Why men like Dodge drucks...

[dabuffguy]

Is it "manly" to stand in front of a gas pump

hell yeah it is.


1) "look at my 13 mpg ride bitches, you know you love it. fuck"

vs.

1) "Oh, yeah. I like to save the environment ya know.... I've gone green and I get 40mpg in this puppy. Fun little thing too."


1 = manly

2= pussy douchebag mo. (i'm just yanking your noodle)

 

[Mr. dB]

What's a Dodge Druck?

something to avoid

 

[DannoMight]

thats awesome

 

[goin on 4T]

Even a dump truck is more manly than a yaris

 

[digimon7068]

my buddy's truck got destroyed in a hit and run when he was in grad school at lsu. . .so. . .he gets his insurance money and goes out looking for a replacement. . .he finds a dodge ram that he kind of likes. . .takes it out and drives it around a little, then goes back to talk turkey with the dealer. . .the dealer is this older gentleman with a thick cajun accent and he says to my buddy. . ."son, driving a dodge is like fucking a fat chick, everyone does it once in a while, but nobody likes to talk about it". . .he bought a chevy. . .

 

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my buddy's truck got destroyed in a hit and run when he was in grad school at lsu. . .so. . .he gets his insurance money and goes out looking for a replacement. . .he finds a dodge ram that he kind of likes. . .takes it out and drives it around a little, then goes back to talk turkey with the dealer. . .the dealer is this older gentleman with a thick cajun accent and he says to my buddy. . ."son, driving a dodge is like fucking a fat chick, everyone does it once in a while, but nobody likes to talk about it". . .he bought a chevy. . .

That guy needs to go back to sales school. I love my GMC. I was going to trade it in on a Aveo. But I just couldn't bring myself to do it. God bless my brother for talking me down off the ledge.

 

[digimon7068]

That guy needs to go back to sales school. I love my GMC. I was going to trade it in on a Aveo. But I just couldn't bring myself to do it. God bless my brother for talking me down off the ledge.

that guy sold him a chevy. . .and probably for more money. . .i'm guessing they taught him that in sales school. . .

 

[Chrisco915]

I was going to say because men like feeling...."Like a Rock"...but then I realized that was Chevy.