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nycgirl said:
What's up with all of the bitterness and anti-female posts lately?

Hammy, I meant it when I said I would take care of you. :qt:
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This sounds like one of those glorious "Happy Finish" routines. I usually have to pay good money for that in downtown Minneapolis *sigh*
 
Q: how do you know when a chick is lying?
A: her lips are moving.
 
cornfish said:
This sounds like one of those glorious "Happy Finish" routines. I usually have to pay good money for that in downtown Minneapolis *sigh*
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Travel fees are included in my price. :qt:
 
big4life said:
Dude, soklu and nycgirl are the same people. :eek2:


The strange thing is they are also hammy. :worried:






and they're off with the rumor. :verygood:
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you read my mind. i have a feeling they are all hammys alts.
 
cornfish said:
Did i mention i have an actual budget for this monthly and a penchant for happy finishes?
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What is your budget?

My price includes a hotel stay, and not at a Motel 8. Full service hotel or the deal is off the table. And no, I don't make change - exact fee. Tipping is allowed.
 
nycgirl said:
What is your budget?

My price includes a hotel stay, and not at a Motel 8. Full service hotel or the deal is off the table. And no, I don't make change - exact fee. Tipping is allowed.
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I can safely go to a few grand, but that better be one nice "Happy Finish"
Gratuitous peeks at the hatchet wound are also encouraged along with name calling and humiliation. Eye contact with me is also prohibited
 
cornfish said:
I can safely go to a few grand, but that better be one nice "Happy Finish"
Gratuitous peeks at the hatchet wound are also encouraged along with name calling and humiliation. Eye contact with me is also prohibited
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Trust me, I don't want to look at you. This is strictly business. Since we are laying down some rules, kissing on the lips is also prohibited. Oh, I don't do bondage with new customers.
 
big4life said:
Dude, soklu and nycgirl are the same people. :eek2:


The strange thing is they are also hammy. :worried:






and they're off with the rumor. :verygood:
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at least 50% of the peeps here will buy that
the best way to tell who is whos alter is by the consistency of the k hit
do either of these 2 hit anywhere near as often as hammy?
there lies your answer
 
nycgirl said:
Trust me, I don't want to look at you. This is strictly business. Since we are laying down some rules, kissing on the lips is also prohibited. Oh, I don't do bondage with new customers.
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My family members in my avatar must watch at all times and be on standby with a pail of ice cubes and some veterinary supplements. No bondage at all and no kissing, but if we could somehow incorporate my mexican gardner and his co-workers i can adjust the price. I also need to have 2 stale pieces of french toast and some preperation H on standby
 
cornfish said:
My family members in my avatar must watch at all times and be on standby with a pail of ice cubes and some veterinary supplements. No bondage at all and no kissing, but if we could somehow incorporate my mexican gardner and his co-workers i can adjust the price. I also need to have 2 stale pieces of french toast and some preperation H on standby
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No guests. I'm a better performer when I'm not watched. No illegals. Food is an option. Bring olive oil, I may cut you a deal. However, I prefer we use YES (I love that burning feeling) in lieu of Preparation H.
 
nycgirl said:
No guests. I'm a better performer when I'm not watched. No illegals. Food is an option. Bring olive oil, I may cut you a deal. However, I prefer we use YES (I love that burning feeling) in lieu of Preparation H.
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:lmao:
 
nycgirl said:
No guests. I'm a better performer when I'm not watched. No illegals. Food is an option. Bring olive oil, I may cut you a deal. However, I prefer we use YES (I love that burning feeling) in lieu of Preparation H.
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we could supplement with some USDA grade animal tallow. It was good enough in the bronze age i guess so how about a little nostalgia?
 
cornfish said:
we could supplement with some USDA grade animal tallow. It was good enough in the bronze age i guess so how about a little nostalgia?
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Tallow? If you want to use animal fat, then I think you should save your money and find yourself a farm girl. Olive oil, along with the hotel, is non-negotiable.
 
cornfish said:
alright, i concede. Shoot me a figure and let's get your tired ass on a red-eye out here
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I see the humilation has already begun. Uhm, there isn't a Ritz Carlton in MN. Find me a decent (full service) hotel, first. Then we will start talking about flights. Oh, I don't charge by the minute. Another rule, no paddles or wooden objects. I will be bringing toys.
 
nycgirl said:
I see the humilation has already begun. Uhm, there isn't a Ritz Carlton in MN. Find me a decent (full service) hotel, first. Then we will start talking about flights. Oh, I don't charge by the minute. Another rule, no paddles or wooden objects. I will be bringing toys.
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How's this:
http://www.radisson.com/stpaulmn

