Why are there no good short and simple replies to when someone says FUCK YOU??

[needleboy]

Thanks for the offer, but I don't do charity work.

 

[Darksong2k1]

"Open wide."

 

[AAP]

I like that. Where youi been Darksong?

 

[Thick dog]

"Not even if you let me videotape it"

 

[Summer Bunny]

only in your dreams...!!

 

[Star]

Fuck You?? Why, nature did already.....

Star

 

[Summer Bunny]

Go to hell and meet the devil.....

 

[satanic goatslayer]

HOW ABOUT I DRILL 2 PILOT HOLES INTO YOUR TEMPLE AND THREAD A STRAND OF CHICKEN WIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL, SHAKE SOME SALT IN THE WOUND AND PULL THE WIRE VICIOUSLY FROM EITHER SIDE??!!

 

[Jeff_rys]

how about

fuck yourself

 

[harmonic]

HOW ABOUT I DRILL 2 PILOT HOLES INTO YOUR TEMPLE AND THREAD A STRAND OF CHICKEN WIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL, SHAKE SOME SALT IN THE WOUND AND PULL THE WIRE VICIOUSLY FROM EITHER SIDE??!!

Goatslayer, post a pic! I wanna see what a person with your mind looks like!