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Will you marry me?

Frisky

Frisky

~QUEEN BITCH~
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I have to get married... no joke. Its this crazy clause in some family affairs. (ok, I am just kidding but it sounded good)

Its like the marriage boom as of lately! Everyone is getting married. I'm kinda jealous, well not really but is it an epidemic of some sort?

Should I discontinue drinking the water and eating at McDonalds?

Is it just a coincidence that most of my close friend and family or either getting married or prego? Hell, my time is a ticking away, i'm slowly getting into that nutshell that pegs me as the chick that has been single for way to long... there must be something wrong with her... Holy crap! LOL
 
Smurfy said:
um no.
soon enough they will all be complaining about being married.
and you will be chuckling to yourself
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+1
All my close friends are married though.
And whenI go out with them while dining I have to field questions like dude, when U gonna settle down.
As the night goes along and a few drinks this joke comes up, 'yeah u have dated some purty gurls' but U know what they say bout dude who aren't married in their 30s... just sayin.
Finally as they are hammered, and we are either at the club, or at some bar, whateva... this always happens, I get hugged by both sexes, and whispered in my ear, -but dumbasses are so drunk its not a whisper...
dude... U rawk, and U are free... I want U to be U... I mean they change ya.
Don't eva get married.
every fucking time.
 
Marriage is overrated. Best to find a best friend that allows you to do all kinds of crazy sexual exploration stuff with. You'll not only have great sex but you'll have something to talk about after.

Don't forget you always try new things in new places with friends.
 
Getting married is a waste of time...dont do it
 
billfred said:
Will there be sex involved?
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Bill, your married right? If so, that's a dumb question. The reason all brides are smilling as they walk down the isle, they know that they just gave their last blow job.....
 
txbondsman said:
Bill, your married right? If so, that's a dumb question. The reason all brides are smilling as they walk down the isle, they know that they just gave their last blow job.....
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That is so not true...

Its because I can have sex 6 times a day if I want and not be considered a whore... woohooo.....

thats the only damn advantage!
 
Frisky said:
That is so not true...

Its because I can have sex 6 times a day if I want and not be considered a whore... woohooo.....

thats the only damn advantage!
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Okay.....after a comment like that everyone should want to marry you. DIBBBBBBBBBBBSSSSSSS!!!!!!
 
Chrisco915 said:
Okay.....after a comment like that everyone should want to marry you. DIBBBBBBBBBBBSSSSSSS!!!!!!
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ya know... in the last lg relationship I had I realized men talk alot of smack about wanting it 24/7... Oh well, yea they may think about it but when they finally get it 24/7 they just don't know what to do with it.
 
Frisky said:
That is so not true...

Its because I can have sex 6 times a day if I want and not be considered a whore... woohooo.....

thats the only damn advantage!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, 6 times a day on your honeymoon maybe, then it's once a day, folowed by couple X's a week. Before you know it, your scheduling your sex days, which get cancelled because "somebody" didn't act like they were supposed to on that day. Then it's just "before my period sex" only, then come the everyday sex again, hall sex....

yeah, you NEED to get married awright....
 
Frisky said:
ya know... in the last lg relationship I had I realized men talk alot of smack about wanting it 24/7... Oh well, yea they may think about it but when they finally get it 24/7 they just don't know what to do with it.
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Agreed. I too have seen that and I believe in many cases it can be said of both sexes. But........on a cold Sunday afternoon.......in bed........having sex all day can be nice and six times is easily more than realistic. That covers 6-7 hours of cardio for the day and the rest can be eating and sleeping..........and laughing about how cool it is about spending the day like that. :)
 
Chrisco915 said:
Agreed. I too have seen that and I believe in many cases it can be said of both sexes. But........on a cold Sunday afternoon.......in bed........having sex all day can be nice and six times is easily more than realistic. That covers 6-7 hours of cardio for the day and the rest can be eating and sleeping..........and laughing about how cool it is about spending the day like that. :)
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gahhhhhhhhhhh
 
txbondsman said:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA, 6 times a day on your honeymoon maybe, then it's once a day, folowed by couple X's a week. Before you know it, your scheduling your sex days, which get cancelled because "somebody" didn't act like they were supposed to on that day. Then it's just "before my period sex" only, then come the everyday sex again, hall sex....

yeah, you NEED to get married awright....
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LOL... I've been married tuts... and from day one to day none, i never changed.

