With all the Attention-whoring going on...

[redguru]

I can't seem to find the time to devote to each and every one of those who desire worship. Please post up so I can schedule giving you the attention you so rightly deserve (in your mind, anyway).

 

[75th]

Do me.

Yes, in that way.

 

[redguru]

Do me.

Yes, in that way.

You sometimes frighten me...

 

[75th]

You sometimes frighten me...

http://www.commondreams.org/headlines03/images/1030-02.jpg

 

[jnevin]

Good bro yada yada

 

[Sub-Zero]

im fat and ugly, guys, make me feel good about myself

 

[redguru]

http://www.commondreams.org/headlines03/images/1030-02.jpg

The funny thing is Bush probably hates that picture. He had nothing to do with that banner, it was made up by the ship. I agree with the irony of the picture, as everyone involved knew the work was nowhere near completion.

 

[Lestat]

me me me

 

[redguru]

im fat and ugly, guys, make me feel good about myself

You are bigger than 1_more_replicated_smiley and you could probably SL calf raise his bodyweight.

 

[redguru]

Good bro yada yada

jnevin is a wonderful guy, prone to opening doors for women without expecting a than you.

 

[redguru]

me me me

Lestat, what else can I say besides...



You're a good bro.

 

[Mr. dB]

I'm not suffering from estrogen poisoning, so I don't need to attention-whore.

 

[redguru]

When my schedule allows all of you shall receive my accolades.

 

[redguru]

I'm not suffering from estrogen poisoning, so I don't need to attention-whore.

Mr. dB, Fiat owner and fixer extraordinaire. A wit so subtle even the most nuanced of EF posters can't seem to grasp it.

 

[slat1]

Lay it on me...

 

[redguru]

Lay it on me...

Slat1, debonaire flirt of RADAR'ian proportions. Teeny-Bopper bouncer with abs like Friskies and a penis as large.

 

[broley]

http://www.nobodyhere.com/justme/nose.html

 

[Gambino]

without me redguru would be a nobody

 

[jack sparrow]

 

[redguru]

without me redguru would be a nobody

Truth be told in such a short statement, Gambino made me the mediocre poster I am today. For that I thank his visor from the bottom of my heart.

 

[Sub-Zero]

You are bigger than 1_more_replicated_smiley and you could probably SL calf raise his bodyweight.

yay

 

[spongebob]

i want my own thread.

 

[redguru]

Jack_schitt gives the best Glory-Hole BJ I have ever received at the Joe Louis Arena.

 

[HumorMe]

 

[redguru]

HumorMe, who with the post of one picture can render an entire thread of pompous bullshit obsolete.

 

[jack sparrow]

Jack_schitt gives the best Glory-Hole BJ I have ever received at the Joe Louis Arena.

I got skillz bitch.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Slat1, debonaire flirt of RADAR'ian proportions. Teeny-Bopper bouncer with abs like Friskies and a penis as large.

wtf?

 

[redguru]

wtf?

I was dissing his penis Frisky, not yours

 

[HumorMe]

wtf?

I think he is saying he doesn't have one...lol

 

[redguru]

wtf?

Frisky, abs of steel, and a wit to match, can dice the soul of any who dare to cross her path.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

whew.. I thought I was figured out.

 

[redguru]

whew.. I thought I was figured out.

I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of your penis.

 

[bigmann245]

whew.. I thought I was figured out.

that was a close one....

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of your penis.

I'm gonna spam out pics soon, I'll make sure you get to see the pink pleasure machine.

 

[HumorMe]

I'm gonna spam out pics soon, I'll make sure you get to see the pink pleasure machine.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

you wanna see my Bob? He's not too intimidating being pink and all.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Fhharrisky!~

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Fhharrisky!~

I'm still waiting on that damn drink Juicy

 

[foreigngirl]

I dont get enough attn ever

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

I'm still waiting on that damn drink Juicy

Chewhide told me he'd kill me the second I crossed the AR/LA border

 

[HumorMe]

you wanna see my Bob? He's not too intimidating being pink and all.

I was thinking of the inner pink.

This damn thread might end up in BTS forum.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Chewhide told me he'd kill me the second I crossed the AR/LA border

Excuses, excuses...



I quit biting to hurt people in the third grade... I won't hurt you I promise.

 

[ChefWide]

do i need to log in here? er... is there a fee?

