have an 85 to 90 percent chance of getting pregnant. After all, the egg, is about 85,000 times bigger than the sperm cell. It's not that hard to spot.

A woman usually releases one egg a month from her ovaries into the fallopian tube. The release of a mature egg occurs about 14 days before the start of her menstrual cycle. The first day of a woman's period is considered the first day of her cycle. The egg has to be fertilized within 24 to 48 hours of release. Fertilization takes place in the fallopian tubes. Of the 500 million sperm that are ejaculated, about 250 make it to this point, but the fallopian tubes are a much more scenic and inviting territory for the sperm. They can hang around for up to a week just waiting for that egg.

So – keeping in mind how long sperm live, and how long you have after ovulation – for an average woman with a 28 day cycle, getting pregnant is possible between the 8th and 20th days of the cycle with the 12th to the 16th days being the most fertile. Most women's periods are not a consistent 28 days and you can not really be sure. While the time during a woman's period is considered low risk for getting pregnant – it is not no risk. Add to that, the increased risk of getting a sexually transmitted disease during a woman's period. It's best just to use a safe and reliable method of birth control correctly, every time you have sex. Then you don't have to worry about doing all of this math or figuring out some kind of ejaculation voodoo that won't work.

Alexis Williams has a Masters Degree in Public Health from Emory University. Her specialty is health education. She's also pretty cute and if we had a picture of her up here you would pine for her like you had never pined for anyone before. What we're saying is that she's qualified to write this column and that you can trust her advice because she's not just some chump we pulled off the street.
Got a sex question? Ask The Wet Spot!
 
I think you should write a book and get rich. If Chris Crocker can get fame by using the internet, surely you can my good friend.
 
redguru said:
Whose alter is this? In the annals of recorded history, there has never been this much of a sopping wet vagina amongst hetero men. So either healother is an alter or he is a bottom.
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bwahaha
 
Dear Healother,
I fear that you may have impregnated me through your sexually explicit threads.
Please contact me asap so that we can discuss our options.
Yours in sport,
Stefka
 
Stefka said:
Dear Healother,
I fear that you may have impregnated me through your sexually explicit threads.
Please contact me asap so that we can discuss our options.
Yours in sport,
Stefka
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ololol@!
 
I found out she wasn't pregnant. Just thought I'd update you all. Now for all the losers who are hating on me, fuck off.
 
damn this thread was created along time ago .. shes already had the baby,..... old old old
 
healother said:
I found out she wasn't pregnant. Just thought I'd update you all. Now for all the losers who are hating on me, fuck off.
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Dont you need a penis do get somebody pregant
 
damn.. redguru who the fuck is that in your avatar..

her tits are perfect.. her face is pretty damn near perfect too..

hoooooot..
 
FriendlyCanadian said:
damn.. redguru who the fuck is that in your avatar..

her tits are perfect.. her face is pretty damn near perfect too..

hoooooot..
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Search for my thread to phaded from yesterday, more pics in there.
 
healother said:
This is not a comfortable thread to make, because it makes me look pretty irresponsible but basically me and a girl got together and we weren't as careful as we could have been.

We didn't have sex, but that doesnt matter because semen still may have gotten in her pussy. I finger her and she jerked me, at some point i removed my hand to pleasure myself instead of her (because i was afraid of losing my erection since she wasnt quite getting me there). I don't remember if I put my hand back in her at all after doing this, but if I did, I might have transferred precum in there. Later when I got off, I let it go on her stomach, so none of the load came near her pussy.

She had her period from the 25th to the 30th last month, and we did this on the 3rd of November, so its been 4-5 days since it happened. So, I wont know the result until the 25th of this month whether she gets her period or not, so thats a long time to worry and it might make my thanksgiving full of worries.

What are the odds that I got her pregnant?
Does anyone know anyone who got pregnant through something other than sex? (like my scenario?)
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stop it please
 
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