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jenscats5
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hop in the fridge & start licking the sleeve the celery comes in every time I open the fridge?? Weird.........
cutiepie04
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jenscats5 said:
Hey, people have fettishes, why cant a cat have one too?
velvett said:
my cat does that too, except tries to stick his fat head in the glass....one time the little shit knocked a glass of water on me when i was sleeping at like 6am......quite a rude awakening...i could feel the cold water creeping into my sheets and down my back.....i was so pissed.
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jenscats5
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Dial_tone said:
Oh yes, she has her own "pet grass" plant in a pot -- just for her. Well, the other cats sometimes eat it too.
Anyway, she doesn't eat the celery or the leafy tops -- she just licks the bag. My male cat will lick the blinds -- they are pleated fabric shades....Yuck!!
supersizeme
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one of my cats likes to be spanked on the ass really hard as soon as i get out of the shower. she rolls over onto her side right in front of the bathroom door and is like, "here i am" and awaits the spanking of her butt. while i'm doing it, she stretches out with a look of utter content on her face. after 30 seconds of this, it turns into the game where i try to stick my fingers underneath her chin while she tries to either bite my hand off or jackrabbit kick the underside of my forearm into a bloody pulp.
sermon_of_mockery
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mine has learned how to jump up and push the ice maker button on the fridge.
Buddy_Christ
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because they're cats. worthless sacks of fur, claws, and fleas. you can't explain their behavior. and people cater to these things. scary.
we have 2 of them, but the minute they stop acting like dogs and start acting like cats, they're outta here.
we have 2 of them, but the minute they stop acting like dogs and start acting like cats, they're outta here.
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jenscats5
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crak600 said:
Weirdo.....j/k
Buddy_Christ
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my cats rock. seriously. the adult one will come out of hiding when people come over. she wants to investigate and see who's here, just like a dog.
she can handle her own with the dogs too. my 60lb shepard mix has taken one of that cats entire front legs into her mouth and dragged it across the house while they were playing. no joke. the cat never claws the dogs though. if the dogs actually pissed the adult cat off, they'd be bleeding. it's never happened. not even once. that cat can take some serious dog abuse....and she comes back for more.
the kitten is still learning how to handle the dogs. he's real small still, so i'm making sure the one dog isn't too rough with him. earlier today, my aussie male put his jaws around the kitten, just trying to play with it. kitten started bawling, dog got punched. if i let him "have his way" with the kitten, he'd probably kill it just trying to have fun.
she can handle her own with the dogs too. my 60lb shepard mix has taken one of that cats entire front legs into her mouth and dragged it across the house while they were playing. no joke. the cat never claws the dogs though. if the dogs actually pissed the adult cat off, they'd be bleeding. it's never happened. not even once. that cat can take some serious dog abuse....and she comes back for more.
the kitten is still learning how to handle the dogs. he's real small still, so i'm making sure the one dog isn't too rough with him. earlier today, my aussie male put his jaws around the kitten, just trying to play with it. kitten started bawling, dog got punched. if i let him "have his way" with the kitten, he'd probably kill it just trying to have fun.
gymrat
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gymrat said:
Lol. She looks like a stray. The black on her back is from dirt and possible oil from the driveway. the brown on her neck is from the copper pipe she lays next to while sleeping.
What a mess
Buddy_Christ
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i'm going to have to try that now......
here kitty kitty kitty.....
got 2 to torture
here kitty kitty kitty.....
got 2 to torture
Buddy_Christ
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i've given our one cat tuna and salmon before. she loves it.
the kitten was up my ass one day trying to get some london broil from me. i gave him a small chunk. took him a while to eat it...then he came over for more. the adult cat won't eat any people food.
my dogs were pissed too....i was giving the kitten small chunks of meat and they weren't getting shit. my dogs are vultures about things like that.
the kitten was up my ass one day trying to get some london broil from me. i gave him a small chunk. took him a while to eat it...then he came over for more. the adult cat won't eat any people food.
my dogs were pissed too....i was giving the kitten small chunks of meat and they weren't getting shit. my dogs are vultures about things like that.
sermon_of_mockery
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all the cats I've owned loved to be spanked fast on their ass
...and the other one always wants too wash me when she's done washing hereself
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jenscats5
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crak600 said:
Is the kitten the orange one cutiepie has in her catvatar?? That is a pretty kitten! I always wanted a orange kittty......
(don't go there guys!
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Buddy_Christ
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jenscats5 said:Is the kitten the orange one cutiepie has in her catvatar?? That is a pretty kitten! I always wanted a orange kittty......
(don't go there guys!
yes, that's the kitten.
you're lucky you threw in that last line.....
cutiepie04
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crak600 said:
This from the same guy who is bound and determined to make our new kitten a lap cat.
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