 

[OMEGA]

I wonder what Elite Members really think of me

 

[HiDnGoD]

I'm gonna spam out pics soon, I'll make sure you get to see the pink pleasure machine.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnn

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I was thinking of the inner pink.

This damn thread might end up in BTS forum.

I meant penis pics dangit.

 

[bigmann245]

I meant penis pics dangit.

you have a pink penis?????? dang mines the same color as my skin girl....

 

[redguru]

Chewhide told me he'd kill me the second I crossed the AR/LA border

Juicedmohawk is the fan of the best players to ever play for the Denver Broncos offense, the Kansas City Chiefs defense. Let's give him a big round of applause for rooting for a team slightly better than Oakland. He also has a strange fetish for Purdue Grad students who post on EF.

 

[redguru]

do i need to log in here? er... is there a fee?

Chef no longer so Wide, the connoisseur of all things Frisky and who looks so suave in a suit for Jewish Holidays, unafraid of backlash to opinions, should be banninated for showing off such excellent cuisine when people are on strict diets eating chicken breasts with broccoli

 

[hotzie]

 

[redguru]

I wonder what Elite Members really think of me

Omega, alter of Zogby, pollmeister and leader of the AML (Anti-Masturbation League) is the consummate poster of banality and still manages to get high post counts in his threads.

 

[redguru]

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnn

Hidngod, the warrior of the mighty Canadian juggernaut, is probably the most civil of the standard posters among the male population on EF. This may be do to a side effect of Clomid, but we may never know.

 

[redguru]

Hotzie, Navy man who has seen less salt water than I can squeeze out of a single pair of socks, is a consummate and tireless flirt, who may yet get into an EF woman's pants. It may be tiger88, but alas, at least he will get some.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

 

[hotzie]

Hotzie, Navy man who has seen less salt water than I can squeeze out of a single pair of socks, is a consummate and tireless flirt, who may yet get into an EF woman's pants. It may be tiger88, but alas, at least he will get some.

, i have swam in the ocean so ha. i am not a e-flirt

 

[foreigngirl]

, i have swam in the ocean so ha. i am not a e-flirt

denial

 

[Evil_Frisky]

, i have swam in the ocean so ha. i am not a e-flirt

I'm sure who ever's cooch your talking about isn't gonna be happy with that comment.

 

[redguru]

, i have swam in the ocean so ha. i am not a e-flirt

LOL

Dude, I had to have something bad to say about you, even if I had to invent it.

 

[hotzie]

denial

for real , i have never e-flirted

 

[hotzie]

LOL

Dude, I had to have something bad to say about you, even if I had to invent it.

its all good , my e-feelings arent hurt . but if it would have been to harsh i would have bought a plane ticket to p cola

 

[redguru]

its all good , my e-feelings arent hurt . but if it would have been to harsh i would have bought a plane ticket to p cola

Bring it! Better buy a couple tickets back to Maine, you'll need the extra room for your body cast.

 

[hotzie]

Bring it! Better buy a couple tickets back to Maine, you'll need the extra room for your body cast.

i would love to come back to pcola , i loved that place.

 

[redguru]

i would love to come back to pcola , i loved that place.

Would be cool for a meet up. Maybe when you get stationed back in Jax, I'll come over and we can party with MTS and FishTales.

 

[hotzie]

Would be cool for a meet up. Maybe when you get stationed back in Jax, I'll come over and we can party with MTS and FishTales.

yea that would be fun

 

[stilleto]

i'd like a little attention before dinner, thanks

 

[buffer1]

i'd like a little attention before dinner, thanks

go play with your horses stilleto

 

[hotzie]

i'd like a little attention before dinner, thanks

ok drop to your knee's

 

[redguru]

i'd like a little attention before dinner, thanks

Stilleto, for all his posing as a flaming homosexual he is quite secure in his bisexuality (see stickfigure/stilleto meetup thread). Jocularity and large boobvatars are his calling card, as he uses his EF superhero powers to rid the E-world of attention-whoring hermaphrodites.

 

[stilleto]

Stilleto, for all his posing as a flaming homosexual he is quite secure in his bisexuality (see stickfigure/stilleto meetup thread). Jocularity and large boobvatars are his calling card, as he uses his EF superhero powers to rid the E-world of attention-whoring hermaphrodites.

lol... thank you, very nice. I'm ignoring the two dorks who posted above you, including fluffer1.

wait... you called me bisexual.









oh wait....