why is it that when you're committed/married...

[decem]

women start coming out of the fucking woodwork??

seriously.. the more i draw near to signing my bachelordome away.. the more women i could be fucking...

there's this one in my office.. 19 y/o.. killer body.. and has seriously got the hots for me..

there's another phillipino chick that works at the "asian chao" spot in the mall that wants to jump my bones.. (i'm going there today for some free sesame chicken)..

there's some hotty in my bus. law class that's been dropping signs left and right...



and they just keep coming.. what the fuck is it????

is it cuz i walk with more confidence? cuz women are the last thing on my mind and that shows and then they're more intrigued? or just pure chance?

actually.. i know it's not just chance.. cuz the shit's happened before.. i mean think about it.. the same happens to every guy doesn't it? whenever they get a girlfriend.. the women start flocking to them.. right? right??







fuck i'm bored

 

[The Shadow]

True - happened/happens with me a lot

 

[WormAAA77]

True - happened/happens with me a lot

Were you in the movie Remember the Titans? no this isn't a joke either. I remember about a year ago I thought I saw a post where someone said you played the cop in there, but they were probably joking.

 

[Peyote Killa]

BRO, it's Ohio, I'm telling you.

Every place I went in that state, I could have gotten laid. The women their just want to fuck, and it's cuz of the states environment, they are just so damn depressed they just want to fuck, and feel better.

Thats how I saw it at least

 

[WODIN]

BRO, it's Ohio, I'm telling you.

Every place I went in that state, I could have gotten laid. The women their just want to fuck, and it's cuz of the states environment, they are just so damn depressed they just want to fuck, and feel better.

Thats how I saw it at least

ROAD TRIP!!!!

 

[The Shadow]

Were you in the movie Remember the Titans? no this isn't a joke either. I remember about a year ago I thought I saw a post where someone said you played the cop in there, but they were probably joking.

Yeah - most got axed out.

Had a pretty good little screen time in Passing Glory with ANdre Braugher and Rip Torn though

 

[decem]

so what is it?

increased pheramones? don't they increase they more you fuck?

is the increased confidence that brings them to us?

is it the way i don't really give a fuck anymore.. and i show them i don't give a fuck?

why can't we show this same confidence when we're without s/o or not married?

 

[WODIN]

I've seen corn in Remember The Titans....His best work though was in High School Cheer Leader Masacar Part XVIII

 

[Peyote Killa]

ROAD TRIP!!!!

OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

I'm down, we will get laid every night we are there, I garuntee it. I was there three nights, one of them was a wedding, but the first night I got head, and the next night I got laid. IT WAS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[decem]

OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

I'm down, we will get laid every night we are there, I garuntee it. I was there three nights, one of them was a wedding, but the first night I got head, and the next night I got laid. IT WAS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it was the accent...

bitches up here aren't all that bright... and they'll fuck anyone with an accent...

 

[Peyote Killa]

Maybe you are right, actually I know that you are right, they both told me. They both said that they loved the fact that I was from TEXAS and that I had a hint of a southern accent. Either way I got laid, by an extremely hot Asain chick, who works at some mall. She told me to call her kitty too, cuz I told her that I didn't want to know her real name.

 

[georgie24]

BRO, it's Ohio, I'm telling you.

Every place I went in that state, I could have gotten laid. The women their just want to fuck, and it's cuz of the states environment, they are just so damn depressed they just want to fuck, and feel better.

Thats how I saw it at least

IM WITH WODIN!!!

 

[decem]

Re: Re: why is it that when you're committed/married...

You should tell these guys that you are spoken for already.

ok.. i'll tell them that just because they can technically get in the men's room with me.. it doesn't follow that they can hold my unit when i pee...

think they'll get the drift then?

 

[Norman Bates]

and they'll fuck anyone with an accent...

Now that sends me packing

 

[Immortal Juicer]

I fucked this mexican chick behind a 7-11 once. Mexican, puerto rican, some shit.

She didnt speak english, but she understood dick!

 

[polarpixie]

I fucked this mexican chick behind a 7-11 once. Mexican, puerto rican, some shit.

She didnt speak english, but she understood dick!