I never scheduled 'sex' days and it was 6 times aday anytime I could have it that way. Granted, work would get in the way sometimes... but hell if i could have it before bed, mid morning, then when I wake up.. then again for lunch, hey... I was a very happy chick.
 
Frisky said:
ya know... in the last lg relationship I had I realized men talk alot of smack about wanting it 24/7... Oh well, yea they may think about it but when they finally get it 24/7 they just don't know what to do with it.
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not when the menue is varried, somedays it's like going to a fancy restaurant where you plan for several days in advance, somedays its Olive Garden, and others it McDonalds. Also, it's the times that you didn't even know that you were hungary, but BAM, there you are snacking like a fiend on the floor of the kitchen. You keep it varied, men will always want to eat....
 
I created a Facebook alumni group for my high school, which closed 20 years ago. Everyone is posting pics of their families and it's really making me feel like I missed the "let's have kids" boat.
 
Frisky said:
I have to get married... no joke. Its this crazy clause in some family affairs. (ok, I am just kidding but it sounded good)

Its like the marriage boom as of lately! Everyone is getting married. I'm kinda jealous, well not really but is it an epidemic of some sort?

Should I discontinue drinking the water and eating at McDonalds?

Is it just a coincidence that most of my close friend and family or either getting married or prego? Hell, my time is a ticking away, i'm slowly getting into that nutshell that pegs me as the chick that has been single for way to long... there must be something wrong with her... Holy crap! LOL
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sure, after looking at your pics I'm in!
 
Frisky said:
LOL... I've been married tuts... and from day one to day none, i never changed.

I never scheduled 'sex' days and it was 6 times aday anytime I could have it that way. Granted, work would get in the way sometimes... but hell if i could have it before bed, mid morning, then when I wake up.. then again for lunch, hey... I was a very happy chick.
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you don't live THAT far do you? You could always come next door for a visit. My wife works 2 times a week, I could pencil you in for that many atleast.... :-)



(and my wife has permanent wrinkles on her forhead from saying, "You want to do WHAT?" so many times)
 
txbondsman said:
not when the menue is varried, somedays it's like going to a fancy restaurant where you plan for several days in advance, somedays its Olive Garden, and others it McDonalds. Also, it's the times that you didn't even know that you were hungary, but BAM, there you are snacking like a fiend on the floor of the kitchen. You keep it varied, men will always want to eat....
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Well of course variety is the key to a great sexual relationship. Same ol' same ol' over and over again even gets me bored. (well, I'm kinda easy to bore also) Something new, something daring... nothing beats that rush. New place, crazy position, whips and chains... oh my... LOL
 
pdaddyII said:
I will allow for you to be on top, but that is only starting out; then I will throw you around like a sack of potatoes. Do you like it deep?
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Deep...? :evil: Thats a no brainer!
 
Smurfy said:
You're not too old to procreate
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I don't want to be pushed in a wheelchair to my son's college graduation ceremony.
 
AztecWarrior said:
LOL!! No shit huh? What's up cal!
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Not much bro. Eating apples like a motherfucker. They had these boxes with 100 ct packs of organic apple slices that expired yesterday. They sold them for $2 bucks. So I bought two. I'm going to eat them all before they wilt and turn brown. By wednesday I should be shitting pure applesauce. lol

How about you broski?
 
Cal_21 said:
Not much bro. Eating apples like a motherfucker. They had these boxes with 100 ct packs of organic apple slices that expired yesterday. They sold them for $2 bucks. So I bought two. I'm going to eat them all before they wilt and turn brown. By wednesday I should be shitting pure applesauce. lol
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Haha. Visited the local famers market I see. I don't eat enough fruit.
 
Frisky said:
Well of course variety is the key to a great sexual relationship. Same ol' same ol' over and over again even gets me bored. (well, I'm kinda easy to bore also) Something new, something daring... nothing beats that rush. New place, crazy position, whips and chains... oh my... LOL
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Hit the porn booths......nothing like a good Gloryhole visit to liven things up. :)
 
Cal_21 said:
Same, the deal was just too good to pass up lol. I figure it'll make up for lost time too. You juicin'?
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Nah. I haven't juiced in yrs. The last one was a test and dbol stack. If I do again it's gonna be some form of test with tren. What about you?
 
If you are 5 foot 10, have a great ass to boob curve ratio, not too much cellulite, have great teeth, amazing eyes, great smooth silky hair on your head (not under your arms) and dress respectably then I will definitely marry you but I just realised this is a dream, no woman is like that.
 
