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satanic goatslayer
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Carrying on from the other post.
The way their hips crack as you slam them with a hammer
The way they smell after rotting in a compost pile for 3-4.78 days
Looking into their eyes, then shoving your fingers into them and tearing them from their sockets
That special song that just makes you want to sodomize her and throw her into the back of a pickup truck with a starving wolverine
Holding hands and walking down the road, to the dump where you will dispose of her corpse
The subtle ways they improve the duration of a bonfire, due to their higher bodyfat percentages
Eating them with vinegar and capers
Using them as an axe throwing target
When you come home from a hard day at work, and you want to relax, you can always smash their teeth out with a crescent wrench and force them to fellate you
The list goes on and on.
The way their hips crack as you slam them with a hammer
The way they smell after rotting in a compost pile for 3-4.78 days
Looking into their eyes, then shoving your fingers into them and tearing them from their sockets
That special song that just makes you want to sodomize her and throw her into the back of a pickup truck with a starving wolverine
Holding hands and walking down the road, to the dump where you will dispose of her corpse
The subtle ways they improve the duration of a bonfire, due to their higher bodyfat percentages
Eating them with vinegar and capers
Using them as an axe throwing target
When you come home from a hard day at work, and you want to relax, you can always smash their teeth out with a crescent wrench and force them to fellate you
The list goes on and on.