What is wrong with you??? That is so nasty. Do you feel proud of yourself for saying shit like that?

 

[JayBro]

remember people

If you are not cheating, you are cheating yourself.

 

[decem]

What is wrong with you??? That is so nasty. Do you feel proud of yourself for saying shit like that?

people who live in glass houses should not throw stones missy..


you know you've busted up a dude or two behind a 7-11 or piggly wiggly...


you ain't got to lie pixie..

you ain't got to lie..

 

[polarpixie]

people who live in glass houses should not throw stones missy..


you know you've busted up a dude or two behind a 7-11 or piggly wiggly...


you ain't got to lie pixie..

you ain't got to lie..

That's why I am so mad because that's me he is talking about!





I don't know why he had to go and crud up this thread like that with that kind of talk.

 

[decem]

That's why I am so mad because that's me he is talking about!





I don't know why he had to go and crud up this thread like that with that kind of talk.

am i sensing some hostility towards immortal juicer.. perhaps some that is arising out of some other issue.. besides that which presented itself on this thread?

 

[polarpixie]

am i sensing some hostility towards immortal juicer.. perhaps some that is arising out of some other issue.. besides that which presented itself on this thread?

I just told you, that was me he was talking about!!! lol.

NO, Dr. Freud, I have no ill feelings towards impotent juicer (jk ), I really don't know that much about him at al. I just thought that was a really disgusting and cocky thing to say for several reasons I don't think I need to spell out. The only issue that I have about that is the complete utter disrespect he has for sex and women. I would have been just as disgusted if a woman made that same statement about some guy.


BACK TO TOPIC: I think it's a combination of the way you carry yourself when you are committed. You're not as worried as much about how you act around the opposite sex, because you are not worried about if you are going to be able to get them into bed or not, so you end up being more open and friendly, as well as confident, which all equals sexy and more attractive.

 

[PlateheadJim]

women start coming out of the fucking woodwork??

seriously.. the more i draw near to signing my bachelordome away.. the more women i could be fucking...

there's this one in my office.. 19 y/o.. killer body.. and has seriously got the hots for me..

there's another phillipino chick that works at the "asian chao" spot in the mall that wants to jump my bones.. (i'm going there today for some free sesame chicken)..

there's some hotty in my bus. law class that's been dropping signs left and right...



and they just keep coming.. what the fuck is it????

is it cuz i walk with more confidence? cuz women are the last thing on my mind and that shows and then they're more intrigued? or just pure chance?

actually.. i know it's not just chance.. cuz the shit's happened before.. i mean think about it.. the same happens to every guy doesn't it? whenever they get a girlfriend.. the women start flocking to them.. right? right??

fuck i'm bored

Funny you should mention this.. I've done years of careful research on this matter with two test groups, myself with no wedding ring, and myself with a wedding ring...

To summarize and not bore you with the lengthy peer reviewed University Studied Research Paper I imagined myself creating:

I've found that I get more chicks without my wedding ring, perioid. I've found as I've grown older and actually become successful in the corporate arena the "give my your cock" or the "If you would cum in my mouth I'd be most grateful" looks have increased dramatically. I've also noticed the majority of the girls that are doing this are about 19 or so... When I was in college it was the opposite, 27-31 year old women where prime targets for me..

So, I believe it's age and the look of success and confidence..

 

[decem]

I just told you, that was me he was talking about!!! lol.

NO, Dr. Freud, I have no ill feelings towards impotent juicer (jk ), I really don't know that much about him at al. I just thought that was a really disgusting and cocky thing to say for several reasons I don't think I need to spell out. The only issue that I have about that is the complete utter disrespect he has for sex and women. I would have been just as disgusted if a woman made that same statement about some guy.


BACK TO TOPIC: I think it's a combination of the way you carry yourself when you are committed. You're not as worried as much about how you act around the opposite sex, because you are not worried about if you are going to be able to get them into bed or not, so you end up being more open and friendly, as well as confident, which all equals sexy and more attractive.

alright.. point taken.. but why did you take offense to only IJ's comments and none of the other turds'?

i agree completely with you.. and i'm sure that's what it is.. and it's that same damn confidence that i get when i'm with her that gets me in trouble.. due to its effect on the opposite sex..

also.. i'm the type that plays things safe.. so.. keeping that in mind.. how could one maintain such behaviors/mannerisms when one is not in a committed relationship.. you know... in case i should ever not be in one again??





platehead.. so.. are you married or did you just wear a wedding ring to conduct your experiment?