Are you guys really Hijacking the Frisky marriage thread with talk about eating fruit? That is kind of knobbish. Get a room.
 
Cardinal Slin said:
If you are 5 foot 10, have a great ass to boob curve ratio, not too much cellulite, have great teeth, amazing eyes, great smooth silky hair on your head (not under your arms) and dress respectably then I will definitely marry you but I just realised this is a dream, no woman is like that.
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I failed at the 5'10 ... dammit
 
AztecWarrior said:
Nah. I haven't juiced in yrs. The last one was a test and dbol stack. If I do again it's gonna be some form of test with tren. What about you?
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In about 2 months or so I'm planning this:

1-14 Sustanon 500mg EW

1-6 Tbol 25mg ED

8-14 Winni 100mg EOD

8-14 Var 25mg ED

I respond to orals pretty easily (no homo). I wanted to try tren but I'm nervous about the prolactin/progesterone sides, cabaser is too pricey and it just sounds like too many sides for my taste (especially @ this stage).
 
Cal_21 said:
In about 2 months or so I'm planning this:

1-14 Sustanon 500mg EW

1-6 Tbol 25mg ED

8-14 Winni 100mg EOD

8-14 Var 25mg ED

I respond to orals pretty easily (no homo). I wanted to try tren but I'm nervous about the prolactin/progesterone sides, cabaser is too pricey and it just sounds like too many sides for my taste (especially @ this stage).
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DAMN SON!!!!!!!!!!!! Loving it. The Var is over kill. Do winstrol or var. Save one for later or hook a homie up. Maybe a latino you might know here. COUGH! COUGH!!! :D
 
if it isn't punanny juice... lets keep it out of my thread... mkay... thanks, LOL
 
AztecWarrior said:
DAMN SON!!!!!!!!!!!! Loving it. The Var is over kill. Do winstrol or var. Save one for later or hook a homie up. Maybe a latino you might know here. COUGH! COUGH!!! :D
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Yeah I was wondering about the var. Especially because I haven't tried winni yet. I should probably hold off so I can see what the test/winnie does by itself. LOLOLOLOL @ me giving away var. I ask homeless people for change...I'm cheaper than a peruvian one legged hooker w/ syphilis & a unibrow.
 
Cal_21 said:
Yeah I was wondering about the var. Especially because I haven't tried winni yet. I should probably hold off so I can see what the test/winnie does by itself. LOLOLOLOL @ me giving away var. I ask homeless people for change...I'm cheaper than a peruvian one legged hooker w/ syphilis & a unibrow.
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Are you sure? :chomp:
 
Cal_21 said:
lmao.

Is this your veiled attempt to set up a 3 way w/ me & frisky?

As long as the meat swords don't touch it's not ghey.

lmaoaololol
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Dude... more than one guy in the room when im naked is geigh... i'm a one man woman...
 
Chrisco915 said:
Sexist thing you have said all day. :)
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I'm to sexy for my post.. to sexy for my post..

LOL

The only thing that is long and firm that I deal with in multiples is smoked sausage and that means I'm cutting it up for a gumbo... LOL
 
AztecWarrior said:
Sorry. Will go rock, paper, and scissors. best out of 3 wins.
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lol you can have her.

Any chick who can't take my bro's dick in her ass whilst I fuck the shit out of her face to the point of near vomiting=not worth my time. (Unless she's gf material...lol)
 
Cal_21 said:
lol you can have her.

Any chick who can't take my bro's dick in her ass whilst I fuck the shit out of her face to the point of near vomiting=not worth my time. (Unless she's gf material...lol)
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wtf? thats just disgusting! You really like rubbing dicks with your friend? One sick mofo you are!
 
Frisky said:
I'm to sexy for my post.. to sexy for my post..

LOL

The only thing that is long and firm that I deal with in multiples is smoked sausage and that means I'm cutting it up for a gumbo... LOL
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HHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmm gumbo.
 
Frisky said:
I'm to sexy for my post.. to sexy for my post..

LOL

The only thing that is long and firm that I deal with in multiples is smoked sausage and that means I'm cutting it up for a gumbo... LOL
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HHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMm esex with Frisky
 
Frisky said:
I'm to sexy for my post.. to sexy for my post..

LOL

The only thing that is long and firm that I deal with in multiples is smoked sausage and that means I'm cutting it up for a gumbo... LOL
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMM emarriage to Frisky.............wait..................WTF................:sulk:
 
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