Why chicks should NOT be allowed to do Sports

[Frisky]

(hammy will be all over this)

I get home from the last LSU home game and I get the most freaking off the wall question from some dingy blonde *cough Fisty*

She looks at me with the most serious confused, I've been thinking about this all day, look... and asks me..

Ya ready?

"So, you know those yellow lines, and arrows you see on the field sometimes showing where the first down line is?"

me.. "Yea"

"Can you see those on the field when you go to the games?"

WTF?

me.. " You're kidding right?"

again.. "blank stare"

 

[Deterass]

Well can you??

 

[Raina]

 

[SoKlueles]

john madden draws them i think

 

[Frisky]

Well can you??

Yea, they run a chalk line in before the play and then they have a little vacume guy come clean it up after the play.

 

[hamstershaver]

 

[Longhorn85]

I wonder why I can't see the blue streak behind the puck anymore at NHL games.

 

[Frisky]

And OMG, I have to explain to her EVERY saturday and sunday how Pts work. She should be banned from the bookie room.

 

[Hiatussin]

lol
John Madden is funny

 

[Frisky]

I wonder why I can't see the blue streak behind the puck anymore at NHL games.

LOL

hahaha I bet she'd wonder how that worked too. I'm not letting her watch hockey

 

[Y_lifter]

Thank God I married a tomboy with 4 older brothers even if she is a Cowboys fan.

 

[Tryn2]

Yeah but women like that are good for these....

"Yes I promise Ill tap you on the head "
"I couldnt tell it was coming, sorry"
"Everyone does it anally"
"Look I do love you & your cat"

 

[Frisky]

Yeah but women like that are good for these....

"Yes I promise Ill tap you on the head "
"I couldnt tell it was coming, sorry"
"Everyone does it anally"
"Look I do love you & your cat"

lmao @ I'll tap you on the head

 

[EnderJE]

lmao...fisty...lines...the blue streak in the NHL...

You're the best.

 

[theoak01]

lol @ fiesty ,I can see this happening,someone get her a helmet

 

[EnderJE]

lol @ fiesty ,I can see this happening,someone get her a helmet

I think I have a spare around here.

You bring the pants.

 

[theoak01]

ok she can have the hot pants

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I wonder why I can't see the blue streak behind the puck anymore at NHL games.

OMG worst idea ever if you can't see the puck you shouldn't be watching hockey.