aap = dude will get laid first, cause he's the ugly nice guy who is friends with chicks and has no balls whatsoever. so eventually a friend who is a girl will come over crying late one night, saying that two black dudes just DPd her in the ass and she feels so bad about herself. Then he'll toss her salad and throw it in her while he tells her he loves her and to never leave him...ever.
stevie will be the first to get some. He's within sniffing distance of it and his next highschool myspace hookup is going to give it up.. I have faith in him.
Where are all the virgins anyway? Samoth is the only poller to post. Sublime must be out getting comfort food. Healother is on myspace, obviously. And aap is probably taping mirrors to the top of his shoes and getting ready to head to the mall.