Everyone needs to shut their traps and stop exchanging the 4th grade playground comments and sophmoric insults. Turn off the computer and go step outside into the real world and take a deep breath.
Now either go post something interesting, useful, funny -- something worth reading -- or go take a break from the board. It's obvious that no one here is capable of making a witty or humorous insult/flame worth reading for anyone else's entertainment.
Nothing's going to come of this thread, so I'm locking it.
HTH