World's Thinnest Books

[MFMan]

20. MY BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno
19. HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE by John Denver
18. MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS by Dan Marino
17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton
16. MY LIFE'S MEMORIES by Ronald Reagan
15. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates
14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis
Rodman
13. MY WILD YEARS by Al Gore
12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
10. DETROIT a Travel Guide
9. A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by Dr. J.
Kevorkian
8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
6. ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen De
Generes
5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES by the EPA
3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O. J.
Simpson And the world's Number
One Thinnest Book ..............
1. MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton with
introduction by The Reverend
Jesse Jackson

 

[supersizeme]

"Things I Can Remember That Happened an Hour Ago" - Wodin
"List of People Who Have Not Been Up in My Wife" -knight69
"Serious Thread Topics I Have Started on Elite" - Nathan
"Reasons Why I Never Liked Being a Bottom" - Anal Assplorer
"List of Females Who Are Not All Over My Stick" - ssme
"Some of My Favorite Brushes and Combs" -saint
"List of Females I Have Managed to Not Freak Out About" - Frackal
"This Book is as Thick as My Quads" - Cornholio
"Guys Who Can Outlift Me on the Training Board" - spatts
"Reasons Why I Think the Iraq Situation Can Be Dealth With Peacefully" - Chesty
"Skinny Girls I Find Attractive" - superdave
"Legal Females That I Find Attractive" - Puc
"Things About My Ex-Husband That Are Really Standup and Cool" -bikinimom
"Things Women Do That Give Me Warm Fuzzies" - Citruscide (C-ditty)
"Things That Are Wrong With This Ass of Mine" - TEXgirl
"Adult Film Stars I Have Yet to Work With" -vixenbabe
"Things I Really Enjoy About Female Bad Breath" - havoc
"Metallica Songs That Suck and Brands of Rubbers That Can Frequently Be Found on My Bedroom Floor" -Mrs.Muscle
"List of Satisfied Triple Threat Customers" - George Spellwin
"No Really...That's Not a Gerbil Squeaking When I Walk" - HG Pennypacker
"Avatars of Mine That Have Totally Sucked" - Pink Space Biscuit
"People on This Board Younger Than Me" - Ranger

 

[strider364]

LMAO@SSME. That some funny shit!

 

[Bullit]

"Reasons Why I Never Liked Being a Top" - supersizeme

 

[supersizeme]

hey i already used the bottom/top reference with AA!! big nasty cheater head

"List of My Favorite Mac Commercials" -HS

 

[beastboy]

LMAO!

One of the best posts ever!

 

[the nature boy]

Frackals guide to mens fashion

 

[naturally anabolic]

*whew* survived the wrath of SSME

 

[Bullit]

hey i already used the bottom/top reference with AA!! big nasty cheater head

I know, but you excluded your sequel to Assplorers book.

 

[supersizeme]

Frackals guide to mens fashion

lol.

 

[Y_lifter]

MORE...
.
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=174990&highlight=book

 

[HUGHJORGEN]

you guys forgot-

How to get your wife to have sex with you non-stop- By me

 

[The Ranger]

"Things I Can Remember That Happened an Hour Ago" - Wodin
"List of People Who Have Not Been Up in My Wife" -knight69
"Serious Thread Topics I Have Started on Elite" - Nathan
"Reasons Why I Never Liked Being a Bottom" - Anal Assplorer
"List of Females Who Are Not All Over My Stick" - ssme
"Some of My Favorite Brushes and Combs" -saint
"List of Females I Have Managed to Not Freak Out About" - Frackal
"This Book is as Thick as My Quads" - Cornholio
"Guys Who Can Outlift Me on the Training Board" - spatts
"Reasons Why I Think the Iraq Situation Can Be Dealth With Peacefully" - Chesty
"Skinny Girls I Find Attractive" - superdave
"Legal Females That I Find Attractive" - Puc
"Things About My Ex-Husband That Are Really Standup and Cool" -bikinimom
"Things Women Do That Give Me Warm Fuzzies" - Citruscide (C-ditty)
"Things That Are Wrong With This Ass of Mine" - TEXgirl
"Adult Film Stars I Have Yet to Work With" -vixenbabe
"Things I Really Enjoy About Female Bad Breath" - havoc
"Metallica Songs That Suck and Brands of Rubbers That Can Frequently Be Found on My Bedroom Floor" -Mrs.Muscle
"List of Satisfied Triple Threat Customers" - George Spellwin
"No Really...That's Not a Gerbil Squeaking When I Walk" - HG Pennypacker
"Avatars of Mine That Have Totally Sucked" - Pink Space Biscuit
"People on This Board Younger Than Me" - Ranger

Heh heh heh....Fucker!!!

Good one....LMAO...!!!

Ranger

 

[supersizeme]

Heh heh heh....Fucker!!!

Good one....LMAO...!!!

Ranger

ranger my man you got lucky because i should have made yours the opposite of what i did. someone was watching over you when i came up with those apparently.

 

[The Ranger]

This is true, but I knew what ya meant ya evil bastard...Heh heh heh

Ranger

 

[Frackal]

LOL SSME.

How about

"Nature Boy's guide to supressing homosexual desires"

 

[the nature boy]

LOL SSME.

How about

"Nature Boy's guide to supressing homosexual desires"

easy there International Male.

 

[WODIN]

Too good ssme.

 

[Frackal]

"Successful attempts to turn my heterosexual fantasies gay by suggestive implications" Nature Boy