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Who's every gone cow tipping?

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the-short-one said:
I'm very proud of you.



...and I meant "ever", not "every". It seems I'm having a bad day as far as spelling goes...
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That's alright. I've only tipped one cow.
 
My wife has went cow tipping. I am an immigrant to Arkansas...so I have not actually went cow tipping myself.

But what I understand...

1. You better know they are asleep
2. You better run like hell when they hit the ground.
 
hamstershaver said:
ive banged my fair share of cows
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yes, but have you ever tipped on over while it was sleeping?



I googled 'cow tipping' and there are entire websites dedicated to the craft. Who knew?
 
the-short-one said:
give details.
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I live on the edge of the country/suburbia area. My house is on a 2 acre lot. Down the street is a farm. The guy owns llamas, cows, ostrich's, peacocks and much more. My next door neighbor and I didn't have any thing better to do on a summer night. We were 15. So we go out to find something to do and we see the cow field. Most of them were under evergreens along the edge of their field. There was one tough-guy who was out alone. We weren't sure if he was asleep or not. So we both edge in on him from both sides. We figured it would be better for both of us to see if he was asleep so he wouldn't just plow one of us over directly. So we go up to him, about three feet from him. Then my friend starts to creep around his back side while I move down towards the side of his body. Then we just looked at each other and pushed as hard as we could. We knocked him over, and I think we knocked the wind out of him. Cause he made an 'umph' sound. We ran. He didn't. We stayed to see if he got up. He did in a minute. We went by a few days later and he was fine.
 
eat big said:
I live on the edge of the country/suburbia area. My house is on a 2 acre lot. Down the street is a farm. The guy owns llamas, cows, ostrich's, peacocks and much more. My next door neighbor and I didn't have any thing better to do on a summer night. We were 15. So we go out to find something to do and we see the cow field. Most of them were under evergreens along the edge of their field. There was one tough-guy who was out alone. We weren't sure if he was asleep or not. So we both edge in on him from both sides. We figured it would be better for both of us to see if he was asleep so he wouldn't just plow one of us over directly. So we go up to him, about three feet from him. Then my friend starts to creep around his back side while I move down towards the side of his body. Then we just looked at each other and pushed as hard as we could. We knocked him over, and I think we knocked the wind out of him. Cause he made an 'umph' sound. We ran. He didn't. We stayed to see if he got up. He did in a minute. We went by a few days later and he was fine.
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lololol. I'm touched that you were concerned for his welfare. :D He'd probably fallen over before and just thought "damn, I did it again."
 
the-short-one said:
lololol. I'm touched that you were concerned for his welfare. :D He'd probably fallen over before and just thought "damn, I did it again."
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He didn't get up right away. I thought they would get up and charge you. Not so. The 'umph' he made didn't sound good. He was a fatty though so he had plenty of padding.
 
I've had a few cows in the bed.
 
i have , when they wake up they are fuckin pissed , after they kick all their legs and shit tryin to get up real fast. i almost felt sorry for them , until i knocked their homies over. tee fuckin hee
 
Cows are actually very intelligent animals. The beef industry doesn't want you to know this. Goodnight everyone. Love and Peace.
 
We tried to tip one while out 4-wheeling somewhere between Salt River & 4 Peaks outside of Phoenix. The lead to the battery on the truck had apparently burned thru. So while we were looking at it under the hood of the Bronco of this guy I was dating at the time, there were some cows standing in the scrub near where the truck choked. So being the idiots that we were, we decided to wait on the battery & go see about tipping some cows. My friend, Bill, went up to tip the nearest one, but apparently he woke it up and while Bill was reaching over to "tip", the cow gave him this look like "GO AHEAD... MAKE MY DAY..."

We went back to messing w/ the car battery. That whole day was one of those retarded adventures that you're really amazed that you survived, but it still makes for a great story when you're drunk.
 
Sassy69 said:
We tried to tip one while out 4-wheeling somewhere between Salt River & 4 Peaks outside of Phoenix. The lead to the battery on the truck had apparently burned thru. So while we were looking at it under the hood of the Bronco of this guy I was dating at the time, there were some cows standing in the scrub near where the truck choked. So being the idiots that we were, we decided to wait on the battery & go see about tipping some cows. My friend, Bill, went up to tip the nearest one, but apparently he woke it up and while Bill was reaching over to "tip", the cow gave him this look like "GO AHEAD... MAKE MY DAY..."

We went back to messing w/ the car battery. That whole day was one of those retarded adventures that you're really amazed that you survived, but it still makes for a great story when you're drunk.
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he's lucky all he got was a look. :D
 
OMEGA said:
I found this response humerous

and made me proud of you at the same time
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We found more fun in jumping the fence to the power plant in order to try to break into the "second" lighthouse next to the main one in Port Washington. Unfortunetly, it was not as easy to pwn as the first, and we found ourselves having fun hanging from a small bridge as a plant vehicle drove by. It was totally like the movies, except that we found the geese inhabiting the pond to be extremely aggresive... and large. THAT was probably the most fun part, lol... goose baseball. (Who knew that they would fly right at your head just to protect their young?)



:cow:
 
Big Geese have seriuos attitudes

they are like "who the heck are you!"

and your like, "uh a human but I am still kinda scared of you"

haha :)
 
Have you ever licked a cow's nose? They taste nice. They love it when you blow into their nostrils too. I've yet to explore any other orifices.
 
blut wump said:
Have you ever licked a cow's nose? They taste nice. They love it when you blow into their nostrils too. I've yet to explore any other orifices.
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:cow: orifices. :D that's just so sig worthy.

I've been licked by a cow - a hereford, actually. I didn't lick him back.
 
I've gone cow tipping. Pretty neat. I think her name was Sally. The poor guy dancing with her never saw it coming.
 
EnderJE said:
I've gone cow tipping. Pretty neat. I think her name was Sally. The poor guy dancing with her never saw it coming.
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you do know that my name is Sally, don't you? and you never tipped me over. I tripped.
 
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