Why do white people wear cologne?

[PsychoSkitz]

I figured this would make my other post politically correct (my apologies to GaryWary).

It's not a lie. Indians smell like ass and whites smell like artificial sprays.

Why is that?

I apologize to the 3% off indians who don't smell or fly planes into buildings and to the 3% of whites that smell like shit.

 

[spongebob]

scents are a way of reconizing each other. all animals use this sense for this. i love smelling perfume on a woman.

its better than that other smell you was talking about.

 

[Citruscide]

Hmm... I like smelling nice...

C

 

[gorilla_boy]

Indians smell so that blind people can hate them too.

 

[velvett]

What about Italians that smell like Garlic?

Or how about bodybuilder breath that smells like cheese and flehly pooped ass?


You want me to go on in all fairness?

 

[cure]

When did indians fly planes into buildings? and we wear cologne so we don't smell like your stanky ass.

 

[enrage]

shit... this post reminds me of these two (white) guys who leave the gym locker room reeking of Brute and Old Spice. Not the most appetizing smell at 6 am

 

[gorilla_boy]

Indians smell so that blind people can hate them too.

Wow, that was really racist...

 

[cure]

What about Italians that smell like Garlic?

Or how about bodybuilder breath that smells like cheese and flehly pooped ass?


You want me to go on in all fairness?

Wait a sec. I'm Italian and i only smell like garlic after a shower(our soaps are made from cloaves). Eventually the smell does dissipate.

 

[gorilla_boy]

What about Italians that smell like Garlic?

Or how about bodybuilder breath that smells like cheese and flehly pooped ass?


You want me to go on in all fairness?

Yep. Not only can I dish it out but I can take it.

I want to hear Irish jokes!

 

[cure]

Yep. Not only can I dish it out but I can take it.

I want to hear Irish jokes!

YOU SMELL LIKE A POTATO!

 

[manny78]

we like cologne cause we're civilized.....

 

[dballer]

You put colonge on after the shower.. so you smell better. Or aftershave so your face does not burn.

Some people do not shower.. so they skip all of the process.

 

[velvett]

Hi Dballer!

 

[spongebob]

What about Italians that smell like Garlic?

Or how about bodybuilder breath that smells like cheese and flehly pooped ass?


You want me to go on in all fairness?

what do you smell like???

 

[dballer]

HOWDY....

Everyone turn a John Denver song up all the way at 6pm...
I want Denver to be heard around the world at 6pm.

 

[velvett]

what do you smell like???

Er,


Either roses, gardinias or an oldie but a goodie Enternity.








That said - too much garlic makes me smell like garlic too - but that will hold true to nearly everyone as the garlic escapes their pores.

Ah well.

 

[bigmean]

Indians smell so that blind people can hate them too.

Great one. Fucking brilliant.

 

[spongebob]

HOWDY....

Everyone turn a John Denver song up all the way at 6pm...
I want Denver to be heard around the world at 6pm.

is this like that "hands across america" thing that barbera striesand was in. she felt bad for turning down the "we are the world".

it failed miserably because there was a gap in the link, somewhere in the midwest. they had to use a rope to fill in.

john denver across america.

 

[PsychoSkitz]

maybe white people wear cologne but there is a chinese guy in front of my office building selling knock off Cool Water Colgne. That shit is fresh, but I don't know many white folks who wear it.

Cool Water was the shit in High School.

That and Nautica

 

[danielson]

Er,


Either roses, gardinias or an oldie but a goodie Enternity.

whats a 'gardinaias' ?

is it a fragrance?

 

[dballer]

is this like that "hands across america" thing that barbera striesand was in. she felt bad for turning down the "we are the world".

it failed miserably because there was a gap in the link, somewhere in the midwest. they had to use a rope to fill in.

john denver across america.

more like Kennedys... the shot heard around the world... except.. Country Roads Heard Round The World"

Tonight at 6pm.. don't miss it!!!


(I like the smell of garlic...???)

 

[gorilla_boy]

Cool Water was the shit in High School.

That and Nautica

I still wear it. That and Hilfiger Sport...

 

[spongebob]

fahrenheit fo me.

 

[PsychoSkitz]

Curve, Lolita Lempicka, Angel and Versace Dreamer are my current faves.

I've loved Dreamer for years.

 

[dballer]

I like.. curve, chrome, eternity fo mans, joop, CK... and Brut (I save the Brut for dates..I use the other ones to impress the people at my office)

 

[Arkan]

I apologize to the 3% off indians who don't smell or fly planes into buildings and to the 3% of whites that smell like shit.

