Will it get much dumber and f--cked up than this? Read this! I am pissed , alot.

[SSAlexSS]

Ok, so I was forced to go to a vacation with my family.


My father keeps telling me many things. But it focuses on two things (mainly), Protein and muscles.

Usually his comments are generally tolerable (yet misinformed a lot).


But here is one comment that really struck me.

Me and him are watching some show where guy and a girl dancing tango. The skinny guy sometimes lifts up the girl and throws her.

So this is that stupid conversation that happened to me.

Me " That is weird tango. Why does he lifts her so much? I remember Arnold doing tango in True Lies, and It was different..."

Father " Yes. For example Because Arnold was so muscular (and strong) he was unable to lift her up. "

Ok , I got knocked out right there. Such stupid comment. What? Skinny guys are supposed to be strong, and muscualr guys like Arnold, weak??? Arnold Scwhartznegger was a powerlifter goddammit!(and bodybuilder, YEH!!!!)

I understand him making commments, about what he does not know. But making absurd statements (like muscles making you weaker and stuff) is messed up!


And another one.
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Me and him are in the boat rowing. Of course I suck at rowing (not too many slow twitch fibers).
And he tells me "You see? I am not tired and you are tired. That is all because I do not follow a high protein diet!"


Or this one.
We are at the airport getting ready to board the plane back home (YES!).

Father " What computer would you like. Big and useless (like those 9 storey high floor behemoths , ancient tech) or super small laptop that can get its job done?"

By this line I realise where it is heading. Infact when-ever he mentions SIZE I know where it is going.

So I keep telling him how I want muscles for show and etc...


Anyway, these types of conversations are CRAZY! NOOO!

Out of curiosity do you get such comments/conversations/questions form your relatives or friends?

Reply please!

 

[Bulldog_10]

To answer your question...No, I don't think it can get any dumber and fucked up!

See Ya Bro,
B-10

 

[elite hot topic]

Thoes statements come from people who have been mislead. I bet your dad does not lift weights.

?What is your age

 

[MikeyLikesJuice]

are you bigger then your dad, wrestle him and see whats up.

 

[kid]

what kind of stupid ass post is this.

 

[TxLonghorn]

Tell him if he keeps it up, you will start sucking dick and he will never have a grandkid, just a really nicely decorated room in an old folks home.

When his mouth is unable to close, and his face is starting to turn blue from lack of oxygen, mention, but hey, chicks dig buff guys with muscles and I was doing this for chicks. But I want to make you happy dad. If you want me to be gay, I will do it for you.

 

[foreverblast2]

I say it's time to throw down with dad..

john

 

[MUSTANG_18]

Tell him if he keeps it up, you will start sucking dick and he will never have a grandkid, just a really nicely decorated room in an old folks home.

When his mouth is unable to close, and his face is starting to turn blue from lack of oxygen, mention, but hey, chicks dig buff guys with muscles and I was doing this for chicks. But I want to make you happy dad. If you want me to be gay, I will do it for you.

LOL

M18

 

[MaxBiceps]

Tell him if he keeps it up, you will start sucking dick and he will never have a grandkid, just a really nicely decorated room in an old folks home.

.

LOL......


Hey SSALEXSS, No offense to you, but your dad is a real dumbfuck. he should
be happy that you are doing something productive and healthy with your life by
going to the gym religiously, and constantly striving to make your body bigger and
stronger.

BTW, how old are you?

 

[Mavy]

LOL! That cracks me up ... i have the perfect picture of you dad right now! He is your dad, so you just have to laugh at him, as he is so uninformed! .... Maybe he knows that you are using gear (If you are), and is worried... who knows? Maybe he dosent want to have a son that could kick his ass if he wanted to ?? lol!!

Thats funny man ... i wouldn`t be going on any more "family vacations" with him. I can see your point where it would get annoying after awhile, and you would just want to tell him to shut the fuck up!! lol!!

Cheers!

 

[SSAlexSS]

LOL......


Hey SSALEXSS, No offense to you, but your dad is a real dumbfuck. he should
be happy that you are doing something productive and healthy with your life by
going to the gym religiously, and constantly striving to make your body bigger and
stronger.

BTW, how old are you?

I am 17. I dont take steroids.

The weird thing is that he is actually good!
He barely lifts any weights. Eat cakes, misses meals.
And his back is NICE! Wide and massive... Damn and his calves are almost size of Arnolds (at arnolds best, when his calves looked like balloons). I think that my dads calves are ATLEAST 17 inches. He doesn't even train them!

He is nice genetic anomaly. He weights at lean 187 pounds at 6 foot (or 5'11). Hopefully atleast I get some OK genetics. Oh did I mention he had pro bodybuilder like six pack (the one that sticks one 1 inch from your torso)?

