Why does Stefka like Samoth so much?

[jackangel]

Is it because he's the biggest around here and she gets wet for pocket protectors?

 

[all the whey]

He is smart, but he also has a good sense of humor.

One of the coolest guys here.

 

[nimbus]

green is not a flattering color on you mister

 

[Cal_21]

green is not a flattering color on you mister

LOL@!

 

[all the whey]

He is smart, but he also has a good sense of humor.

One of the coolest guys here.

And, I hear he has a big Cock.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I wonder if they'll book Manowar for the wedding.

 

[nimbus]

all the groomsmen will have to wear loin cloths and ugg boots

 

[Sub-Zero]

He is smart, but he also has a good sense of humor.

One of the coolest guys here.

^^

hes smart as fuck, down to earth as fuck, and a good bro all around!!

 

[puddlemonkey]

He should post in here so I can green him.

 

[Jon79]

Is it because he's the biggest around here and she gets wet for pocket protectors?

though u hated everyone

 

[NickyE3]

He should post in here so I can green him.

He is pry studying for finals

 

[all the whey]

He is pry studying for finals

I bet he is on teh web cam with streka air guitaring in nothing but his Lugs.

 

[jack sparrow]

I bet he is on teh web cam with streka air guitaring in nothing but his Lugs.

^^^ I lollolollloool'd like really hard at this.

 

[all the whey]

^^^ I lollolollloool'd like really hard at this.

It's one of those things that is funny, because there is a good chance it could happen.

 

[jack sparrow]

It's one of those things that is funny, because there is a good chance it could happen.

This I know. Notice how neither one of them can be found at the moment, and this is usually the time when both of them are posting.

 

[all the whey]

This I know. Notice how neither one of them can be found at the moment, and this is usually the time when both of them are posting.

Yep.

I can almost hear Samoth fumbling around trying to open a condom wrapper.

 

[jack sparrow]

Yep.

I can almost hear Samoth fumbling around trying to open a condom wrapper.

That coupled with distinct sound of "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" playing somewhere in the back ground.

 

[Mavafanculo]

That coupled with distinct sound of "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" playing somewhere in the back ground.

She's very talented.

That's one of the hardest songs to Queef.


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[Jon79]

ohhhh look wheo it is mavamanknowitall

 

[Smurfy]

lmao

 

[jack sparrow]

She's very talented.

That's one of the hardest songs to Queef.


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I'm told that the intro to "Over The Hills And Far Away" is equally as difficult.

That would be my Queef pick of the week.

 

[nimbus]

ohhhh look wheo it is mavamanknowitall

i'm more partial to favabeanculo

 

[nimbus]

priest: and do you stefka, take samoth to be your lawfully wedded husband?
stefka: i do
samoth: TITCR
priest: you may kiss the bride
samoth: WTF?!!

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

And, I hear he has a big Cock.

You hear? riiiiiiiight!!

 

[jack sparrow]

LOL

 

[calveless wonder]

because he doesn't try too hard

i love samoth though. he needs to get his dick wet anyways

 

[binö]

has sammy ever been laid?
stefka strikes me as so horny that if you stuck a tack in her she'd blow a female load

 

[Stefka]

has sammy ever been laid?
stefka strikes me as so horny that if you stuck a tack in her she'd blow a female load

WTF?!
I thought I was a good conservative librarian type.

 

[Stefka]

This I know. Notice how neither one of them can be found at the moment, and this is usually the time when both of them are posting.

Fucking finals.
Fuck.

 

[jack sparrow]

Fucking finals.
Fuck.

You two were on the web camz, don't lie.

 

[samoth]

Fucking finals.

TITCR

 

[Stefka]

TITCR

You were awesome on the webcam last night.
I like the new fur boots.

 

[jackangel]

though u hated everyone

not at all. samoth is a real asset to this board. he is unique. just because i rail against a bunch of shitcocks that bring nothing to the place (in my honourable opinion), that doesn't mean i feel the same about everyone else.