Why live in girlfriends fuck houseguests?

[-SD-]

I could die in a car accident tomorrow, but it doesnt keep me from driving.

 

[Frackal]

98.6 percent of girls are

 

[ThePolishHammer]

Thats not funny bro.

haha... yes it is

 

[FreakMonster]

Basically the key in a relationship with a woman is to expect that she will eventually cheat on you so you wont be surprised when she does. This is honestly how I will be approaching my relationships until experience tells me differently

Good line of thinking there. Another approach you can take is cheat on her first at the beginning of the relationship so if she decides she wants to cheat on you it won't hurt you as bad because you've already cheated. I found out an ex cheated on me and when she told me it didn't faze me because I was already one up on her. I told her I cheated on her first and she was devasted. Bitch learned her lesson the right way.

 

[biteme]

When the cat's away the mouse will play. Statistics (which Btw, I don't put much faith in) claim that about 50% of married people will have at least one occurrence of cheating. Now you know that better looking people are going to have more oppurtunities to cheat. So if it's 50% overall, the number will be higher for attractive people. Experience has taught me, that when there's an oppurtunity and the circumstances are right many people will succumb to the tempations when they normally would not. I'll compare it to a bag of Dorito's. I don't keep that kind of food in my house because I know eventually I can't fight the tempation to scarf the whole bag. Yes, the arabs are onto something with the women. But that's not really fair is it. Men cheat as much if not more.

 

[fogg88]

I know it's not a situation to joke about, but this whole thing totally reminded me of a really old song:

If You Wanna Be Happy
Jimmy Soul

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Sax solo

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Spoken:
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

 

[biteme]

I can vouch for that brother. I've been in love twice. Both times with very attractive women. They both ripped my heart to shreds. Me ex-wife cheated on me and left me for a guy 10 years younger. He broke up with her, but I doubt she hurt that long, she can get a guy without even trying because of her looks. Life is not fair.

 

[HulkRow]

just bring home a girl houseguest. you wont complain if your girl fucks her will you?