 

[polarpixie]

alright.. point taken.. but why did you take offense to only IJ's comments and none of the other turds'?

Good point decem. I had to think about that for a second. Up to the point I made that comment, the only other comments that I could have taken to be straight out crude and disrespectful was Peyote's, but I know him a little bit, and what he said was just kind of a funny theory. On the other hand, I took Juicer's statement to be disrespecful against sex, women, AND immigrants. Bet you didn't think you'd get a long answer out of that one!

also.. i'm the type that plays things safe.. so.. keeping that in mind.. how could one maintain such behaviors/mannerisms when one is not in a committed relationship.. you know... in case i should ever not be in one again??

LOL. Aren't you normally sexy and confident when you're not in a relationship lip stick?

 

[PlateheadJim]

platehead.. so.. are you married or did you just wear a wedding ring to conduct your experiment?

Yeah, but sometimes I forget...

 

[Longhorn85]

so what is it?

increased pheramones? don't they increase they more you fuck?

is the increased confidence that brings them to us?

is it the way i don't really give a fuck anymore.. and i show them i don't give a fuck?

why can't we show this same confidence when we're without s/o or not married?

Just wait until you get hitched and wear that ring. The longer you stay married (and keep yourself looking good) the worse (better?) it gets. It's as if women can sense that you

A. Have nothing to gain by talking to them, so you're probably sincere

B. Know how to fuck and please a woman

C. Can possibly offer them "no strings" sex

D. Don't get nervous around women like some guys on the make do

 

[Immortal Juicer]

Good point decem. I had to think about that for a second. Up to the point I made that comment, the only other comments that I could have taken to be straight out crude and disrespectful was Peyote's, but I know him a little bit, and what he said was just kind of a funny theory. On the other hand, I took Juicer's statement to be disrespecful against sex, women, AND immigrants. Bet you didn't think you'd get a long answer out of that one!

LOL. Aren't you normally sexy and confident when you're not in a relationship lip stick?

I just made that shit up, too. I scanned over the thread, saw the words chick, commitment, and accent and came up the most ignorant little story I could come up with, since I thought Decem told me to respond to his thread, his other thread.

 

[velvett]

Ahh, because you are more relaxed, not looking for romance or companionship and you don't give off that, "Am I really such a loser because I'm the only single person in a 30 mile radius" vibe we tend to give off when you're "single and looking" for the right one.

Either that or natural is just cruel.




Ever notice that all your ex's and any crush you have ever had will ALWAYS be after your ass when you have a body to go home to and curl up to?



ah well.

 

[polarpixie]

I just made that shit up, too. I scanned over the thread, saw the words chick, commitment, and accent and came up the most ignorant little story I could come up with, since I thought Decem told me to respond to his thread, his other thread.

YOU BASTARD! You're lucky I was only mad for a second.

Either that or natural is just cruel.




Ever notice that all your ex's and any crush you have ever had will ALWAYS be after your ass when you have a body to go home to and curl up to?



ah well.

I think it's just life's cruel joke!

 

[decem]

LOL. Aren't you normally sexy and confident when you're not in a relationship lip stick?

yeah... but not nearly as much as i am when i'm with someone..

prolly cuz i know that i know that if i fuck up my "move" on the one i'm talking to.. i'm still going to go home and get some ass... but then when i have no ass to go home to.. and the ass i'm talking to is the only single ass in a 30 mile radius.. and if i fuck up with that ass then i'm gonna be only imagining that ass instead of dealing with it firsthand.. then the pressure is on to get the ass.. and i turn into a character from revenge of the nerds..

of course.. this isn't the same with the ass i work with.. as i get to deal with them on a face to face basis every day.. and then they get a chance to see the real me in different situations than just trying to pick them up.. then they chase me..

but i'm not currently in such working conditions... and even if i was.. i wouldn't act on it..




ttlpkg......... great words man.. right on the dot..