So sep 11 was actually committed by citizens of the united states???

 

[the nature boy]

Re: Re: Why do white people wear cologne?

So sep 11 was actually committed by citizens the united states???

and I didn't know indians flew planes into the WTC? Shit I'm learnin' all kinds of good stuff in this place!!!!

 

[danielson]

Re: Re: Re: Why do white people wear cologne?

and I didn't know indians flew planes into the WTC? Shit I'm learnin' all kinds of good stuff in this place!!!!

dude when are you going to learn

it doesnt matter if the people who flew the planes into the WTC were indian or not. they were brown.....you gotta learn to generalise and discriminate on the basis of skin colour more, sheesh....you've been on this site like how long and you havent figured that one out yet

 

[the nature boy]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Why do white people wear cologne?

dude when are you going to learn

it doesnt matter if the people who flew the planes into the WTC were indian or not. they were brown.....you gotta learn to generalise and discriminate on the basis of skin colour more, sheesh....you've been on this site like how long and you havent figured that one out yet

oh yeah, indians are one of "those people". Because "they're all the same".

 

[danielson]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Why do white people wear cologne?

oh yeah, indians are one of "those people". Because "they're all the same".

of course they are....shit all dem colured folk are they 'say' they are hindu, but they all be muslims, and all muslims are terrorists. it said so on drudgereport.com and other crackpot...ahhh uhhh i mean reputable opinion based websites so it must be true




(am being sarcastic )

 

[Arkan]

I think PsychoSkitz is Indian

 

[the nature boy]

LOL funny shit danielson.

 

[strider364]

What I don't get is why some guys put cologne on before they go lift. Whass up wit dat?

 

[PsychoSkitz]

If I was I would not own all that cologne

Indians, dot-heads, muslims, arabs. Yes it's a broad generalization of a group for which everyone knows who I'm referring.

So, anyone with white skin is "white." Not German, Italian, Irish, etc. But anyone who looks like an Indian and smells like an Indian needs to be pinpointed for exact origin?

Get over yourselves.

 

[Arkan]

Did you go to skool PsychoSkitz?

 

[PsychoSkitz]

The correct word is "school."

How do you expect me to comprehend what you're talking about unless you identify the right word. I'm not smart enough to put two and two together.

 

[Arkan]

You certainly rose to that little challenge but that doesnt prove you went to school, anyway stop picking, come on

Get over yourself

 

[WODIN]

Try using DMSO with a cycle to topically apply various types of gear. You'll smell like garlic for a month!

 

[the nature boy]

If I was I would not own all that cologne

Indians, dot-heads, muslims, arabs. Yes it's a broad generalization of a group for which everyone knows who I'm referring.

So, anyone with white skin is "white." Not German, Italian, Irish, etc. But anyone who looks like an Indian and smells like an Indian needs to be pinpointed for exact origin?

Get over yourselves.

come on man. you don't normally generalize in such a broad manner do you?

Do you say that "white people" put the jews in death camps when really it was germans who did it?

Or do you say that we fought the asians in WWII?

Or black hawk down was about a mission where we killed a 1000 black guys?

 

[PsychoSkitz]

No. I do say black people play basketball. White people play golf.

come on man. you don't normally generalize in such a broad manner do you?

Do you say that "white people" put the jews in death camps when really it was germans who did it?

Or do you say that we fought the asians in WWII?

Or black hawk down was about a mission where we killed a 1000 black guys?

 

[the nature boy]

No. I do say black people play basketball. White people play golf.

ok just checkin'.

 

[PURE EXTRACT]

When did indians fly planes into buildings? and we wear cologne so we don't smell like your stanky ass.

That's true, Cure. I was actually driving through Newark with an Indian friend of mine, and we stopped in the middle of an Islamic community for directions and man did we ever get bad looks left and right...I guess because we had our BDU's (Battle Dress Uniform) on didn't help either. I was kinda surprised because you guys can tell each other apart and shit, I couldn't tell for shit.

 

[PURE EXTRACT]

fahrenheit fo me.

Hellllz yeah bro, the ladies love that shit

 

[gorilla_boy]

Try using DMSO with a cycle to topically apply various types of gear. You'll smell like garlic for a month!

DMSO = instant WOP!

 

[casavant]

Because if you wear a good one, chicks dig it.