wife's friends

[timtim]

went to a party for one of her friends yesterday. got her second or third masters and this one moves her into an executive status or something, it seemed really serious.

turned out to be a pool party. about a dozen hot ass chicks over 25 and under 30 - all single so the bitches are obviously crazy as hell - in bikinis just hanging like its all cool with the aunts, uncles, counsins, and kids all over the place.

i never knew my wife had such an abundance of extremely beatiful friends.

i came prepared though, had my gucci sunglasses on so no getting caught looking. the only bad part was my wife would not let me take my shirt off (completely 100% obvious i am geared up and personally i didnt want the stares or comments either, it wasnt the type of crowd where i would look normal, every other dude looked like the gym was a foreign topic). best decision ever. i sat in lounge chair and stared at the pool area for over 3 hours. fantastic day.

 

[string_bean00]

lol @ juicing and not wanting to take your shirt off


what the fuck is the point? take pride in steroid comments

 

[string_bean00]

and lol @ your wife not "letting" you take your shirt off


whipped sonofabitch

 

[Smurfy]

lol @ juicing and not wanting to take your shirt off

that's what he gets for a) having a wife and b) letting her tell him what to do and c) him listening.

 

[timtim]

and lol @ your wife not "letting" you take your shirt off


whipped sonofabitch

its true.

 

[bw1]

Pull the shirt off bro

 

[timtim]

that's what he gets for a) having a wife and b) letting her tell him what to do and c) him listening.

youre sort of right.

i have been really self concious of the body though lately, it is more stigmatizing than anything. i got a new job and when i came in casual clothes my new boss made a comment about my size. it was a compliment but still, id rather no one notice anymore.

 

[string_bean00]

i always pump gas, go through drivethroughs, and any other activity that allows it, whilst shirtless

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

that's what he gets for a) having a wife and b) letting her tell him what to do and c) him listening.

Yes dear.

 

[Smurfy]

Yes dear.

Lumberg is that you?

 

[timtim]

i always pump gas, go through drivethroughs, and any other activity that allows it, whilst shirtless

up till 25 i had the same mentality for sure. my wife used to love it too, thats why she came up to me and asked me out initially. but over the last bunch of years its too obvious at times and with my career any rumors will crush me. my boss had me due a workshop with a department prior to starting. one of the woman there asked in a sarcastic tone if i worked out and then sort of giggled. i dont need that.

 

[rudeboyja]

only bad part was my wife would not let me take my shirt off .

Good stuff. but ????

 

[Smurfy]

juicer alert

 

[Bikini Mod]

that's what he gets for a) having a wife and b) letting her tell him what to do and c) him listening.

Agreed - my husband is the shit no doubt.

You motherfuckaz bettah reconayz!!!

 

[Razorguns]

thanks for inviting us cockblocker.

 

[Tytan]

make your woman happy, that`s all.

 

[Sub-Zero]

youre sort of right.

i have been really self concious of the body though lately, it is more stigmatizing than anything. i got a new job and when i came in casual clothes my new boss made a comment about my size. it was a compliment but still, id rather no one notice anymore.

im probably half your size and dont juice, and i still hate comments. i wish people would just let me be jacked in peace

 

[Sub-Zero]

Agreed - my husband is the shit no doubt.

You motherfuckaz bettah reconayz!!!

those are the fakest nipples iv ever seen

 

[Smurfy]

im probably half your size and dont juice, and i still hate comments. i wish people would just let me be jacked in peace

you sound like the chick with fake titties who says she hates all the attention and oogling "I just want to wear my bikini in peace"

 

[Sub-Zero]

you sound like the chick with fake titties who says she hates all the attention and oogling "I just want to wear my bikini in peace"

except you forget that i have very low self esteem and usually take "wow your huge" and similar comments as an attack, not a compliment, especially because the people who say it also call me fat or make fun of how i eat the other half the time

i think people with body image issues take any comments about their physique, no matter what the intent is, as a negative thing

iv only taken my shirt off once this summer cuz my brother wanted me to go to the pool with him

 

[jnevin]

and lol @ your wife not "letting" you take your shirt off


whipped sonofabitch

Bish, as soon as you realize you have a girlfriend, you'll succumb to the whippery.

 

[Gambino]

Bish, as soon as you realize you have a girlfriend, you'll succumb to the whippery.

lol i could see string getting whupped hard
similiar to UA IRon
fug he'll quit juicing the first gal he gets

 

[Sub-Zero]

lol i could see string getting whupped hard
similiar to UA IRon
fug he'll quit juicing the first gal he gets

never

 

[Smurfy]

except you forget that i have very low self esteem and usually take "wow your huge" and similar comments as an attack, not a compliment, especially because the people who say it also call me fat or make fun of how i eat the other half the time

i think people with body image issues take any comments about their physique, no matter what the intent is, as a negative thing

iv only taken my shirt off once this summer cuz my brother wanted me to go to the pool with him

i admit i did not take kindly to constant inquiries about how much do I bench, am I a bodybuilder, powerlifter, can I kick ass, and the endless looks like "yeah that dyke is on steroids loook at her, her delts put mine to shame",

It made me uncomfortable. Now Im just fat.

 

[Sub-Zero]

i admit i did not take kindly to constant inquiries about how much do I bench, am I a bodybuilder, powerlifter, can I kick ass, and the endless looks like "yeah that dyke is on steroids loook at her, her delts put mine to shame",

It made me uncomfortable. Now Im just fat.

at least you can blend in with the crowd easier

we should meatup and do some pushpresses sometime

 

[jnevin]

i admit i did not take kindly to constant inquiries about how much do I bench, am I a bodybuilder, powerlifter, can I kick ass, and the endless looks like "yeah that dyke is on steroids loook at her, her delts put mine to shame",

It made me uncomfortable. Now Im just fat.

That's really the only way to show them...

 

[bigmann245]

she just didnt want the other hot chicks googling all over you. shit, when im in season i flaunt it no matter what. she loves to show me off too. its a win win situation over here.

 

[string_bean00]

Bish, as soon as you realize you have a girlfriend, you'll succumb to the whippery.

def not my gf, she went on sat to some club looking all slutted out. i loled, and said have fun. probably fugged some other dude.

lol i could see string getting whupped hard
similiar to UA IRon
fug he'll quit juicing the first gal he gets

admittedly i was whipped once by a girl in high school/early college, but never since