Why lift?

[Peyote Killa]

Some guy at the gym the other day stopped me in the middle of my fucking work out and asked me to spot him. Being the nice guy I am I told him to fuck off. Of course he got upset, so then I proceeded to whip his ass. After it was all said and done I realized that it was Wodin! So now I am asking myself why the fuck do people work out and lift weights. I mean we have all seen what Wodin looks like, he is fucking huge. Too bad though he can't hold his own when it comes down to the nitty gritty.
O well, so for all you fuckers who are lifting weights on a daily basis, it would be wise for you to stop before some little shit in YOUR gym decides it's time for your ass to get romped.
Fucking pussies!!!!!

 

[The Terminator]

If you think people lift weights so they can beat the shit out of others you have some major growing up to do. Besides didn't you know that fighting went out long ago and was replaced with guys pulling guns on one another.

 

[WODIN]

Since when did you asking to suck my dick qualify as an "ass whoopin". Dat's right I said Whoopin!

As I recall The conversation went like this...

W: Hey PK put down those pink weights for a minute and spot me on this.

PK: W I can not possibly spot that much weight. It's bigger than my car wit my fat ass girl friend in it.

W: Damn, You look jacked, what is it with you?

PK: Sorry man, really, can I suck your dick instead?

W: You know I only allow Jenna, Sydney or Aria to suck my tool!

Pk: Well, how about I carry your extra plates around for you?

W: Okay, but don't hit on any of my porn bitches!

 

[DR. NOE]

Funny shit.

 

[havoc]

Peyote is playing a game he is not yet familiar with, I mean the guy just learned how to log on to a computer for fucks sake. Time my man, time.

 

[WODIN]

Peyote is playing a game he is not yet familiar with, I mean the guy just learned how to log on to a computer for fucks sake. Time my man, time.

LOL!!!

Peyote does have talent and with your supreme guidance I am sure he will develop into a first class wad swisher.

*Note I better get at least a good two sentance flame for that one! WORD!!!

 

[havoc]

Obviously the wooden plate in your head has taken its toll, and so have the termites.

 

[WODIN]

Obviously the wooden plate in your head has taken its toll, and so have the termites.

Wooden..biatch..my plate is 14 karate gold with diamon studs. I got more bling bling up in my cap than most boyz have on dem grills!

 

[havoc]

Man, you don't seem Amish at all.

 

[WODIN]

Man, you don't seem Amish at all.

It's this new Quaker Oats stuff man. It's like main lining da oats! My horses are being reshoed with diamon encrusted shoes. My buggy is getting dubs and a big ass base speaker thing in the back.