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why you shouldnt smoke crack...

Liftbig

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i was telling spatts about my dream this afternoon....

liftbig: speaking of gay, i had another weird dream
liftbig: im walking through town, and my parents come out from behind some bushes and suprise me with birthday presents, then when im opening the presents they disintegrate into pixie dust in my hands, i look up like wtf, and my parents are running down the street laughing
liftbig: then i turn around and decide to walk home, i get about 20 feet and there is a bridge to cross, and as i cross it its like the floor in the indiana jones movie, where he has to spell JAWEH
liftbig: so i get past that and i walk into a huge rose bushe, and theres like 6 thorns in my arm, so im like, damnit, and pull the thorns out
liftbig: then i walk into another one
liftbig: i get that taken care of and i see what looks like small puppies running to me
liftbig: im like cool, ill play with the puppies
liftbig: puppies are cute right?
liftbig: not these puppies, they were actually baby wolverines, and they start clawing mem but they have no claws, so im i laugh and kick one of them.
liftbig: then mommy comes out, and shes huge, its like the seen from THE hulk were he fights the dog
liftbig: so i beat the giant mother wolverine to death
liftbig: then theres like this big shiny thing and i warp to somewhere else
liftbig: its me and every one from westside
liftbig: we are at an indoor football feild practicing football
liftbig: then the place turns into a huge diving facility, and lou gets this great idea that will cure his ailments and allow him to get under a squat bar again
liftbig: he sets up a bucked to sit in, with chains attached to the high dive, he gets in the bucket and runs off the platform....
liftbig: then i wake up


anyways, long fucked up story short, i woke up before i could find out if the bucket trick would work :mad:

do you guys know how to apply this to rehab or prehab, or have i started to subconciously smoke crack?
 
NWinters said:
I noticed that alot of people who smoke crack look like they have a bad case of crack whore mouth.


Why do you know so many people that smoke crack?
 
NWinters said:
My GF's mom smokes it. And I watch those crack whore specials on HBO.

so your the charter member of crackwhoreconfessionals.com

whatever floats your boat man, i dont think any less of you becuase of it.....honestly
 
Liftbig said:


so your the charter member of crackwhoreconfessionals.com

whatever floats your boat man, i dont think any less of you becuase of it.....honestly

I hope you dont think im serious (except for the part about my GF's mom..thats thr honest truth) I just wanted to make a joke about it.
 
Well I have a neighbor that sells it and one down the street that buys it, and you don't resemble any of them lol. Seriously haha.
 
lol that is some fucked up shit. oh well, i had a dream one time i was a P&J sandwich and my g/f had magicly gained 300lbs and was trying to eat me. Now thats fucked up.


Kc
 
XtremePowerLifter2000 said:
lol that is some fucked up shit. oh well, i had a dream one time i was a P&J sandwich and my g/f had magicly gained 300lbs and was trying to eat me. Now thats fucked up.


Kc

kyle..step away from the crack..
 
Re: Re: why you shouldnt smoke crack...

JOKER47 said:


Sorry....I stopped reading after that part........




Joker
LMAO

let me explaim.... before that i was talking about one of my classes that i hate
 
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