why I like woodyo best

[shirlene29]

real talk...no that's what I like best, he's real and keeping it real

genuine nice guy, no games-no bullshit
If Im mia...asks if I'm ok..Ive been thinking about this one and no one else asks...not in real life or virtual life. I think that's kind of shitty so it's nice that someone notices if I'm behaving out of character.

he's unabashed ...ok, so I'd rather not hear about bathroom stories from uhm, everyone actually but I'm pretty sick of people that worry about what everyone else thinks of every detail of their existence
who fucking cares! no one else is living your life.

he doesn't bitch at me about my faults. Look I'm a pretty insecure girl..I don't need someone ELSE to nag me all the time about my many faults. I have my neurotic mother for that.

Life has kicked this dude in the fucking teeth and he doesn't bitch about it. It doesn't define him. Thats refreshing.

there's more...but that's my start of an appreciation thread

 

[youpissmeoff]

Crushed

Woody is good Mexican - real talk!! Wait is this a woody appreciation thread?

 

[shirlene29]

YES

and you arent crushed...pfft

 

[Headholio]

I agree he seems to be a good guy.

 

[smurf2]

Holy eflirt alert batman

 

[zwhit]

woody's a good bro. one of the best.

 

[smurf2]

Shirls you'll have to fight Chris for Woody

 

[Headholio]

Holy eflirt alert batman

It is kind of steamy in here.

 

[wootoom]

arent you married?

 

[SouthernLord]

This thread needs pics of my crotch bulge

 

[PICK3]

real talk...no that's what I like best, he's real and keeping it real

genuine nice guy, no games-no bullshit
If Im mia...asks if I'm ok..Ive been thinking about this one and no one else asks...not in real life or virtual life. I think that's kind of shitty so it's nice that someone notices if I'm behaving out of character.

he's unabashed ...ok, so I'd rather not hear about bathroom stories from uhm, everyone actually but I'm pretty sick of people that worry about what everyone else thinks of every detail of their existence
who fucking cares! no one else is living your life.

he doesn't bitch at me about my faults. Look I'm a pretty insecure girl..I don't need someone ELSE to nag me all the time about my many faults. I have my neurotic mother for that.

Life has kicked this dude in the fucking teeth and he doesn't bitch about it. It doesn't define him. Thats refreshing.

there's more...but that's my start of an appreciation thread

your taste is suspect


knot really, I like him too




no homo though!

 

[Captain FT]

I like woody but I do recall sending you a PM asking if everything is ok when I recently came back and saw you were leaving. I also recall I got you to come back. Bish betta recognize sucka!!!

 

[-SD-]

Cool fucking e-story

 

[Captain FT]

Two more Eddie.

 

[-SD-]

I think i can take you

Keep looking

 

[Captain FT]

It's not that hard for me to give him the wrong advices.

 

[nangiggles]

I gave up on asking you how you are cuz you never answer my texts back

This thread needs pics of my crotch bulge

 

[WoodyO]

Life kicked me in the teeth? Fuck, I'm depressed now.

 

[C0LUMB0]

Any man that has a PWO beer instead of a phaggotty protein shake - gets my vote.

Have you tried that Bulmers Irish cider bro ?...its rocket fuel.

 

[mustang_00]

i'll make my decision once i have 22's in hand...

 

[Captain FT]

Any man that has a PWO beer instead of a phaggotty protein shake - gets my vote.

Have you tried that Bulmers Irish cider bro ?...its rocket fuel.

Bulmers is all the rage in the UK.

 

[shirlene29]

Life kicked me in the teeth? Fuck, I'm depressed now.

thats what you picked out of that???!

 

[youpissmeoff]

thats what you picked out of that???!

He's a dick

 

[mistaballoonhands]

I'll fucking cut you bitch.

 

[cindylou]

nice love letter

do me next?

 

[digimon7068]

he's a big man in my church

 

[SouthernLord]

Woodyo fucking pisses me off. Fuming.

 

[-SD-]

It has to be quiet in here, like a church

 

[jnevin]

Woodrow is one of my faves. Even more so now.

 

[pdaddyII]

Is this a serious thread?

 

[bigbassturd]

I'd do him so hard

 

[pdaddyII]

Pervert

 

[C0LUMB0]

I'd do him so hard

real talk !

 

[miplank]

Woodrow is one of my faves. Even more so now.

Oolololololololollolololololloololollololololololololololololollolololoolooooolololololololo

 

[-SD-]

Woodrow Wilson was a good president i heard

 

[jnevin]

Oolololololololollolololololloololollololololololololololololollolololoolooooolololololololo

Real talk

 

[shirlene29]

I gave up on asking you how you are cuz you never answer my texts back

dude, I never get your txts..you gotta be txting the wrong number.

 

[SouthernLord]

Someone call or text me 281-330-8004

 

[ceo]

Someone call or text me 281-330-8004

Mike jones? Dat u?

