DAMN Bill!!! I've karma'd myself out, but I'd give you K just for confessing to that
Seriously, sounds like something from COPS.
That's okay, I (inadvertently) sort of kind of caused my ex to land his a** in jail overnight, too, when he uhh, sort of uhh, beat up the guy I was kind of sort of having an affair with ...

oh, and the other spent the night in the hospital. His wife was kind of pissed at me.
It's all okay, now, though because I fixed the first one up with his future wife (who is one hundred times the bitch I ever was), before divorcing him, and married the second one