Frankly I'm disappointed this thread hasn't turned out into a full-on Nathan praisal thread. Not that I would win the drama queen award but I strongly feel EVERY thread should turn into a full-on Nathan loving thread. So, let's get to talking about me. I'll get the ball rolling:
Nathan is so great it's disgusting. He knows karate from when he got his yellow belt (whichever one comes after the first color) like 10 years ago, so look the fuck out. He has 6 years of tap, 5 years of ballet, and 3 years of modern jazz under his belt. He knows how to operate a belt sander. Also, he can read at a 6th grade level, and sometimes even better if he's consumed the right hallucinogens......