Whoa... I suspect my boss

[Evil_Frisky]

Thinks I would poison him...

So I make (kinda late I know) and I fix me a cup... he's busy in his office... I had to go in there and bring him a drawing so I decided.. eh

What the hell! I'll just bring him a cup, better than this coffee going to waste. Now keep in mind.. I've NEVER in the 5 years I've worked for him, done this.

He knows I'm dieting now and well.. picks on me a bit sometime about my, as he calls it, 'MUCK'.

So I put it on his desk he looks at me kinda like this . So I'm like What?? I didn't want it to go bad... its getting late, Its only coffee, black, nothing in it!

Leave his office.. go back in 15 mins later and the same damn cup is sitting on the same damn corner of his desk NOT TOUCHED..

See if I'll ever be nice again

 

[Scotsman]

Maybe you should put poison in there then he will drink it and you might get promoted. Since now I am sure everyone knows he won't drink your coffee you have the perfect alibi.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Maybe you should put poison in there then he will drink it and you might get promoted. Since now I am sure everyone knows he won't drink your coffee you have the perfect alibi.

Cheers,
Scotsman

OU.....

poison in the coffe... and cold cream in the filled donuts..

 

[Scotsman]

OU.....

poison in the coffe... and cold cream in the filled donuts..

Alright poisoning the is one thing but don't fuck with the donuts that's just plain mean.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Alright poisoning the is one thing but don't fuck with the donuts that's just plain mean.

Cheers,
Scotsman

He gets these said donuts and sits RIGHT ACROSS from me and eats them... HE HAS TO PAY for this!

I drool the whole time.. declining to take one and him snickering at me... He's a hateful hateful man

 

[Scotsman]

He gets these said donuts and sits RIGHT ACROSS from me and eats them... HE HAS TO PAY for this!

I drool the whole time.. declining to take one and him snickering at me... He's a hateful hateful man

I know the feeling back when I was doing BB and the whole CKD thing I almost killed one of my friends for eating a burger in front of me. Especially since he was making fun of the fact all I was eating was the patty. Those buns looked sooooooo good to me, kind of like yours

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I know the feeling back when I was doing BB and the whole CKD thing I almost killed one of my friends for eating a burger in front of me. Especially since he was making fun of the fact all I was eating was the patty. Those buns looked sooooooo good to me, kind of like yours

Cheers,
Scotsman

mmmmmmmm BREAD! HOT BUTTERY BREAD....


and My buns are still warm from my tanning...

 

[WODIN]

I bet if you gave it to him wearing a nothing but a thong he'd drink it.

 

[awittyusername]

I wouldn't drink anything you gals gave me, bc you would probably be trying to drug me so you could take advantage of me.

 

[hamstershaver]

subscribed thread

 

[BrothaBill]

I know the feeling back when I was doing BB....

Have we met?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I wouldn't drink it either....evil Frisky

 

[Scotsman]

Have we met?

I don't know you ever been to Colorado?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[GoldenDelicious]

youre playing with fire, frisky

making good coffee in a workplace = instant demotion to coffee slave, when you make coffee for everyone on your 'break', but if you make it when you should be 'working' (even though you are) they get miffed at you

everyone i have worked with knows taht i am not above putting a laxative in their coffee just for shits and giggles (yeah yeah i meant that ) so its not really a problem...

 

[Evil_Frisky]

youre playing with fire, frisky

making good coffee in a workplace = instant demotion to coffee slave, when you make coffee for everyone on your 'break', but if you make it when you should be 'working' (even though you are) they get miffed at you

everyone i have worked with knows taht i am not above putting a laxative in their coffee just for shits and giggles (yeah yeah i meant that ) so its not really a problem...

I make the BEST COFFEE

I did go on strike a while back... Fecking people don't clean up after theirselves either...grrrr.... leave sugar and crap on the counter.. OH THE NERVE! And clean the coffee pot... OMG it was like the didn't even know it needed cleaning.

But I'm back in the saddle... AGAIN.. I get alot more cooperation these days.

And yep... I only make coffee.. when I am SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING FECK that... My break is for other stuff!


You want some coffee GD.. I'll bring it up to you

 

[GoldenDelicious]

I make the BEST COFFEE

I did go on strike a while back... Fecking people don't clean up after theirselves either...grrrr.... leave sugar and crap on the counter.. OH THE NERVE! And clean the coffee pot... OMG it was like the didn't even know it needed cleaning.

But I'm back in the saddle... AGAIN.. I get alot more cooperation these days.

And yep... I only make coffee.. when I am SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING FECK that... My break is for other stuff!


You want some coffee GD.. I'll bring it up to you

no, i plan on falling asleep by the pool today, so i cant have one just yet

but thanks for asking

 

[Evil_Frisky]

no, i plan on falling asleep by the pool today, so i cant have one just yet

but thanks for asking

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Fall asleep

 

[ChefWide]

Yawn.... er.. STRETCH:::

damn. yah, I'll take a cup.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Yawn.... er.. STRETCH:::

damn. yah, I'll take a cup.

Will that be in thong or fully dressed for you sir

 

[ChefWide]

Will that be in thong or fully dressed for you sir

Scarves... two please... no sugar, just honey....

 

[Beachbum1546]

next time you see him say this:
"hey... you're uh... still alive."

 

[jay1]

I bet if you gave it to him wearing a nothing but a thong he'd drink it.

Even if he knew it had Dioxin in it.