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pitbullstl
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PoyeBoy said:
Ouch....sounds like someone has had a brush with fatness.......
Why does every chick lie on thier license?
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Ouch....sounds like someone has had a brush with fatness.......
PoyeBoy
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seriously, I look at them all the time, they are always like 2 inches taller, and like 15-20 lbs lighter, I want to smack them upside the head with a boat oar, who do they think they are kidding?
maybe they have that mentallity where if they say it enough, and think it a lot, they eventually start believing it, but then when they get on the scale, "The scale is off, I was just weighed at the docters the other week"
yeah fat hoe, keep believing that shit, keep eating everything with ranch dressing and drinking 7 cans of soda a day, you fucking pyle
maybe they have that mentallity where if they say it enough, and think it a lot, they eventually start believing it, but then when they get on the scale, "The scale is off, I was just weighed at the docters the other week"
yeah fat hoe, keep believing that shit, keep eating everything with ranch dressing and drinking 7 cans of soda a day, you fucking pyle
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alien amp pharm
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Did anyone see that episode of the Man Show where they had a platform and asked random females a few questions. It appeared to just be a questionare, but one of the questions was "how much do you weigh?"
The females gave answers but what they didn't know is that they were actually standing on a hidden scale. They all weighed about 18 more pounds than they stated.
How true indeed.
The females gave answers but what they didn't know is that they were actually standing on a hidden scale. They all weighed about 18 more pounds than they stated.
How true indeed.
vixenbabe
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They made a mistake on my license at the bureau!The chick mis-typed I weighed 350 lbs. I never noticed it until a few months later. Was too laxy to go back and have 'em change it!
4 year's later I went back to re-new. They asked if anyting had changed. I told them my weight had. The lady who re-did my lic. thought I was a frickin hero to have lost all that weight!
4 year's later I went back to re-new. They asked if anyting had changed. I told them my weight had. The lady who re-did my lic. thought I was a frickin hero to have lost all that weight!
PoyeBoy
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Lumberg said:
why lie about something like age that cant be controlled?
Im going bald, I cant lie about that, its not something I happy about, but its just one of those things you have to except, because you cant change it. and if you always fret about something you cant change you will be miserable and self consious, people need to be comfortable with themsleves.
"God grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The Courage to change the things I can.
And the Wisdom to know the Difference.
And all that other Jazz"
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alien amp pharm
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They don't even put your weight on driver's licenses here anymore (TN). Do they still do that in other states?
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ajtomasi
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no weight on the texas license
nvrbuffenuff_girl
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Our licenses do not have weight on them.
My height is incorrect though. It says I am 5 inches shorter than what I am.
My height is incorrect though. It says I am 5 inches shorter than what I am.
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Code
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I was in line to get my motorcycle license once. And the girl in front of my was pretty big, and the guy behind the counter looked at her application and asked her how much she weighed and he replied, "You know it's illegal to lie on government documents."
I was all like, "Dizamn!"
I was all like, "Dizamn!"
I was fat when I got my driver's liscence, so it says 212 when now I weigh 160. Ive been 5'10" since my freshman year in high school, and I am tall, so I dint feel it necessary to lie about my height. Besides, I dont give a fuck if people know what I weigh. Ive got a ton of muscle, and I am not fat, but most of the chicks I work with are these damn rails that if there were a typhoon, they'd end up in Fiji. So fuck the whole weight thing. What's ina damn number? If you're gonna lie about anything, make it your IQ for chrissakes...
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Frackal
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Nathan said:
LOL best post ever
Funny you guys don't seem to mind reading all the weight and height lies in Playboy - why would you start to mind now?
According to Playboy's women - they are all 5' 3" - 5' 7" 95-117 lbs with 21" waists and 34" hips.
Women have been lying about their weight for so long men have no idea what a women would weigh based on their height & body type.
I can't tell you how many women are 5'7" and 115 lbs and can't fit into a size 12 jacket.
If a women looks good - who cares how much she weighs?
Nathan
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velvett said:
Funny you guys don't seem to mind reading all the weight and height lies in Playboy - why would you start to mind now?
According to Playboy's women - they are all 5' 3" - 5' 7" 95-117 lbs with 21" waists and 34" hips.
Women have been lying about their weight for so long men have no idea what a women would weigh based on their height & body type.
I can't tell you how many women are 5'7" and 115 lbs and can't fit into a size 12 jacket.
If a women looks good - who cares how much she weighs?
Well said Miss Velvett.
Nathan said:
lol!
PoyeBoy
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velvett said:
Funny you guys don't seem to mind reading all the weight and height lies in Playboy - why would you start to mind now?
According to Playboy's women - they are all 5' 3" - 5' 7" 95-117 lbs with 21" waists and 34" hips.
Women have been lying about their weight for so long men have no idea what a women would weigh based on their height & body type.
I can't tell you how many women are 5'7" and 115 lbs and can't fit into a size 12 jacket.
If a women looks good - who cares how much she weighs?
prons for wierdos and losers wierdos
PoyeBoy
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biteme said:
Because I'm 5'9" and when I weighed 200+, I got asked to play Santa Claus by someone that hadn't seen me yet. When you're that big, they assume that you're fat.
lol, now Im 210, i dont really look it cause Im not fat, but yeah 210 on someone whos 5'8" does make you think fat right away
pitbullstl
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sk* said:
sounds like my college roomate.......I'm 5'11" 270-280 in the offseason......my license says 230, because I got it before a show two years ago......I am constantly battling the cops when I get pulled over, beacause in the pic I'm about 4-5% with sunken in cheeks, and for about 9 months out of the year, I'm 270ish and about 11-12%......then when you do convinve them it's you they want you out of the car so they can search it for gear, pins, or other shit.......moral of the story: don't drive like a jackass
Scarlett33
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are you really fat or really muscular? j/k and everyone knows that it is body fat% that matters. Iknow a girl who always brags about weighing 123lbs she is so proud of that and tells everyone. No one believes her because her BF% is probably 30% I would rather weigh150lbs with 12% bf than 120 with25%.PoyeBoy said:
Scarlett33 said:
how tall are you?
Scarlett33
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I'm 5'6 and weighed 135lbs this am. I think my BF is around15%. I don't think anyone would look at me and call me fat.MattTheSkywalker said:
how tall are you?
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Imakarum_Mirabilis
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Expect nothing better from human beings, especially the XXs.
