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KenBraggofCarroltonGA
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because they have a kick stand?
why do guys sleep on thier side?
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chris302001
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i always sleep on my side....sometimes my stomach, but never on my back
I am very pleased you put forth such an interesting and pertinent topic and I will be very satisfied to discuss. You see, due to the size of your massive nuts, they create much discomfort when positioned on your side because your thigh invariably pushes on them causing a very unpleasant sleeping experience. If you are positioned on your stomach, well, your entire lower body area presses on your nuts, which, of course, causes much pain and discomfort and is impossible to accomplish any meaningful sleep. I would very much like to hear any response or future interesting topics of this nature put forth by yourself.
Thank you
chris302001
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I would guess that the massive size of said nuts would cause devastating pressure and pain on the pelvic girdle even while lying on his back. Therefore, the only logical solution is to sleep upright in a tank of fluid rendering the nuts essentially weightless.
Or a most suitable alternative would a nut suspension sling hung from the ceiling directly above the lower pelvic girdle if funds for said tank of fluid can not be procured.
chris302001
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indeed. Im sure they have some tie downs and pullys in his line of work.
discuss.
KenBraggofCarroltonGA
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guys sleep on thier sides because they have a kick stand-oldjoke. as for having massive nuts and sleeping discomfort-if u an't afford aforementioned apparatuses then just roll over before bed and get your bf to hold them till the swelling goes down
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discuss
A most informative and insightful passage indeed.
PICK3
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wtf? Are you a woman?
I fall asleep on my back. Then I get uncomfortable and roll to my side. I then wake in great pain from my shoulder to my fingertips and roll to my back again. I have probably gotten up to take a piss a couple times by then (usually corresponding with my wakings). I will roll from back to side and back again maybe 4 times a night (maybe more).
I snore so loud sometimes my wife has to move to the other room because I wake her up even though she has earplugs in. My OSA isn't yet to the point where I require a CPAP though. But I'm sure the day will come.
I sleep on my side and stomach
uhmmmm, does this mean Im confused?
also why is more than half this thread a discussion about bino's balls
PICS OR STFU
uhmmmm, does this mean Im confused?
also why is more than half this thread a discussion about bino's balls
PICS OR STFU
I don't see how anyone sleeps on their back.
me either, my husband does it, but he sleeps like...all over the place too
I sleep on my back if Im exhausted...thats about it
I sleep on my back if Im exhausted...thats about it
I suspect you might be right
chris302001
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Waverly6969
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When I sleep on my side I put a pillow between my legs so I don't squish my nut sack.
AztecWarrior
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jnevin
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I toss and turn so much in my sleep I don't think I have a position. My ex told me sometimes she'd wake up and my head would be down where my feet usually were. I regularly wake up with the fitted sheet wrapped around me. I also used to grind my teeth so bad I snapped the crown on my incisor in half. I'm pretty laid back.
KenBraggofCarroltonGA
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if i sleep on my back and shift the wrong way, my goob-n-balls falls off the edge of the bed and causes a slinky effect and pulls me to the floor. but that still doesn't wake me up ,tho.
KenBraggofCarroltonGA
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sometimes, if I sleep on my back and wake up with a woody, I find snow on the tip of it.
