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Who Will Joe Pick?
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MortyJackson
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Zora is ugly as shit and she is an annoying cunt.
Sarah has nice tits.
He should pick Sarah but i think hell pick Zora just because he thinks he has a better chance she will stick with him after the secret is out.
Sarah has nice tits.
He should pick Sarah but i think hell pick Zora just because he thinks he has a better chance she will stick with him after the secret is out.
Lift Chief
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joncrane said:
How could you know that? I hope you don't really or that would take all the fun out of it.
Silent Method
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I've just seen that last episode - and I though it was funny as hell. That dude is a dult. The blond chick is all about the money - she basically flat out said he's a moron but "money can change that with time."
I hope he picks the blond chick - she seems pretty bitchy and I think she'd be the most dissapointed about NO MONEY!
I hope he picks the blond chick - she seems pretty bitchy and I think she'd be the most dissapointed about NO MONEY!
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lil k
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i thought he picked zora or that is what the leak says...i say zora
Burning_Inside
Elite Mentor
id definately pick the one onto my money worse than the others. hahaha what a glorious day to see her all curled up in a fetal position when she reaizes it's fake.
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lil k
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i think he has the money or at least a million from the show....he will tell them he doesnt to see who loves him....then he will tell her that he really does have money 
theoak01
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kronkette said:i think he has the money or at least a million from the show....he will tell them he doesnt to see who loves him....then he will tell her that he really does have money
finally somebody who thinks outside the box .
Ive had this theory since the start,time will only tell
the nature boy
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the guys at fox are geniuses. this hour long show was WORTHLESS!!! It was basically a recap of what happened the last 2 episodes. but people tuned in.
BTW, joe does have money. actually his folks have money. They're millionares, but not multi millionares.
BTW, joe does have money. actually his folks have money. They're millionares, but not multi millionares.
The Almighty
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Did he not pick anyone tonight?
the nature boy
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no he didn't. what a scam they pulled.
thebabydoc
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He is such an unbelievable dullard that it is impossible to conceive that ANY of the women the producers picked for the show could tolerate him for any amount of money. That is the main flaw of the show.
Now if they had picked say, 20 strippers now THAT would have been a show, because you know that
1) there'd be no doubt that they are all money-grubbing ho's
2) one would be hotter than the next and we'd get some gratuitous excellent R-rated porno action (can you say "hot tub?", and
3) they'd all be even more stupid and uninteresting than "Joe" and thus would not really tire of him.
BTW-
The show's prolly gonna give him like $500,000 or something like that...
Now if they had picked say, 20 strippers now THAT would have been a show, because you know that
1) there'd be no doubt that they are all money-grubbing ho's
2) one would be hotter than the next and we'd get some gratuitous excellent R-rated porno action (can you say "hot tub?", and
3) they'd all be even more stupid and uninteresting than "Joe" and thus would not really tire of him.
BTW-
The show's prolly gonna give him like $500,000 or something like that...
strangebrew
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he picks sarah but ends up with zora, so ive heard.
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DcupSheepNipples
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Warning Dcup Twist Spoiler!
Continue at your own risk! Twist to Joe M.
Joe will make his choice and will reveal the women he choses to marry. Then Joe will be made a terrible offer. "We'll give you $1,000,000 if you chose not to marry X, but marry Y instead. " Will Joe take the dowry? Is it really all about the money? Or can love, and $19,000 a year, truly conquer all?
Continue at your own risk! Twist to Joe M.
Joe will make his choice and will reveal the women he choses to marry. Then Joe will be made a terrible offer. "We'll give you $1,000,000 if you chose not to marry X, but marry Y instead. " Will Joe take the dowry? Is it really all about the money? Or can love, and $19,000 a year, truly conquer all?
Lao Tzu
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DcupSheepNipples said:
When the fuck did hanging out with women who only met you for your money constitute love? How many weeks has he known these women? 4?
If it was me, i'd choose the million. You can meet women somewhere else, for fucks sake. Out of 20 women he met at random he was combatible with 2. That is 10% odds of finding a good partner (well, closer to 1% when you factor in other things like age, singleness & sex).
Nonetheless, if he chooses to turn down 1 million dollars so he can have a 'wife' for the next 6 months i am sooooooooooo going to be disappointed in the male gender.
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lil k
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DcupSheepNipples said:
hey thats a cool twist! i still think that he has money already
Nathan
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Well, that spoiler is partially right. Read on at your own risk cause this is what REALLY happens:
As said above, Joe is offered $1,000,000 to pick the other chick. He takes the money, and uses it to pay every last one of the original contestants to have one huge blow-out orgy that takes up the entire second hour of the two-hour finale. It's graphic and obscene and makes for great television. I think we all know everyone is tuning in with that hope in the back of their minds.
As said above, Joe is offered $1,000,000 to pick the other chick. He takes the money, and uses it to pay every last one of the original contestants to have one huge blow-out orgy that takes up the entire second hour of the two-hour finale. It's graphic and obscene and makes for great television. I think we all know everyone is tuning in with that hope in the back of their minds.
I've tried to watch that show a couple of times but my IQ has sharply fallen as a result.
At first I thought that he was sort of cute but after hearing him talk a little and realizing that I could probably hold a more fascinating intellectual discussion with a paint can rather than him, I must say that he grates on my nerves. See, my intelligence is WAY down....just look at the crappy quality of my sentence structure.
From what I've seen, Zora has a touch of class compared to Sara....thus I'd rather not see her be chosen.
At first I thought that he was sort of cute but after hearing him talk a little and realizing that I could probably hold a more fascinating intellectual discussion with a paint can rather than him, I must say that he grates on my nerves. See, my intelligence is WAY down....just look at the crappy quality of my sentence structure.
From what I've seen, Zora has a touch of class compared to Sara....thus I'd rather not see her be chosen.
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lil k
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Nathan said:
best episode ever!
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