If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve.
If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's - That's because she changes it more often."
My love life is terrible.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.
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"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's - That's because she changes it more often."
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My love life is terrible.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

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