Why are there no good short and simple replies to when someone says FUCK YOU??

[AAP]

You would figure that someone would have come up with a snappy comeback when another person says FUCK YOU.

 

[TheSalami]

fuck you

 

[rushx79]

try me, bitch.

 

[Warik]

I've always liked: "Uh, no."

-Warik

 

[KAYNE]

MY FAVORITE REPLY IS A QUICK JAB TO THE JAW. ITS SHORT AND SWEET.

WORKS EVERY TIME.

KAYNE

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

 

[AAP]

No witty replies.

 

[The Shadow]

"Fuck you!!"

Really?? That's what I did to your mother last nite.

 

[mdd]

i kinda like try me, bitch

 

[GinNJuice]

How 'bout "YOU WISH"