Wish me luck, I got volunteered...

[jnevin]

Swv

 

[puddlemonkey]

Doood! WTF? You don't want to get in a relationship with this chick. She may be cool, but she's in rebound mode. Which means she'll be wackier than a normal woman.

I know I don't, I don't want to be in a relationship with ANY woman. This one would clearly be bad for me, I need to stick to ones I can use without remorse (strippers, scandalous bishes, etc).

Did you have to give the cop a puffer to get out of the DUI?

No DUI, I wasn't even drunk. Why he even pulled me out of the car I don't know, but he stopped the tests after the first one (follow my finger) because I think he could tell he was wasting both of our time.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Some guys dream of a situation like that while those who get in the situation fail to deliver. LOL. How it always works.

I deserve that


I don't know why I couldn't use this girl, but I just couldn't.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Wasted a Cialis too

 

[Faizakafez]

i just red the thread, and apprently my previous post was right ( i should be a fortune teller)

*shakes head*

fucking virgin monkeys these days! talking all night

worse then amatuer night at the apollo

 

[the_clockwork]

You have failed me puddle.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Virgins are now banned from this thread.

 

[heatherrae]

What the hell? If I knew that someone got volunteered to screw me like a darned Habitat for Humanity project I would be

It's okay though because underneath his furry and smelly exterior the monkey is a good guy...lol.

 

[Faizakafez]

Virgins are now banned from this thread.

fuck man, this story reminds me of ( subz, me and healother)
all wrapped in one.. pathetic

 

[puddlemonkey]

You have failed me puddle.

This is all about 5 hours old, I can't imagine the shit my buddy is gonna throw my way when he wakes up and hears what happened (or didn't happen).