Woman offered sechuals for two McDonalds dollar menu burgers

[PICK3]

BRADENTON, Fla. - Investigators say an undercover officer looking for hookers, picked up a woman and asked her for sex.

That's when detectives say 47-year-old Christine Baker agreed, only if he bought her two double cheeseburgers off the dollar menu at McDonalds.

Read more: Deputies: Woman offered sex for two McDonalds dollar menu burgers

 

[nimbus]

i would rather have sex with the cheeseburger

 

[PICK3]

ain't BRADENTON like the meth capital of teh world?

 

[nangiggles]

why does all this embarrassing shit have to happen in FL?

 

[smurf2]

She looks like chewbaca?

 

[AFeedz]

Lol I read that....in our paper's "local" news section.

Fml.

 

[EarthRider]

nice

 

[mrplunkey]

i would rather have sex with the cheeseburger

If you are going to go that route, stick to grilled cheese sandwiches.

 

[-SD-]

If you are going to go that route, stick to grilled cheese sandwiches.

butt teh rough toasted bread really chaffs teh cock

 

[mrplunkey]

butt teh rough toasted bread really chaffs teh cock

That's why you gotta go with extra cheese and work it from the middle.

Pick the right texture of cheese and let it cool to the right temperature and you'll be in hog heaven tonight.

Damn.... I guess I gotta run to Kroger now.