Why do cats...

[Smurfy]

think they can go wherever the FK they want? Walk all over stuff?tyyyyyyyyyyyyygg <<<<see this includes the keyboard too. wtf.

 

[from zero]

lmao

 

[Buddy_Christ]

cause cats are prissy little bitches. they make you bow down to them. you obey their every command and that's the way they like it.

 

[Seashell]

think they can go wherever the FK they want? Walk all over stuff?tyyyyyyyyyyyyygg <<<<see this includes the keyboard too. wtf.

And if it's not already annoying that they're walking ON the keyboard, then they flick their damn tail in your face.. GIT!

 

[Smurfy]

yeah and you know what else? licking my elbow while Im typing does not make up for her indiscretions either. HOw do I communicate that in feline-ese?

 

[WODIN]

Hiss at her.

 

[velvett]

And that look they give you "what, you got a problem?!"

 

[Smurfy]

yeah exactly, velvett! cats think they rule the world, im convinced of this. and when i question her behavior, she like meows and stuff as if to say hey FK off i do what i want.

 

[from zero]

Bros cats are awesome.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

yeah and you know what else? licking my elbow while Im typing does not make up for her indiscretions either. HOw do I communicate that in feline-ese?

there's a few ways to discipline a cat. probably the most effective is a water gun. go to the dollar store and get one of those 4 packs for 99cents.

we've got one of those hose things on the kitchen sink. i've used it to get the cats off the kitchen counter. works pretty effectively at teaching them.

 

[jenscats5]

Cats DO rule the world.....you obviously have learned nothing from your cat....

 

[supersizeme]

one of my cats just got done licking the wall and followed that up by running sideways into my bedroom to do god knows what. her eyes were blacker than tar

 

[Buddy_Christ]

one of my cats just got done licking the wall and followed that up by running sideways into my bedroom to do god knows what. her eyes were blacker than tar

you should see my 2 cats playing with each other. the way they leap and run they look like a pair of special olympics rejects.

 

[BileStew]

one of my cats just got done licking the wall and followed that up by running sideways into my bedroom to do god knows what. her eyes were blacker than tar

It means she is loosening her bowels and about to drop the kids off in the litterbox.

Or she either just hates you.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

It means she is loosening her bowels and about to drop the kids off in the litterbox.

Or she either just hates you.

for some strange reason, i think it's the latter.

 

[ripper2]

yeah, my cats are just like that... anything they can reach, they think is for them. forget having clothes that don't have cathair on them. somehow i think that when im at work they climb all over the clothes i have hanging in the closet.

water works great for disciplining them. i got a squirt bottle at HEB and they HATE that thing... sometimes i just have to pick it up and they take off.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

there's a few ways to discipline a cat. probably the most effective is a water gun. go to the dollar store and get one of those 4 packs for 99cents.

we've got one of those hose things on the kitchen sink. i've used it to get the cats off the kitchen counter. works pretty effectively at teaching them.

Yep,I have a spray bottle sitting on my desk.The minute a feline jumps up here,they get blasted.

 

[Y_lifter]

Because they own you... not vice versa

 

[Scotsman]

Simply put because cats are evil little creatures.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

cats belong in General Tso meals

 

[Spartacus]

cause cats are prissy little bitches. they make you bow down to them. you obey their every command and that's the way they like it.

thats why I have two of them,to keep me in training should I decide to marry again

 

[PBR]

cats hate men....thats all i have to say about that.

 

[coldblue1955]

cats hate men....thats all i have to say about that.

what proof you have on that? Cats love me! I'm the ladies man!

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

im scared of the cats on our ranch. saw one of them making a pipe bomb last week.

 

[Mr. dB]

im scared of the cats on our ranch. saw one of them making a pipe bomb last week.

Yeah, cats are terrorists for sure.

 

[Pamela]

One of my cats,
looks at me in the eyes and we can read each others mind.

He very cool!

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Yeah, cats are terrorists for sure.

how is the cat that's driving also shifting????

 

[Mr. dB]

how is the cat that's driving also shifting????

Details details...

I don't think the vehicle is moving.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Details details...

I don't think the vehicle is moving.

so they drove all the way from their terrorist fortress in 1st gear?????

 

[Robert Jan]

THEY own the house. you just happen to live there. be glad they tolerate you

and get em some damn food, too

 

[MrMuscle]

Are we talking about cats or females here? I see alot of similarities(sp?)

 

[gymrat]

cat's suck

 

[perkele]

Cats DO rule the world.....you obviously have learned nothing from your cat....

 

[Mr. dB]

so they drove all the way from their terrorist fortress in 1st gear?????

Maybe he didn't pick up the gun until he stopped...

I dunno, you'd have to ask Clyde. He's not very talkative about his Baghdad days though.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Maybe he didn't pick up the gun until he stopped...

I dunno, you'd have to ask Clyde. He's not very talkative about his Baghdad days though.

\im scared of clyde, i saw him sharpening his teeth on a whetstone one time.

 

[Smurfy]

 

[PBR]

what proof you have on that? Cats love me! I'm the ladies man!

No they dont...they only tolerate you....i have lost many pairs of shoes and other clothing due to their incessant territorial displays of marking they're fucking domain....plus, they dont sleep at night and are actually more awake during a new relationship....thus, running around the room and climbing curtains at 3:30am.....little fuckers.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

No they dont...they only tolerate you....i have lost many pairs of shoes and other clothing due to their incessant territorial displays of marking they're fucking domain....plus, they dont sleep at night and are actually more awake during a new relationship....thus, running around the room and climbing curtains at 3:30am.....little fuckers.

take it back

 

[Judo Tom]

i have the cutest cat in the world and he knows it.. thats why he can/does whatever he wants..

his brother is a tad jealous and and thats why he does whatever he wants..

 

[RottenWillow]

i have the cutest cat in the world and he knows it.. thats why he can/does whatever he wants..

his brother is a tad jealous and and thats why he does whatever he wants..

hey tom. You should post more. We need variety in here.

 

[Judo Tom]

im a slacker

 

[RottenWillow]

im a slacker

Well stop it boy or I'll hit you ineffectually about the neck and traps while simultaneously repeating "judo chop!!"

 

[Rod555]

I fucking hate cats. They look down on you with a contempt I find most distastefull. My pit bull terrier is a proper pet. He looks up to me, is always glad to see me and more importanly, he knows whos boss. He loves cats though.

 

[TC2]

think they can go wherever the FK they want? Walk all over stuff?tyyyyyyyyyyyyygg <<<<see this includes the keyboard too. wtf.

Try having a 110lb Boxer think he can go anywhere he wants.


He still thinks he's a puppy, I'll be typing with my feet up and he'll "nudge"(read..make me fall on my ass) me outta the chair so I'll have to play with him.

 

[PBR]

take it back

NO. you know that they are from outer space sent here to watch us.....right?

 

[Judo Tom]

does anyone else have cats that talk to them?

like hey pet me
hey feed me
hey pet me?