 

[SSAlexSS]

are you bigger then your dad, wrestle him and see whats up.

Yeh right. He is 187 pounds and 6 feet tall. I am 5'8 and weight 180-183 pounds. He has some good genetics... Yeh a PH.D with muscularity far above most people....

 

[SSAlexSS]

Thoes statements come from people who have been mislead. I bet your dad does not lift weights.

?What is your age

Actually he does use a machine from time to time and eat cheesecakes...


But when he had few dumbells many years ago , when he was 20. He was ripped mofo at like 190+ pounds..... While being a university teacher...

I hope my genetics aren't all that bad..... After all, he is my father.

 

[Nickerbocker]

Tx that was the funniest thing i have read on this board yet...high five.

 

[Winstrol the Pooh]

Man, I have people in my family or friends who make comments like your dad does all the time. It just shows how little they really know in regards to bodybuilding. I just overlook them and realize where they are coming from-with no background whatsoever in what they are discussing. It's funny, but I find people love to talk the most about shit they know the least information about.

 

[haxedout]

LOL, my dad makes some dumb comments a well, but hell nthing that bad...LOL

 

[SSAlexSS]

LOL, my dad makes some dumb comments a well, but hell nthing that bad...LOL

What does he say?

Hey we should make a list about "100 dumbest sayings about bodybuilding..." or soemthing like that.

 

[The_Eviscerator]

Kick your dad's ass and take his wallet. I tried it with my dad, but since he was a Green Beret he sort of fucked me up. I figured because he was drunk I could get him.

 

[Frackal]

Your dad is a player hater.

 

[Cleaner]

Stand your ground with fact.
Muscular guys are slow.......did you see the guys in the 100yard at the last Olympic.......yeah big dude....slow never.

That or just shut and let him feel he has the upper hand.

 

[danielson]

my dad got worried about me taking flax oil, and accused me of thaking somthing i had nio idea about the risks of and not knowing what was good for my health....this from a man who consumes double the calories i eat clean in saturated fats

i then explain about what flax oil does, how it works and how it comes from a seed. he then goes into ignore everything my son tries to tell me because i am a stubborn ass, and then says, well i hope you know what ur doing.

its not a huge problem, as i get older i have to learn to cope with my parents senility....its just frustraing at times

same thing happens wityh protein, carbs, multivits, fish oils.....when i first bought a set of sumbells he laughed saying ill alwways be skinny and ill give up within a week....now he freaks out when i wanna join a gym 6 months later. he then points to the exercise bike and the set of now woefully ligt dumbells and proclaims 'arent they enough?'

or my friend. back when we were in school, he was a pot bellied (i dont lie) 11 stone, i a ripped 9. now he asks my weight. i say 12.5 stone. he laughs, says hes 12.5/13 stone and says hes always been that (said the same at 11.5).....he hasnt been to the gym in 3 years and proclaims that 1 tiring day he spent picking shells on the shore built him up and he;s naturally built, his friends rip on him for being a fat lazy chump who never exercise....he's a good bloke, but hes threatened by my growth so i am delibrately coy about it. once i acidentally put my arm on the desk (i was only 15" then, not much more now) and he freaked, kept asking to see my biceps. then he asked to see the weight i was curling and almost broke his back getting it up, the started profusely smiling...i dunno why he bothers, i hope he understands that im gonna build a little muscle over 6 months of going to the gym religiously, and that if he;s 13 stone at 5"7, hes probably got a cholesterol problem!

or the other rfriend who says protein is all u gotta eat to get big, but wontb listen when i say move of machines, lower your reps, eat more....he says he ate tons of protein yeaterday, i ask what, he says 2 pieces of chicken from KFC ....

after venting all that in summary its far easier to not discuss bodybuilding with anyone in briain as its soooo unpopular. i train alone, and just smile if a friend asks how o got that big.....now everyone thinks i was 12.5 stones in school when i was 9....its really quite funny that taking bodybuilding is seen as hardcore, how protein is seen as steroid taking and how all bodybuilders just bicep curl and bench press (on machines )

 

[solidspine]

Hey relax, I'm sure your dad loves you,

there are a million guys out there that don't even know who there father is, or worst, he beats the shit out them every waking moment of the day.

I think you got a great dad!

 

[ciscokid1]

Tell him you are getting this way for him.....something like this "now dad wouldnt, you like to have me come down to the old folks home and knock out that asshole janitor breaking in your room at night and stealing money out of your wallet" .......Anyone else hear that one from an old altimerzs (sp?) relative?

 

[madbomber31]

i believe you meant to say...

"my dad and i"...

 

[supersonica]

dude, your dad's fuckin with you, my old man used to try the same shit. but wait, i almost forgot-fuck off you little prick, you have waisted my time! heh