Or this is where all the rock stars stay:
http://www.stpaulhotel.com/

Lemme know and those toys had better run on gasoline, or at the bare minimum consume 1500 watts of electric power. Pricing plz
 
nycgirl said:
St. Paul Hotel. No, they don't run on gasoline!!! Since this involves travel, pricing starts @ 1,800 (that's for bare minimum). Tell me what you want done and we will go from there.
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I'll take two in that case and make it snappy!
 
cornfish said:
Jesus i dont' even know where you live. My talent ends at clairvoyance. And i don't really have that much talent to begin with.
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Oh, a non-observant customer. Back in the day, I would have stole your wallet while you were sleeping. Check my location is in my profile (I only fly out of Dulles airport).
 
nycgirl said:
Since this involves travel, pricing starts @ 1,800 (that's for bare minimum). Tell me what you want done and we will go from there.
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$1,800? :rolleyes:

He didnt say he wants you to leave your vagina with him when you go back home, he just wants to nut.
 
awittyusername said:
I always assumed "pussywhipped" was yours. If it isn't you should consider changing lestat to pussywhipped
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i'd bomb you right now if I could
 
cornfish said:
This sounds like one of those glorious "Happy Finish" routines. I usually have to pay good money for that in downtown Minneapolis *sigh*
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it's HAPPY ENDING not HAPPY FINISH
 
nycgirl said:
I see the humilation has already begun. Uhm, there isn't a Ritz Carlton in MN. Find me a decent (full service) hotel, first. Then we will start talking about flights. Oh, I don't charge by the minute. Another rule, no paddles or wooden objects. I will be bringing toys.
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take her to one of those classy joints in North Minneapolis orb! ;)

ya know I don't have any idea what the nice hotels are here and Ive lived here 23 years, oh well
 
women are full of shit.

everything they say sounds so phoney and just a cry out for attention. nothing serious ever comes out of their filithy attentionwhoreish hypocritcal double standard emotional unstable mouths.

whenever i hear a girl say "no nice honest guys that arnt taken" i wanna break their fucking whorefaces in. the only not honest whoretrash around is girls. sure guys can be dicks, but they arnt inherently slutevilpieces of trash. if girls wernt full of annoying bullshit and drama in every ounce of their being... then guys (or at least any iv come into contact with) would be more than happy staying loyal
 
SublimeZM said:
women are full of shit.

everything they say sounds so phoney and just a cry out for attention. nothing serious ever comes out of their filithy attentionwhoreish hypocritcal double standard emotional unstable mouths.

whenever i hear a girl say "no nice honest guys that arnt taken" i wanna break their fucking whorefaces in. the only not honest whoretrash around is girls. sure guys can be dicks, but they arnt inherently slutevilpieces of trash. if girls wernt full of annoying bullshit and drama in every ounce of their being... then guys (or at least any iv come into contact with) would be more than happy staying loyal
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I am a woman and I say SublimeZM speaketh the truth. Does this mean that my statement about his statement above is full of shit? :coffee:
 
It's funnier than shit! Woman don't call it lying they call it fibbing... total fucking bullshit IMO.
 
I have to say that you guys are right about women lying. It is indeed despicable.




LOL....Am I lying now?
 
GoldenDelicious said:
so when you asked if it was good for her, she said 'yes', huh ;)
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She dosnt have to tell me in words buddy.I can tell by noise and reaction factors.She's not shy either and would tell me if I am not hitting the right buttons and think the bashing she gives me is an indication I'm doing something right.
 
The Angry Mule said:
She dosnt have to tell me in words buddy.I can tell by noise and reaction factors.She's not shy either and would tell me if I am not hitting the right buttons and think the bashing she gives me is an indication I'm doing something right.
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lol i was replying to the original poster ;)
 
SublimeZM said:
women are full of shit.

everything they say sounds so phoney and just a cry out for attention. nothing serious ever comes out of their filithy attentionwhoreish hypocritcal double standard emotional unstable mouths.

whenever i hear a girl say "no nice honest guys that arnt taken" i wanna break their fucking whorefaces in. the only not honest whoretrash around is girls. sure guys can be dicks, but they arnt inherently slutevilpieces of trash. if girls wernt full of annoying bullshit and drama in every ounce of their being... then guys (or at least any iv come into contact with) would be more than happy staying loyal
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lmao

Karma worthy.

In other words, women are lying pieces of attention seeking hypocritical whore shit that don't know what the hell they want. Sums it up about right me thinks.
 
wutangnomo said:
lmao

Karma worthy.

In other words, women are lying pieces of attention seeking hypocritical whore shit that don't know what the hell they want. Sums it up about right me thinks.
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how about sigworthy?
 
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