Why Lift Weights Choppers Get You More Chicks Than You Can Imagine.

[Tarheel]

I still call a chopper a chopper, I dont call a crotch rocket a chopper though.

 

[WODIN]

If you're a redneck on a chopper do you shoot yourself?

 

[TxArmyGuy]

whats holding me back is $$ not from having to hold back but Lack of Credit

Since the only credit I have is a little credit card the military px gave me

I'm trying to buy some cheap vehicle now that I can ge a personal loan for and pay off over the next 6months so I can get a loan possibly this summer for a better bike

I can't rely straight on a bike for transportation up here...winter time you can't drive it period, and waiting around for a ride has made life tough for me here...Finding some cheap 1k or $500 piece of shit is just about impossible...I dont know why but I can't find anythign that cheap here...

 

[curling]

If you're a redneck on a chopper do you shoot yourself?

Sheesh I guess they would. That is too funny of a thought.

TX Army Dude where do you live bro? Are you really not in the Texas Army or what? I think that is too cool we have our own army.

 

[TxArmyGuy]

nope I'm representing the other army...I'm up in the Anchorage Alaska Area

Perhaps Heading back to Texas in the next year or so to go back to college or worst case after 3 years before I can go back home for a college stint

 

[curling]

nope I'm representing the other army...I'm up in the Anchorage Alaska Area

Perhaps Heading back to Texas in the next year or so to go back to college or worst case after 3 years before I can go back home for a college stint

Anchorage ooooohhh that sounds cold. Forget the bike you need a snowmobile to pick up chicks with.

 

[TxArmyGuy]

yep but you cant drive them 90% of the places on a military post...DAMN the TREE HUGGIN HIPPIES of ALASKA

I swear the tree huggers make this place hell...You can put a motorized boat into the ponds on post, you can Ride Bicycles in over half the land here, meaning no atv's dirtbikes...heaven forbid you get caught driving your personal vehicle off some of the little paths

This is fucking alaska so a normal person would expect to be able to drive off into the wilderness...Ahhh no, not happening

 

[fogg88]

I'll give it a try. Now this is not my bike mine is a different color and has more radical pipes but this is basically it.
http://www.bigboyztoyzinc.com/lowblowchopper.html

Hey Curling, is your bike a Bourget?

 

[FLASHMAN1]

I'd rather have something that can go and stop and turn...........and doesn't vibrate my nuts into numbness.

but that's just me, and the women and guys love it too.

Go, stop, and turn, that's all, huh??? lol... Well, when my chopper is finished, I'll race ANY crotch rocket in the 1/4, and I bet I'll dust 9 out of 10... That being said, I agree, girls like crotch rockets too. The difference is, the girls you pick up on your rocket are just old enough to get you arrested for statutory rape...lol Seriously though, I've ridden both, and Harleys get more attention any way you slice it....

 

[HS Lifter]

How fast will your bike do the quarter mile in when its finished?

Hopefully less then 10 seconds.