 

[shirlene29]

I gave up on asking you how you are cuz you never answer my texts back

That reminds me though! I have to update you on that thing. I got an important update yesterday.

 

[WoodyO]

I'd avoid Nan's text's too.

 

[Dial_tone]

Woody....is he the white guy or the other white guy?

 

[mistaballoonhands]

He's more burnt umber

 

[WoodyO]

I'm actually a mutt

 

[wootoom]

I've fucked a couple mutts in my day

 

[SouthernLord]

I've made a living off fucking people other people wouldn't fuck

 

[WoodyO]

I used to fuck people like me in prison

 

[SouthernLord]

Pain don't hurt

 

[wootoom]

I fuck horses

 

[SouthernLord]

Can I Mr. Hands?

 

[digimon7068]

woody is carrying our love child...

 

[AFeedz]

Woodyo is a fat alcoholic.

Kidding.

I like him.

 

[wootoom]

Ahahahahahah

 

[-SD-]

Woodyo is a fat alcoholic.

At least hes not fat

 

[chewyxrage]

so did you cum or what?

 

[C0LUMB0]

I'd avoid Nan's text's too.

i'd avoid them like her roasts.

 

[nangiggles]

Fucking rude

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[C0LUMB0]

Fucking rude

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Fuckin TRUE ! but you're lookin good in the avi

 

[hurricane]

i cried alittle, reading this.

 

[hurricane]

lol.. what a great thread

 

[hurricane]

Pain don't hurt

I like my beers cold and my homosexuals flaming.

 

[EarthRider]

so is shirlz divorced and hooking up with woody, fuck i come back here and missed a lot

 

[Headholio]

so is shirlz divorced and hooking up with woody, fuck i come back here and missed a lot

Who said she's divorced?

 

[Dial_tone]

Black man didn't stand a chance......I'm just saying.

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[goin on 4T]

She just poked her husband in a different thread.
But shirlz is a great person and we appreciate her.

 

[EarthRider]

I think Shirlz is awesome, just wondering what's going on. I thought maybe they moved on cause she's ready to do a meat up with woody

 

[zwhit]

lololololol

 

[WoodyO]

She's ready?

 

[EarthRider]

I think so

She made a thread about you saying she loves you best bro

and all the nudz she sends you should be a sign too

 

[WoodyO]

She sent me newds?

 

[EarthRider]

I was hoping lol

 

[WoodyO]

Earlier today she said she hoped I passed out while smoking a cigar and caught on fire (or something like that ).

 

[shirlene29]

LOLOLOL, thats not what I said and you know it

 

[WoodyO]

That's how I heard it.

 

[shirlene29]

omg...do you wanna drag the whole conversation out here?

 

[Headholio]

Sounds like love to me.

 

[WoodyO]

Shirlene wishing death on me helped sober me up a lil' bit today.

 

[shirlene29]

I didn't wish death on you...and I srsly doubt it sobered you up but at least you hit the gym!

 

[WoodyO]

Actually I feel pretty good right now. And I didn't drink anything today. I was only smoking.

 

[EarthRider]

So Shirlz are you leaving hubby n doing a meat up with woody

Your pics are awesome by the way

 

[WoodyO]

I'm moving to Stepford.

 

[shirlene29]

i'm moving to stepford.

hahahaha

 

[WoodyO]

But I'm not gonna close the bathroom door when I shit.

 

[shirlene29]

then i will close it for you! on your cock if necessary!

 

[WoodyO]

Wow

 

[shirlene29]

wow

<3

 

[nangiggles]

then i will close it for you! on your cock if necessary!

that big huh?!

 

[pdaddyII]

What a fucking mess

 

[WoodyO]

Shirlene stopped talking to me. She must really hate it when I leave the bathroom door open.

 

[miplank]

maybe try lighting a candle

 

[WoodyO]

Maybe I should stop dry-bowling a turd.

 

[miplank]

lol, wtf?

 

[WoodyO]

You know. You go to the bathroom at someone's house, turn off the water to the tank, flush it, then leave a turd in the dry bowl.

 

[miplank]

lmfao...never heard of it.


hahahhahahahahah

 

[miplank]

have you ever actually done that?

 

[bigpokey]

You know. You go to the bathroom at someone's house, turn off the water to the tank, flush it, then leave a turd in the dry bowl.

this is why i like woodyo best

 

[WoodyO]

No, but now that I went to the effort to type it out, I feel obligated to do it at least once.

Either that or an upper decker.

 

[mistaballoonhands]

That's a great idea

 

[miplank]

this is why i like woodyo best

lololololololololol

 

[WoodyO]

Our old receptionist and I once put plastic wrap over the top of the toilet bowls at work. I think all the women caught it, but I know for a fact that we got a couple guys.